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Clips from 30 Rock - Into the Crevasse (S04E04)

"Unfortunately, we're not going to be able to find homes"
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"you not become emotionally attached to any of them."
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"I grew up on a pig farm, sir,"
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"were workers, not pets."
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"You're the donkey now, Kenneth.""
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"Yep, just another animal."
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"It might as well be a rat."
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"An adorable rat who shows you it's okay to be scared"
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"For example, Bandit."
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"Okay, well, the dogs scheduled to be put down today"
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"have red tags on them."
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"I will adopt all of them."
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"and Les Winkler in Corporate Communications."
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"Jack, What took you so long?"
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"Like sashimi."
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"You prefer cold pizza?"
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"You don't tell me anything anymore, Jack."
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"It was a year ago that you kicked me to the curb."
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"I began plotting my revenge that very day."
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"more powerful than G.E."
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"And since American Idol's not on until January,"
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"that left the United States government."
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"After the election, I could have had any ambassadorship I wanted."
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"Instead, I suggested that I take on this Task Force."
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"See, I had you in my sights the whole time."
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"It's a laser gun, it's unstoppable."
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"You listen to me, Banks."
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"You keep your spray-tanned, little hands off this company."
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"Your testimony's going to make headlines in every paper"
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"Yeah, and I'm just getting started."
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"You would destroy an entire company just to get me?"
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"You watch me."
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"I'll make this company profitable so fast"
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"Marries Your Mom"."
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"Jenna, it's 2:00 in the morning, what's going on?"
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"Nightstalkers has encountered some production speed bumps"
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"Well, I need you back by Friday."
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"What kind of speed bumps?"
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"Well. Iceland appears to have a different sun than America."
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"Because this one is not setting."
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"And you probably don't know this"
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"because you've never played a moonologist,"
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"the sun will start to set."
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"I'm told tomorrow night,"
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"just to punish me?"
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"Liz, I don't even know what you're talking about."
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"What's wrong, roomie?"
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"Well, two of my co-workers are driving me insane."
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"So I'm going to kill them in their sleep tonight."
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"Tracy, put Lemon on."
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"Hello?"
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"Okay, as a single woman"
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"if it could be programmed to ask you about your day?"
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"I'm hanging up now."
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"Now that we're all up, do you want to talk about"
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"the elephant in the room?"
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"No, I don't."
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"I don't even know why you brought that thing."
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"I mean the figurative elephant."
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"Liz, I've been reading your book."
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"Now I see why Angie is mad at me."
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""If your man has seven cell phones"
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"that says 'Open Marriage',"
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"that's a dealbreaker.""
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"Liz Lemon, every little thing I've done is in here."
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"You used me to write your book!"
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"What? No."
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"Maybe some of it is inspired by you."
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"Really?"
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"You're going to make my life worse than it is right now?"
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"I'll take all of them."
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"And like children, you can't reason with them"
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"when they're upset."
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"All you can do is turn the heat up,"
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"and wait for sleep to save you."
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"Because Jenna is immune to whiskey"
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"and Tracy is afraid of juice."
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"Oh, and not to add to your problems,"
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"but Paula read your book."
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"Attention, creative types."
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"This is Dinesh Mehta."
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"He's a design engineer for the Microwave Division."
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"that is as good as the light bulb."
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"What?"
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"Well, it's kind of annoying when you're microwaving,"
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"and the the tray under it rotates,"
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"What else?"
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"Bigger and not as well-made."
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"The auto industry was run by a bunch of out-of-touch white guys"
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"We're G.E., damn it."
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"And we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave."
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"Frank, I can't!"
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"Fine, forget it."
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"Say that again."
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""Four, get it.""
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""Wheel crack this yet.""
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"Wheel."
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"Okay, it's go time."
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"We get one shot at this!"
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"Thank you."
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"Action!"
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"I'm sorry, which hand did I have the flashlight in"
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"when we were inside?"
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"Thank you!"
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"Oh, great day, everyone."
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"Since I have neither the time nor the energy"
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"I cut the baby in half."
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"And I will take the top half,"
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"Lemon, you wrote about Tracy's life for your own gain."
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"Tracy should be allowed to use your life as he sees fit."
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"and get a life rights contract drawn up."
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"Something humiliating."
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"It's 1994."
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"So fighting every natural instinct,"
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"doing the thing that seemed most awful to me,"
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"I went and found my fellow climber,"
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"And I said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing.""
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"And I will always..."
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"Oh, Liz, I would really love to do this."
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"So you're sticking with the passive-aggressive acting out."
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