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Clips from Family Guy - Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (S06E06)

"- Just use a dish towel! - There aren't any, Brian!"
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"You need to come in here! Oh! We are gonna have ants!"
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"What the hell is this? I am not cleaning this up."
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"- Meg, less talkie, more sweepie. - Shut up, Chris!"
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"- Supervisor? - Yeah, I promoted him this morning."
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"- Promoted me this morning. - What?"
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"Meg, things change."
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"Hey, you ever see Broken Lizard's Club Dread?"
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"Well, go see that movie and absorb its message,"
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"and you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about."
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"Don't worry about it, Chris, she'll be fine."
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"Mary Stuart Masterson."
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"Yeah, yeah, in that sort of "you think you could get her,"
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"Like, she's gettable, you know? Like Elisabeth Shue."
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"- Oh, I remember her. - Yeah."
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"One of those underrated actresses that was always talented and beautiful,"
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"- Who, Elisabeth Shue? - Yeah."
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"Like totally naked in Leaving Las Vegas."
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"- I don't see art films. - Like, like, crazy hot."
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"- Oh. - It's a really exceptional sequence."
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"He's a... He's a failed writer who just decides that,"
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""Oh, I'm going to have a big last hurrah in Las Vegas.""
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"And then he meets a whore and pays her a bunch of money to stay with him,"
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"and have sex with him while he murders himself slowly."
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"And, you know, she's game for it, but she catches feelings midway through"
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"- You like that? - Yeah, it's rad."
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"Don't talk, please. Hang on, let me get a condom."
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"- Brian, are you guys up? - Stewie, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- Go back to bed. - But I'm not tired."
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"- Oh, all right. "Dear Penthouse Forum. '" - No, no, Stewie, go away!"
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"Brian, don't be mean to him."
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"Yes, Brian, if you're mean to me, I'll stop paying the rent."
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"- What did he say? - Nothing."
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"That's right, I'm paying Mr. Lickity Self's half of the rent."
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"- All right, yes, fine, it's true. - Why didn't you say anything?"
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"Because you wanted me to move in so badly,"
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"and God knows I didn't want to..."
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"Wait... You didn't want to move in with me?"
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"Well, honestly, no."
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"Well, I don't want to be your guilty burden, Brian!"
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"- We're through! - Jillian, wait!"
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"You'll feel better in the morning."
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"Hey, you know what you should do?"
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"You should have sex with somebody else"
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"just to get back at her for walking out on you."
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"Just have sex with somebody. Anybody. Just don't even think about it."
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"- She's gone, Jillian's gone. - Look, Brian, I know you're upset now,"
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"but I think it's important to see things in perspective."
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"Remember when Alex P. Keaton lost his girlfriend?"
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"And then he got another one, and everything was all right?"
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"You know, Stewie, you're right. This is not a loss, it's an opportunity."
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"I'm free now. I've got my own place, no attachments."
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"There you are. That's just the kind of can-do spirit that built this nation."
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""We hold these truths to be self-evident,"
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"- but it's not going in. - You'll be sorry."
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"Noted. Moving on."
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"- So, Meg, any luck finding another job? - No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now."
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"The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it."
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"What am I wearing? A hat and glasses."
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"Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?"
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"Oh, what would I do to you? Well..."
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"All right, I am totally flaccid,"
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"but thank you anyway, ma'am, I appreciated your time."
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"Mom, check it out!"
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"Oh, shut up, you bastard!"
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"Chris, we should have a talk about Meg. She's really upset that she got fired."
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"Gee, I didn't realize working at the store meant that much to her."
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"You know, it would mean the world to her if she could get her job back."
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"And you'd be one terrific brother if you could help her."
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"Well, gosh, Mom, I'll sure try. Poor Meg."
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"Groundball to shortstop. The throw is to second,"
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"Now, granted, the throw was a little wide,"
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"but you've got to believe that a two-armed player would've made the catch."
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"In fact, a one-armed player would have at least had a shot at it,"
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"which calls to mind the question once again,"
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"why, with all the two-armed youngsters waiting in the minor leagues,"
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"does this team stick with an armless second baseman?"
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"What the hell? What are you people doing in my apartment?"
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"Come on, time for you to meet some women"
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"who are gonna make you forget about Jillian."
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"- Look out for this one, she's a bit of a card. - Okay, here's one for you."
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"A waffle."
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"How are you still single?"
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"Hey there, buddy. Check it out. Check it out."
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"I put a cruller in the Jerry's Kids jar. I thought that would be funny."
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"We have to talk about every scene, man."
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"Hey, hey, hey! Remember when Jack Noseworthy's eyes explode?"
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"Wasn't that awesome? Please agree with me that, that was awesome."
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"Well, if you hire Meg back, maybe I'll have an opinion."
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"She's hired, she's hired! What do you think of it?"
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"It was the most awesome thing ever! Hug me!"
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"- Hey, how you doing, Brian? - Lousy."
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"I know who can cheer you up. The robot from SpaceCamp."
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"- Brian and Jinx are friends. - Get that out of here."
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"Okay, how about the robot from Rocky IV?"
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"It's all your fault that Jillian's gone."
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"My fault? Brian, you've got no one to blame but yourself."
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"You let the fat man talk you into moving out."
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"Be a man. If you want her, go get her."
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"You know something? You are absolutely right."
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"Stand aside, I got to get my girl back."
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"Go, get her, Brian."
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"- What are you doing here? - Jillian, look, I made a huge mistake."
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"You know, you really hurt me, Brian. And I can't let you do that again."
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"Look, I won't. I promise."
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"In a minute, Adam."
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"Well, I guess this is good-bye."
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"- Please don't send me away. - I have to."
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"but I can't work for that guy anymore. He's a freak."
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"Kind of sucks though."
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"I mean, you are never gonna find a chick that hot again."
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"You know what the mistake was, moving in together."
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"Well, it's just another life experience, I guess."
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"Hey, and look on the bright side."
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"Maybe you got another chapter for your book."
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"Welcome home, asshole!"
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Oh, OshKosh B'Gosh, it's a brand new paperboy."
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"Actually, Meg, as your supervisor, he can."
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"No."
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