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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"# But I'm glad you see what happens when #"
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"# Hah, hah, hah, hah #"
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"# I bust the windows out your car #"
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"# You know I did it 'cause I left my mark #"
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"# Wrote my initials with a crowbar #"
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"# And then I drove off into the dark #"
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"# I bust the windows out your car, hey #"
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"# You should feel lucky that that's all I did #"
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"- # After five whole years of this bull # - Shh..."
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"# Gave you all of me and you played with it #"
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"# I bust the windows out your car ##"
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"You busted my window. How could you do that? You busted my window!"
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"Okay. Please examine your personalized menus."
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"This is what you're gonna be eating for the next six months."
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"- Um, mine just says "coffee." - Mm-hmm."
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"- What's "smelt"? - A pungent, low carb freshwater fish."
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"Okay, let's start with today's business. Artie, you're cut. You're not trying hard enough."
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"- At what? - At walking."
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"Can't be wheeling you around during every number."
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"Throws off the whole dynamic, and it's depressing."
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"- So you're kicking him out? - Mm-hmm."
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"Also you. You's gotta go, F.A. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah."
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"You can't kick people out of Glee Club because you don't like the way they look."
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"because you could burst into flames at any second."
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"You three. You're great. You're perfect. Seriously, don't change a thing."
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"- Now just hold on a second... - What? What was that, Frankenteen?"
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"Why don't you, uh, wipe that dopey look off your face..."
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"and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been draggin' on the ground?"
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"- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me?"
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"What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!"
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"Am I hurting your feelings? Did I say something wrong?"
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"Because I thought you wanted somebody who respected you enough to tell you the truth."
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"But maybe you don't have the confidence to hear it. Hmm?"
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"Maybe you need somebody who's going to lie to you..."
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"and tell you things like, "You got what it takes.""
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"But you know what? As far as I can see, you don't."
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""or not?""
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"Screw this. I quit."
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"- Me t-t-too. - Let's roll, Artie."
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"No. Great. Great! Separate the wheat from the chaff. That's perfect!"
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"Wait."
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"in order to be a star, she'd have to get a nose job."
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"we don't need you."
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"Let's face it. We're never gonna be as good of dancers as Vocal Adrenaline."
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"We're gonna win because... we're different."
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"They told J. Lo her booty was too big."
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"Curtis Mayfield was more successful after he became paralyzed."
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"- Jim Abbott. - I have no idea who that is."
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"Okay, so... Um, misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it too."
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"That's great. What's your point?"
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"Our point is that..."
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"you're fired."
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"And I'm taller than you."
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"Wait. We have to wear mascara?"
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"Sandy says it makes our eyes pop."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay. - There's a lot of moms out there, right?"
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"Guys, don't worry about it."
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"Just get in the zone, all right? This is gonna be fun."
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"Believe me. You're gonna remember this night for the rest of your lives."
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"- Mr. Schue? - I know. You're nervous."
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"It's just... thanks... for believing in me."
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"He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here."
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"Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed."
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"- He actually showed up? I can't believe it. - Gentlemen."
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"Forget every experience you have ever had in your drab little lives."
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"This is the most important thing you will ever do."
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"Places!"
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"- Ah, ticktock, you don't stop. - Stop."
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"- To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop. - Stop."
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"To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop."
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"- To the ah, ticktock... - I know you're not gonna sing that song."
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"To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop."
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"To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop."
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"# Come inside, take off your coat #"
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"# I'll make you feel at home #"
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"# Now let's pour a glass of wine #"
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"# 'Cause now we're all alone #"
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"# So just let me hold you close to me #"
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"# 'Cause I've been dyin' for you, girl #"
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"# To make love to me #"
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"# I wanna sex you up #"
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"To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop."
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"To the ah, ticktock, you don't stop."
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"# Let me take off all your clothes #"
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"# Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah #"
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"# Let me light a candle so that we can make it better #"
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"# Makin' love until we drown, yeah #"
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"# Girl, you make me feel real good #"
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"# We can do it till we both wake up #"
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"# Girl, you know I'm hooked on you #"
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"# And this is what I'll do #"
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"# I wanna sex you up ##"
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"Yeah!"
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"I would like to just go into the recording studio and lay some of those tracks down."
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"And of course I would love to play some bigger venues... Wembley Stadium, Red Rocks."
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"Hey, guys."
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"I'm Josh Groban. This is my bodyguard, Flex."
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"We were in town. I was inducting Run-D.M.C. into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night..."
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"so I thought I'd stop by and say hello."
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"- So which one of you is, uh, Sandy? - Ooh!"
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"Mr. Groban, we are so honored that you came here today."
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"- I came here to tell you... - Yes, sir."
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"This is a restraining order. Stop sending me nude photos. Stop calling me!"
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"I don't know how you got my number, how you got my number again after I changed it..."
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"but I don't want any more of your edible gift baskets or locks of your hair."
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"- That stuff got crazy, dude. - Are we clear?"
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"- Mmm. - Thank you, gentlemen."
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"I mean, like... explosive."
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"Thanks. Sorry."
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"I'm sorry, Will."
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"You guys are actually pretty good."
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"Honey, you were good."
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"You were really good."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Come here."
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"Don't bother. She's already pregnant."
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"Now, you might be thinking, why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you?"
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"But let me tell you something. Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban."
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"No. Josh Groban loves a blowsy alcoholic."
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