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Clips from The Sopranos (1999) - Drama (S01E01)

"Oh, of course, right."
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"You read the papers?"
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"Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living?"
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"Yeah."
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"I find I have to be the sad clown."
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"See, things are trending downward."
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"Used to be, a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt."
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"Nowadays, no values."
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"Guys today have no room for the penal experience."
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"So everybody turns government witness."
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"I feel exhausted just talking about it."
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"Here we go. Here comes the Prozac."
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"He doesn't have the money."
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"How can he not have the money?"
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"We ran the man over with the car. T, himself."
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"Stay with drinks on the house all night."
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"- Sorry, Mr. Dante. - It's okay."
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"So your uncle resents that you're the boss."
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"Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life."
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"First, against your father, his younger brother..."
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"Hesh, I love the man."
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"The man is driven in toto by his insecurities."
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"Get him out of town."
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"That way the restaurant closes, the hit goes down someplace else."
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"You old fucking Jew."
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"No wonder my old man kept you around so long."
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"So what about this fucking Jew's 250 on Mahaffey's 100?"
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"Mahaffey has a new business partner..."
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"These HMOs pay out millions..."
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"...to doctors, hospitals, whatever."
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"Now, we give this Mahaffey a choice."
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"...to fake clinics we set up..."
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"...or he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him..."
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"...which we know he cannot do."
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"Or it's a rainy night in Lyndhurst."
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"Very smart. Could be major."
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"So, Med."
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"Every year, on this date, since you were itty-bitty..."
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"Look, where's yours?"
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"Meadow, its our little tradition!"
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"We always have so much fun!"
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"To tell you the truth, I felt it was dumb since I was 8!"
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"I just go because you like it."
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"Here I thought this was something we would do long after you got married..."
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"...with girls of your own."
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"What? You have something you want to say?"
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"Mom, do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in Aspen?"
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"Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza Hotel?"
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"- Goodbye. - Close my door, please."
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"- Could you help me out? - Yeah, what do you need?"
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"- Where'd they come from? - Comps."
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"Comps?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"As manager for the Kitchen and Restaurant Workers Union..."
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"...I administer the dental plan. You listening to me?"
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"A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets."
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"Here. When was your last vacation?"
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"Mr. Soprano?"
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"You cannot accept a gift like that from Tony Soprano! No way!"
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"Listen to me, Charmaine..."
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"...if I stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break..."
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"...I'm gonna go postal."
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"Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home."
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"No! It's bad enough that these mobsters patronize the place, okay?"
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"So what? We're not connected."
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"Right. Because we just turned down those tickets!"
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"But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader."
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"Arthur, please. Grow up!"
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"Does the mind not rebel at any scenario under which dentists..."
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"...are sending the don of New Jersey first class on a Norwegian steamship?"
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"Come on, Arthur, somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets!"
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"Have them pay claims for MRIs that never happened?"
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"- The paperwork will look real. - How do I not get caught?"
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"I hate to hear you knocking yourself. You're a smart guy."
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"I'm depressed. I'm so fucking depressed I can't eat, sleep."
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"That's a shame."
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"...gets your fucking hip busted to shit."
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"I'm trying not to be cynical."
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"I know you are."
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"- Want to walk on the rocks? - Crutches, I can't."
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"It's beautiful out there. Come on, we'll help you."
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"Thanks, but no."
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"Let's try it."
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"What you were saying before with the MRIs and..."
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"T!"
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"Dick's looking for you!"
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"Listen, by the way, Artie Bucco's here to see you."
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"- I can't. - What are you talking about?"
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"We discussed this. You gotta leave town."
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"I'm sorry."
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"This is unacceptable."
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"Sir, people are not leaving, and there are five parties ahead of you."
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"I tore her a new one."
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"Why don't we just go to another restaurant and eat?"
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"We're here."
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"- Signora. - Hello."
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"Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry. Tony, where you going?"
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"Good."
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"You come here?"
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"Those decorating tips you gave me, they really work."
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"Nils, Nils?"
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"Do you know who that was?"
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"Nils, shut the fuck up."
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"Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table now."
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"Who was that woman at the restaurant?"
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"My decorator."
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"That's funny. Hey, you better not mess with that hat!"
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"Give me that!"
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"I know there is something more intimate between you and her."
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"Nothing intimate. We just talk."
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"Mr. Soprano, buona sera."
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"You know, sometimes..."
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"Life is often good."
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"Regaleali, for example."
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"You've been in good spirits the last couple days."
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"Carmela, there's something I gotta confess."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Getting my wine in position to throw in your face!"
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"You're always with the drama."
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"Oh. Oh, my God."
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