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Clips from 30 Rock - Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning (S05E05)

"you don't just create one out of thin air by playing music"
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"Sure, that might manipulate an audience"
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"It's still fun to look up"
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"Wow. Out with GE, in with KableTown."
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"30 years at GE."
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"and I'm definitely getting a private island."
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"You have two choices here."
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"is gonna be following Mr. Jordan around while he's at work."
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"Hey, are the reality cams here?"
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"God, Lutz! Why?"
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"You know, I have enough problems with Tracy."
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"Do you know what pays for your show, Lemon?"
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"Why does the Warden let Lady Extravaganza have so many spoons?"
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"But that's impossible. There's not enough time to put it together."
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"Everybody wins!"
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"and I need it by the end of the day, so..."
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"Lets get to work."
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"We should have a plan in place."
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"These reality shows want crazy behavior,"
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"Since he got nominated for an Oscar."
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"and try to get to my mom's house in Queens."
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"I'm not useless. I mean, I've got a car."
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"by proving how much you like me."
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"Okay. No problem."
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"After that, I need you to record that DVD commentary"
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"Great. You're the best. Love you."
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"Love you more!"
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"Bob, it's for charity, and if you don't do it,"
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"Disaster options, take one."
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"I just thought of a few more things I need from you."
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"That's too bad"
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"The thing that happened"
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"But you'll never outcrazy Tracy."
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"The Rangers logo is trademarked."
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"I fell in love with you!"
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"You think I'm the problem."
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"Maybe a pelican near some diapers, I don't know."
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"It's all happening so fast! We haven't even given this plan a code name!"
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"I'm trying to buy an island over here!"
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"You are disgusting."
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"Yah!"
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"You're going to drive us, obviously."
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"No!"
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"And pick up the phone."
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"Every dollar you give to help..."
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"The thing that happened"
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"Okay, but now I do have a car!"
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"Tracy, I'm sorry."
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"Don't. You already said it all on the show."
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"into thinking they're feeling something, but it sucks!"
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"because only one network is ready to broadcast"
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"Oh, and I need Jenna to sing."
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"I couldn't put the memo in your mailbox"
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"As I begin Phase Two of my Jack Attack on KableTown,"
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"I need ideas from you people for potential natural disasters,"
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"The thing that happened was so sad"
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"LL, please. I'm way ahead of you."
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"Mel Gibson."
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"Here he comes!"
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"No, a typhoon just hit an island in the South Pacific"
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"Wait, how big is your car? Can it fit all of us?"
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"But, again, I can't use any of it when you're wearing that mask."
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"I can talk to animals."
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"Nice!"
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"Those are gloves."
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"Haven't we?"
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"Of course."
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"I'm supposed to castrate Reverend Gary!"
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"Yeah."
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"Dude, make up your mind. We have to be in Harrison by 6:00."
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"Good God. What happened?"
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"On what camera?"
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"I don't have to, Jonathan. I know what's on it..."
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"When is it ever gonna stop?"
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"All right, listen up, everybody."
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"this is NB C's continuing coverage of the devastation in Mago,"
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"as well as the house for Gibson's cars."
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"You're going to pretape a benefit for a disaster that hasn't happened yet?"
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"Now it's on to Phase Two."
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"So find it in your heart"
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"It should take about two hours."
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"The people affected will still get money, but so will NBC."
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"Yes, Tracy, obviously!"
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"but when we do the show..."
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"Oh, yeah, I should be thanking you."
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"May Durga's trident pierce them from the skies!"
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"G'day."
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"I'm angling."
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"Good God."
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"Well, I'm in the middle of a Tracy disaster."
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"Jack was right. I can't outcrazy you."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, that was misleading."
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"True. Unless only one network is carrying it"
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"If we don't, I will freak out and start karate-kicking people."
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"where you guys get to compete for a seat in my car"
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"Never better."
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"- Lutz is the best. - Nice feet, Lutz."
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"I don't really have a car."
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"Wait. It's in New Jersey?"
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"It's all like it was before!"
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"And when the story doesn't have an ending,"
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"So everything is like it was before!"
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