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Clips from iZombie - Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat (S01E01)

"Find those brains."
iZombie
"This is an incredibly bizarre thing to say out loud,"
iZombie
"I'm already dead."
iZombie
"I can see that Kimber's shoulder was torn off while she was still alive,"
iZombie
"but the rest of the torso..."
iZombie
"It's hard to tell if her skin was ripped by a zombie"
iZombie
"or if it's just slipping off due to decomposition."
iZombie
"This is weird, but I can't help thinking about Alexa Bechenbauer."
iZombie
"Can we not talk about high school right now?"
iZombie
"It's hard not to feel like you've peaked,"
iZombie
"when you're doing shots of two-week old liquefied"
iZombie
"prom queen brains in cold Mexican hot chocolate."
iZombie
"Unless I plan on cartwheeling him to death."
iZombie
"You're being judgmental."
iZombie
"Kimber could have been a very serious girl."
iZombie
"Ooh!"
iZombie
"Hope's exercise wheel is here."
iZombie
"You named the cured zombie rat Hope?"
iZombie
"And bought her a toy."
iZombie
"Now that she's cured, I think it's important that we monitor how she goes"
iZombie
"Okay, but no rat SoulCycle."
iZombie
"If you start lighting candles and blasting Work Bitch, I'm intervening."
iZombie
"Ravi?"
iZombie
"How on the nose."
iZombie
"Liv, I'm so sorry."
iZombie
"Our supply of tainted Utopium might be severely limited,"
iZombie
"but there's enough for another attempt."
iZombie
"The worse that things get, the more amazing it will be when we turn this around."
iZombie
"I'm a peppy person."
iZombie
"I think maybe cheer brain has kicked in already."
iZombie
"- Feel like sitting in? - Totes."
iZombie
"Be aggressive. B-E aggressive."
iZombie
"Kimber was basically, like, a big ball of awesome."
iZombie
"I'm not even kidding. Like, she was the best."
iZombie
"- No. - Tate."
iZombie
"You totally know. You were her best friend."
iZombie
"- Really? - Please."
iZombie
"I just had this, like, weird thing with an ex,"
iZombie
"Look,"
iZombie
"I know that you want to protect Kimber, but you can't."
iZombie
"and that is what best friends are for."
iZombie
"I so won't."
iZombie
"The night Kimber went missing, she left me a voicemail."
iZombie
"And I didn't play it for anyone because it made her sound bad."
iZombie
"Okay, but we kind of might tell people."
iZombie
"Whatever, but you cannot tell her dad."
iZombie
"Oh, I personally am not gonna tell her dad, but he may find out."
iZombie
"I just want you to have all the information, because you so deserve it."
iZombie
"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
iZombie
"Taters. OMG. I bailed on youth ministry."
iZombie
"You've gotta cover for me. I'm seeing Hottie McBody,"
iZombie
"and I'm thinking I may take that oral exam. I know. Cray. Okay. Love you muchly."
iZombie
"Who is Hottie McBody?"
iZombie
"What's that song in the background?"
iZombie
"Slumber chunder."
iZombie
"Is there a bar she used to sneak into?"
iZombie
"Kimber? There's no way she'd be at a bar."
iZombie
"If she had a fake ID I would've totally seen the picture."
iZombie
"(SCOFFS) She probably would've had me curl her hair for it."
iZombie
"Aw. You are being so strong."
iZombie
"I feel really bad for her."
iZombie
"I kinda have a contact sad."
iZombie
"Don't be so method."
iZombie
"Here you go. The band is called..."
iZombie
"Hey, Taters! Do you know a band called The Ass Hats?"
iZombie
"Oh, my God, they're so totally gross."
iZombie
"Do you know where we can find them?"
iZombie
"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
iZombie
"Hello, Cleveland!"
iZombie
"(GROANS)"
iZombie
"I take it you're The Ass Hats."
iZombie
"I've got a couple of questions for you."
iZombie
"_"
iZombie
"What was your relationship with Kimber Cooper?"
iZombie
"and talk about how many calories we ate."
iZombie
"What our drummer is trying to say is that we didn't exactly hang out"
iZombie
"in the same social circles."
iZombie
"every time some jock gets a ball in the right place."
iZombie
"Um, cheerleading is a sport. FYI."
iZombie
"- What? - (SCOFFS)"
iZombie
"Everyone knew her."
iZombie
"Whether they wanted to or not."
iZombie
"Where were you the night she went missing?"
iZombie
"- We were here all night, rehearsing. - We were rehearsing all night."
iZombie
"The night Kimber Cooper went missing."
iZombie
"The date?"
iZombie
"but you don't remember the exact night it was?"
iZombie
"Stop screwing around. Turn the headlights back on."
iZombie
"Will you chill out?"
iZombie
"I didn't want to say this in front of all three of them, but I had a vision"
iZombie
"of Kimber in a car with the band."
iZombie
"Really?"
iZombie
"I'm gonna try to get a look at the security footage."
iZombie
"(MAJOR CLEARING THROAT)"
iZombie
"I hate to interrupt a lovely lady while she replenishes the meats but, uh,"
iZombie
"it's that time again."
iZombie
"Health inspection."
iZombie
"That's an odd question."
iZombie
"Are you the proprietor?"
iZombie
"Oh, it's twice per year now."
iZombie
"And taking photographs of exit signs? More new policy?"
iZombie
"If uh..."
iZombie
"then I suggest you call Tina at district."
iZombie
"Oh, my curling iron died. I'm using yours."
iZombie
"No problem whatsoever."
iZombie
"Your hair looks really cute. Want me to do the back?"
iZombie
"- Uh, okay. - (GIGGLES)"
iZombie
"Today was so weird."
iZombie
"I helped interview this witness who goes to my old high school"
iZombie
"Ugh, were you flooded with memories of Barrett?"
iZombie
"Your high school boyfriend who wrote you a three-page note"
iZombie
"on why you should lose your virginity together? Hmm?"
iZombie
"in a second."
iZombie
"Please. I would crush Peyton Charles trivia."
iZombie
"Joanne Potts, until she moved to Colorado, and then you hung out"
iZombie
"with the next door neighbor boy until puberty made things weird."
iZombie
"(GRUNTS)"
iZombie
"They're both geeks, but confident. It's a nice mix."
iZombie
"Maybe just don't tell me about sex."
iZombie
"No, it is."
iZombie
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