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Clips from The Simpsons - The Girl Who Slept Too Little (S17E17)

"No soldier left behind."
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"Oh! Homer, can you help me out here?"
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"Lisa, honey, if you sleep in your own bed tomorrow,"
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"we'll do something special just for you."
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"Well, I heard they finished the stamp museum."
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"That could be fun."
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"Why can't they build a stamp museum"
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"closer to our house?"
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"Dad, you fought tooth and nail to get it away from our house."
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"consistency is something, something that something..."
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"Isn't this Lenny's house?"
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"Hey, Simpsons."
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"Oh, I thought it was 20!"
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"Yeah, that's per axle."
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"is making me a mint!"
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"I bought a diamond for my belly button!"
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"No one's gonna pay a buck to drink water from your hose, so..."
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"Wow! Look at all these worthy americans."
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"I invented the halftone printing process."
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"Thanks to me, Katherine Blodgett, we have nonreflecting glass."
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"Yeesh! Butter face."
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"You stole it from me, Elisha Gray."
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"Read the patent number, bitch!"
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""The land of the wild beasts"?"
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"That's the first book I read all the way through."
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"You read a book all the way through? Why?"
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"Milton burkhart's work has touched"
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"But then, something magical happened."
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"Is this the land of the wild beasts?"
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"No, this is the land of the wild feasts!"
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"The Hillside Wrangler steak house!"
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"I'm a $4.99 steak."
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"And I'm jumbo shrimp!"
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"Maximum two servings!"
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"I love you, Hillside Wrangler!"
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"Tell us, Mr. Burkhart, what led you"
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"to the magical world of children's books?"
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"I wanted to be a children's book illustrator"
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"ever since Playboy wouldn't publish my cartoons because"
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"they were too filthy."
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"Groundskeeper Willie?"
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"No, I'm his cousin, Gravedigger Billy."
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"I've been digging graves for 30 years,"
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"If I did, they'd ring this bell."
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"in this life, he's a blabbermouth!"
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"And that Dr. Hibbert was so boring."
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""Homer, we must discuss your test results.""
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"Look who's sleeping in our bed again."
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"are married for years and have nothing new"
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"to talk about, they bad-mouth their closest friends."
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"But I thought it was wrong to talk about people behind their backs."
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"I spy with my little eye a girl who's not sleeping in her room like she promised."
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"Oh, and I spy with my little eye"
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"Homer, we're not really playing."
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"Is it the chair?"
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"Exactly! Now, what has two ears but can't hear?"
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"Grandpa!"
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"What if we show Lisa we can sleep in her room"
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"without being frightened?"
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"Okay, Marge."
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"But don't be surprised if a snuggle monster shows up."
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"Well, I hope he's accompanied by the "how was your day""
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"monster and the "foot rub" monster, and the "let me just...""
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"Now, Willie, the pot of gold I saw is right down there."
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"All I see is an empty grave. Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!"
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"What about Bart's bedroom?"
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"The brakes are shot."
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"Okay, I'll watch TV."
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"Now, rerunland takes you back to 1965 with Bonanza."
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"I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue."
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"they might lose the ponderosa."
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"Learn to drive, boy!"
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"As a young child, did Lisa receive a lot of nurturing?"
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"Frankly, no."
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"Did you bring those home movies of your daughter I asked for?"
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"This is all I could find."
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"Why you very little...!"
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"Homer, stop that!"
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"Who was filming that scene?"
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"I see."
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"Mr. And mrs. Simpson, to overcome her neglect,"
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"Lisa had to suppress her childhood fears."
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"Now, Marge, when our little girl's happiness is at stake..."
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"I'm not chasing you, Mr. Simpson."
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"And you won't!"
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"Unless you can leap through fire!"
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"I can't keep sleeping in mom and dad's room."
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"Yeah, if dad rolls over, you're dead."
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"Mom showed me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows."
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"But I'm going to conquer my fears... tonight."
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"Can you please open the gate?"
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"I was just visiting another security guard that died."
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"If I can just spend the night here,"
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"I'll never be scared again."
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"Hi, Dr. Nick."
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"I'M... Dr. Octopus."
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"I'm going to get you, spidey."
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"Bye, Dr. Nick."
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"Bye, Lisa."
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"We don't go to you anymore."
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"We have a better doctor."
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"Oh, congratulations!"
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"Boys, that grave robber could be anywhere."
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"The most vital thing is that we stick together."
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"Wait. Where did everybody go?"
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"before someone takes a shot at me."
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"You know, I actually got into law school,"
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"but I just couldn't afford it."
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"Quiet, I hear something."
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"Yeah, that's my life slipping away."
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"okay, got to keep calm."
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"If Scooby Doo has taught me anything,"
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"it's that the only thing to fear are crooked real estate developers."
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"where's Lisa, boy?"
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"Well, if you're looking for Lisa,"
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"she said she was going to spend the night in the bone yard out back."
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"The cemetery?"
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"And you're just sitting here?"
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"You're watching cartoons!"
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"Just the show for me!"
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