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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Vacation Solution (S05E05)

"There was something wrong with that detergent."
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"- That was way too bubbly. - I'm sure it was."
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"I intend to write that soap company a strongly-worded letter."
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"Yeah, good for you. Now start counting."
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"A suggestion box."
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"Three hundred sixty-six. Three hundred sixty-seven."
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"How's it going?"
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"How's counting going?"
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"...I recited pi to a thousand places for the school talent show."
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"- I think I got this. - Great."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"One."
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"This is preposterous."
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"You're giving me these tasks because you're afraid..."
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"...if you give me anything meaningful to do, I'll show you up."
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"Really? Is that what you think?"
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"Yes, that's what I think."
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"Hey, I've been training in the field of neurobiology for 12 years."
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"You've been here three hours and you spent one of them in the bathroom."
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"That's because I'm not being challenged."
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"It's the same reason Einstein failed math."
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"Maybe the math was too bubbly for him."
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"You think you're doing science by cutting up that brain?"
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"They could do the same at Quiznos."
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"And they'd offer to toast it for me too."
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"Okay, smart guy."
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"I'm about to remove the locus coeruleus, which is incredibly delicate work."
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"Have at it."
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"I'm no stranger to a little gray matter."
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"Locus coeruleus."
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"You're getting warmer. It is indeed in the brain."
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"Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair."
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"But this is just biology, so it's no problem for a genius like you."
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"It's not. I will have you know in the field of physics we work..."
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"...with particles so small they make fat jokes about the locus coeruleus..."
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"...i.e., when your locus coeruleus sits around the house..."
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"...it sits around the house."
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"Oh."
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"- Are we nervous, Dr. Cooper? - No."
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"What you see is a man trembling with confidence."
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"Does the locus coeruleus normally bleed that much?"
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"No, but your thumb does."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Yeah, you're a biologist."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm on vacation."
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"Social convention is stupid."
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"What happened to your thumb?"
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"If I tell you a story about each of them, we'll be here all day. Let's move on."
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"- What can I get you? - Ah."
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"Seeing as I'm on vacation, a piña colada seems appropriate."
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"Extra pineapple slices, extra whipped cream..."
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"...extra cherries, extra umbrellas, and, uh, hold the rum."
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"Don't let me have too many of those."
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"Hey. What are you guys doing here?"
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"We're grown men. We drink at bars, heh."
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"No and no."
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"Everything okay with you and Bernadette?"
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"Oh, yeah, sure."
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"- You and Amy? Good? - Oh, better than good."
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"Those girls text me every detail of their lives as it happens."
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"I'm not signing a prenup."
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"All right, Wolowitz, listen up. You sign anything she puts in front of you."
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"You are the luckiest man alive."
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"If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else."
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"Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not gonna happen, we had a meeting."
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"And you."
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"A grown man fainting at the sight of a little blood."
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"Excuse me, this is a fairly substantial wound. You..."
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"Amy. Amy."
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"Amy."
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"What do you want?"
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"After all, I did book the whole week."
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"Do you honestly think you can just waltz back in here..."
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"...after the way you behaved yesterday?"
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"I was not myself. I had lost a lot of thumb blood."
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"I want a real apology."
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"- I'm sorry that you weren't able to... - No."
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"- That my genius got... - No."
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"- That the soap was so... - Sheldon."
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"Fine."
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"Sorry."
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"You're forgiven."
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"Now, if you wanna stay..."
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"...get started on those beakers. They're still dirty from yesterday."
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"Next year, I'm going to Epcot."
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"Are you mad at me?"
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"No. I'm not mad at you."
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"I just wish you would've come to me..."
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"...so I didn't have to hear it through the nerd-vine."
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"So, what are we gonna do?"
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"- You really want me to sign a prenup? - I don't know."
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"My dad's pretty insistent on it, though."
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"Why don't I talk to your dad?"
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"- Man to man. - Really?"
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"- Oh, that'd be so great. Heh. - Done."
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"I should probably give you a heads up about a couple things."
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"Okay, heh."
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"...foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control..."
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"...organic food, the designated hitter rule..."
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"...recycling or the fact that you're Jewish."
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"So the thing to watch for, if he's shouting at you, you're okay."
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"But if he starts to get real quiet..."
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"You know, this isn't that pressing."
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"Why don't I talk to him about it in May, heh?"
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"In May you're gonna be on the International Space Station."
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"They got a phone."
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"And an irrational constant."
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"I assume you'd like to respond..."
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"I just don't know how I'm gonna break it to him."
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"I got the message."
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"...and you'll feel like you were born without bones."
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"Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist..."
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"Well, I've got some rare comic books."
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"I was kind of hoping I could continue vacationing in your laboratory."
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"That your laundry? You have six things in there."
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"Like what?"
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"Not in a straight line, throw some zigs and zags in there."
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"But don't worry, he won't shoot it. It's more of a fashion statement."
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"Oh, Lord, that multiplication error."
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