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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"- Exactly. Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"- H-How's it goin' with Ken? - Great. It's great. It's wonderful."
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"I mean, you know, he's flawed, but he... he knows who he is, and that's... that's great..."
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"and there really is nothing sexier in a man than... than confidence, you know?"
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"Sandy. I thought you weren't allowed on campus."
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"No, William. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of children."
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"Besides, Henri and I go way back."
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"I got him a job before we even had a shop class."
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"Uh, I told Figgins that you are going to have a school full of nancys..."
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"unless you get some hot wood in those teenagers' hands."
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"Terri was supposed to bring a cake."
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"I'm back."
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"Henri had a little problem with over-the-counter cough medicine."
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"He ended up cutting off his thumbs. It was a real tragedy."
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"I'll never hitchhike across Europe."
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"That was a dream, man."
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"- Where's Terri? - Doing inventory."
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"I can't count higher than 30."
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"You know, this is nice."
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"Can't remember the last time I just hung out with the guys..."
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"really talked about our feelings."
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"Wanna know what I'm feeling? I live at the YMCA. I only have one pair of long pants."
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"Oh, please. My life is a disaster with no creative outlet..."
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"I'm afraid of my vacuum."
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"I know how you guys feel. I apparently don't know how to dance."
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"I don't have thumbs."
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"Uh..."
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"Sorry."
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"# For he's a jolly good fellow #"
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"# For he's the jolly good fellow #"
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"# For he's the jolly good fellow #"
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"# That nobody can deny ##"
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"Hey. That was pretty good."
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"# This is how we do it #"
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"Two weeks ago..."
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"I would have agreed that four grown men..."
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"rehearsing a cappella hip-hop in my living room was embarrassing."
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"I'll tell you, I've never felt more confident."
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"# This is how we do it It's Friday night #"
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"- Henri thought we should call our group... - Crescendudes."
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"- while Ken thought... - Testostertones."
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"was more manly, and then we heard a single word leap Howard's lips..."
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"and we knew we had our name."
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"Acafellas."
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"# Yo, we made it so good ##"
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"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."
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"Sandy, we voted."
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"When you're in the group, it's creepy."
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"Wai... I..."
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"# This is how we do it #"
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"- # This is how we do it ## - Will!"
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"If I don't get some sleep, I could miscarry."
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"I'm sorry, Ter. Um... I'll be right in?"
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"I hope so."
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"Seeing me feel so good about myself..."
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"made my wife more attracted to me in every way."
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"It was amazing. I mean..."
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"we started doin' it once a week."
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"It was like she was tryin' to make a twin."
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"- He's not coming. - What happened?"
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"They're my famous sugar cookies."
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"I bake them for the poor during Christmastime..."
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"but I whipped up a special batch just for you."
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"I wanted to say how sorry I was for what I said."
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"Don't be. You were right."
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"You know, the truth is, Rachel, if you weren't so hard on me..."
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"I never would have had the guts to start Acafellas."
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"But... We need you, Mr. Schue."
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"You've missed six rehearsals in the past couple of weeks..."
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"and when you're there, you're not really there."
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"- Which is why I think you should go ahead and hire Montana. - Dakota."
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"Whatever."
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"You know, I'll still be there..."
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"to help you guys sing and stuff..."
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"but, uh, I just don't have time for all of it anymore."
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"Of course he doesn't want anything to do with us after you kicked him in the 'nads!"
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"Then why did he thank me?"
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"The goal is to win, and now that Mr. Schuester..."
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"But he doesn't want us to. He just doesn't have the confidence to coach us anymore."
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"- Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff. - And that's my fault?"
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"You see anyone else in here with a plate of "I'm sorry" cookies? I don't. Just you."
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"I'm bored."
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"All those in favor of hiring Dakota Stanley..."
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"What? Make him a hero?"
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"Once we hire Dakota and win nationals, he'll thank me for it."
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"- You heard Santana. It's all about winning. - Since when?"
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"Look, you have your popular clique and your football..."
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"Glee is my one shot. If this doesn't work out..."
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"then my whole high school life will be nothing but an embarrassment."
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"Is this one of those chick things where you're pissed about one thing..."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Well, for a while there, you were kind of all over me..."
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"and now you just yell at me all the time."
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"Makes me think you're still upset about what happened in the auditorium."
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"I'm not. I've moved on and I'm focusing on my career now."
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"- D-Do you wanna talk about it? - No."
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"And neither do you. It's kind of ironic how you're Mr. Popular..."
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"But I have enough confidence to say out loud..."
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"that what happened between us in the auditorium was real."
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"You have feelings for me and you just don't have the guts to admit it."
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"We're hiring Dakota Stanley."
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"Even if it means me quitting?"
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"- Mr. Schuester barely even shows up for rehearsals. - Oh, no, no, no, no."
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""Barely" will not cut it. I will not be satisfied until Glee Club is disbanded."
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"And what about this Dakota character? Any chance he actually helps?"
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"They're soft. He'll eat them alive."
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"I give them 15 minutes before the first one quits or tries to commit suicide."
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"You know, ladies..."
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"learned a lot in Special Forces."
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"We took out the shepherd..."
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"I want my full budget restored."
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"I need a fog machine."
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"- Have you ever kissed anybody? - Yes..."
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"if by "someone" you mean the tender crook of my elbow."
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"No, I haven't."
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"Okay. Stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in Glee Club."
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"That means we are at the bottom of the social heap."
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"The only thing that gets me by is my knowledge that we are superior to all of them."
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"What are you wearing on our Operation Dakota Stanley field trip?"
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"is an opportunity for fashion."
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