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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - The Shrink (S10E10)

"And they know I'll throw a fit."
American Dad! (2005)
"It -- it didn't bother me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Would you have felt better if this couple had, say, died"
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"at your hands? Oh, so much."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, we can't bring them back for you to take away."
American Dad! (2005)
"They're gone."
American Dad! (2005)
"But a lot of my patients find palpating small, soft animals"
American Dad! (2005)
"He's a little cold."
American Dad! (2005)
"This bunny has died."
American Dad! (2005)
"That was terrible."
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"Why, uh... why is everything terrible?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah. Okay. Okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"Are you familiar with chaos theory?"
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"Carnival cruise line's award- winning hip-hop dance troupe?"
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"Yes."
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"Give me your hand."
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"Now, if I put a second drop in the same spot,"
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"Ow! That drop was acid."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's chaos theory. Well, I don't like it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Tell me, have you ever worked with miniatures before?"
American Dad! (2005)
"They can be a wonderful way to restore a sense of order"
American Dad! (2005)
"What am I supposed to do with them?"
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"Anything. You're in control here."
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"Could I put them here?"
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"Wherever."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"It will. It really will."
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"It'll make you sick."
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"That was the most mortifying wine-tasting party of my life."
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"Beyond mortifying."
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"I called everyone liars!"
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"I set fire to the bed with all the coats on it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Gewuerztraminer doesn't mean anything in German!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I guess literally it means "spiced grape,""
American Dad! (2005)
"but it's like, "What? That's nonsense.""
American Dad! (2005)
"of James and Barbra's wine-tasting parties."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ahh, go the other way with it -- learn something about wine."
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"with how many flavors we can notice."
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"We'll become the classiest winos in all of Langley Falls."
American Dad! (2005)
"To celebrate, let's polish off this box of wine."
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"Oh, mama, that is tiny."
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"You got another package, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, Francine, it's our house!"
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"I finally did the gutters like you've been hounding me about"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, your facial tic is gone."
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"Is this helping you feel better? Oh, yeah."
American Dad! (2005)
"I've finally come to accept"
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"Okay."
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"Because you've been missing work,"
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"and, well, it's been a lot of packages."
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"The U.P.S. guy started making jokes about it -- good jokes."
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"I think he might want to have an affair."
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"Well, he has his thing, and I have mine."
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"Look! It's our mailbox!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I had no idea it was so much."
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"And why we won't be having sex."
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"At least he went into work."
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"You little so and so!"
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"If he keeps doing this, I'm gonna be mad for real."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hello, constable George. Hello, grocer Joe."
American Dad! (2005)
"Some would say that you're just the constable model"
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"with a different paint job,"
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"but I know you're a separate, unique person."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ As he walks beneath the lamplight sun ♪"
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"♪ with a toothpick as a cane ♪"
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"♪ you can hear the girls exclaim ♪"
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"♪ Is that man insane? ♪"
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"♪ No! He'll live a lie but never die ♪"
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"♪ and that's a truth you can't deny ♪"
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"♪ he's the man that built the world in his basement ♪"
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"What happened here?"
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"Hmm."
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"Aah! Sorry, pal, but there's no room in this town"
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"for anything dangerously unbalanced!"
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"That's better. Everything's under control."
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"Ahh, the trade winds."
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"Huh. I guess he's...not here."
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"Outta the way!"
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"I'm the garbage man! Gimme ya trash, ya losers!"
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"I'm in the union, and my pension is bankrupting the city!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Everyone talks about how rich I am, but they have no idea."
American Dad! (2005)
"I hope you don't think me forward"
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"Oh, you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"May I steal a peck on the cheek?"
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"I'll let you hold my hand."
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"And this guy here is bangin' a dog!"
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"Steve! You're killing me!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What was that?"
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"Work the grid, bro."
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"Lemon peel, dried rosebuds,"
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"...marzipan, cherry, peppery in the back -- no, wait, the front."
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"Not sure if it's olives or watermelon?"
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"Or a snake?"
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"Here we go. This wine is a new-world wine."
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"This wine is a Petit Sirah."
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"It's milk."
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"Oh, milk! Of course."
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"How did you even get in there?"
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"Wasn't easy. To get up to the table,"
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"No, I mean how did you get to be so small?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Um, a shrink ray, uh-doy."
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"Why?"
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"Because the outside world is flawed and chaotic."
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"But down here, it's perfect."
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"I've thought of absolutely everything."
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"Well, it's absolutely crazy."
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"I'm gonna make you big again right now."
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"If you do it even slightly wrong,"
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"I'll end up 6'2", and I'll have to go into modeling."
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"Okay, I'm gonna fine-tune the angstroms,"
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"bring the frequency way, way down,"
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"But before that -- double-cross!"
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"Damn it, Stan!"
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"I know, right? Hurry over to my Da Vinci elevator."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"Uhp, I should probably clarify --"
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"it's not the Da Vinci you're thinking of."
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"Stan, not the shrink ray!"
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