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Clips from Family Guy - American Gigg-olo (S15E15)

"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
Family Guy
"Would that be something you'd be interested in?"
Family Guy
"What if I need surgery?"
Family Guy
"maybe it's time for you to go out"
Family Guy
"Hurry! I can't hold it!"
Family Guy
"When do we want it?"
Family Guy
"Originally now, but it's been delayed until 9:40"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, sir."
Family Guy
"Feather on a string."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Think catnip's a joke?"
Family Guy
"Ah, bachelorette party."
Family Guy
"Hello, ladies."
Family Guy
"Finally, the stripper's here!"
Family Guy
"What? No, I'm not a stripper. I'm a pilot."
Family Guy
"(women whooping)"
Family Guy
"Ooh. Take something else off, sexy."
Family Guy
"(excited chatter) Oh, yeah!"
Family Guy
"Who wants me to stow my bag under their seat?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to watch some Fox News"
Family Guy
"Where the hell's Quagmire going?"
Family Guy
"He doesn't know we're following him, Joe."
Family Guy
"I've been like this for a while."
Family Guy
"(dance music continues)"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, I didn't know you were a male stripper."
Family Guy
"I wasn't. Not until the strike, anyway."
Family Guy
"I'm out of money. I-I had to do something."
Family Guy
"was available tomorrow evening?"
Family Guy
"Wow, somebody struck it rich."
Family Guy
"Is that a giggity?"
Family Guy
"selling online Internet cyber stuff."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. How many BTUs does this grill have?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Oh, man. That puppy?"
Family Guy
"Just grabbing myself a cup of mud."
Family Guy
"Bird!"
Family Guy
"(cell phone ringing)"
Family Guy
"so just lock up when you're done."
Family Guy
"(doorbell stops)"
Family Guy
"Here you go."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is amazing. Thank you."
Family Guy
"I thought you had the day off."
Family Guy
"♪ Some days won't end ever and some days pass on by ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Damned if you do, damned if you don't ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm takin' what they givin' ♪"
Family Guy
"You trippin', boy?!"
Family Guy
"I was in the middle of a cleanse."
Family Guy
"may I use my penis donut?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, no, it's great."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"I really only need two of you."
Family Guy
"You ask for papers?"
Family Guy
"so you're not exactly number one on my roommate list."
Family Guy
"(shouts)"
Family Guy
"Griffin, you're fired!"
Family Guy
"(melancholy jazz music playing)"
Family Guy
"I had sex for dinner and drinks."
Family Guy
"You have to work nights, weekends."
Family Guy
"but I don't know, I'll never see it."
Family Guy
""Shopping for groceries" is what I say instead of,"
Family Guy
"to shake a soda can and give it to my boss?"
Family Guy
"pretending you know the first thing about tools."
Family Guy
"Thanks to you, I don't have insurance anymore."
Family Guy
"What?! I'm not a doctor!"
Family Guy
"I've got some monofilament line you can use."
Family Guy
""Monofilament line," "slip-joint pliers.""
Family Guy
"You're right. I guess I did."
Family Guy
"I got a towel, but it's wet because I'm eating peaches."
Family Guy
"Get in."
Family Guy
"You guys having a good night?"
Family Guy
"Nein! Nein!"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Help us, pimps and hos!"
Family Guy
"I guess I just got caught up in the money"
Family Guy
"Yes, well, that may be."
Family Guy
"Still, I'm really sorry."
Family Guy
"What?! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"(women laughing, chattering)"
Family Guy
"(cheering continues)"
Family Guy
"Okay. Well, got to go."
Family Guy
"(music stops)"
Family Guy
"Black as night."
Family Guy
"A bird got in! Awesome!"
Family Guy
"(playing gentle classical music)"
Family Guy
"(footsteps departing)"
Family Guy
"What apartment is she in? I'll go talk to her."
Family Guy
"You know, if you're going back in anyway,"
Family Guy
"should infuriate me, but the truth is he seems happy."
Family Guy
"And can I have some of your bread?"
Family Guy
"Anyone who doesn't enjoy the music of Josh Groban"
Family Guy
"You know what, Carlos, you stay quiet for a while."
Family Guy
"You shake up boss's soda and give to him."
Family Guy
"HOOKER 1: I never liked prostitutes"
Family Guy
"No, Stewie, you have to fix me."
Family Guy
"Grab my tool belt."
Family Guy
"and use the slip-joint pliers to get the muscle back in position."
Family Guy
"You know what? That was really easy."
Family Guy
"Hey, there-- oh. What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Hopefully, the pilot strike will end soon"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"You want a little more, huh?"
Family Guy
"Get out there! Yes, sir."
Family Guy
"(theme song playing)"
Family Guy
"retract the hernia sac,"
Family Guy
"(car crashes, water splashes)"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm gonna just use the staple gun."
Family Guy
"Ah! Damn it! Ah!"
Family Guy
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Coming up, why one hello a day"
Family Guy
"to the receptionist at work is the magic number."
Family Guy
"But first: pilot strike at Quahog Airport."
Family Guy
"Picketing began on Thursday-- weird day to start a strike--"
Family Guy
"and both sides appear to be at an impasse."
Family Guy
"So Ground Control is telling Major Tom"
Family Guy
"this could be a long one."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Does anyone else like David "Booey"?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what the hell is up with this letter?"
Family Guy
"It says I'm no longer covered on your health insurance."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. They don't cover dogs no more."
Family Guy
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