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Clips from Roseanne (2018) (S01E01)

"Why didn't you tell me?"
Roseanne (2018)
"'Cause I didn't want you coming down to the school"
Roseanne (2018)
"No, she'd never get that close to a broom."
Roseanne (2018)
"Well, what did he say?"
Roseanne (2018)
"so that no one would want to play with me."
Roseanne (2018)
"Yeah..."
Roseanne (2018)
"but..."
Roseanne (2018)
"You know, they will."
Roseanne (2018)
"until people figure out that weird is cool."
Roseanne (2018)
"and you hide amongst them."
Roseanne (2018)
"there'll be a pile so high"
Roseanne (2018)
"There's this girl who offers to dissect everybody's frogs."
Roseanne (2018)
"Okay, you could be her friend for now, but, you know,"
Roseanne (2018)
"as she gets older, you might want to drift away."
Roseanne (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Roseanne (2018)
"Oh, you sure? Do I need to frisk you?"
Roseanne (2018)
"- You packing heat? - No, Mom."
Roseanne (2018)
"All right, second day of school."
Roseanne (2018)
"if anybody has a problem with what you're wearing?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Tell them to wait for me under the high-voltage lines."
Roseanne (2018)
"No, the other thing."
Roseanne (2018)
"I put pants and a T-shirt in your backpack,"
Roseanne (2018)
"and you know what?"
Roseanne (2018)
"You're still gonna be you."
Roseanne (2018)
"No, I won't. I'm fine, Mom."
Roseanne (2018)
"He'll get tired of it eventually. I like my clothes."
Roseanne (2018)
"[BAG ZIPS]"
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"Come on, Mom. I don't want to be late."
Roseanne (2018)
"Tough kid."
Roseanne (2018)
"Hey, Mom, I'm on my way to work."
Roseanne (2018)
"Turns out you didn't totally ruin everything."
Roseanne (2018)
"Well, we'll try harder next time."
Roseanne (2018)
"I hope you like it, Becky,"
Roseanne (2018)
"'cause that's what you're getting for Christmas."
Roseanne (2018)
"Uh, yeah, that's your fault."
Roseanne (2018)
"You gotta put milk on it!"
Roseanne (2018)
"How's school treating you?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Nope. He's got a peanut allergy,"
Roseanne (2018)
"so I can take him out with a handful of trail mix."
Roseanne (2018)
"I don't know. Can they?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Oh, like taking candy from a sweaty baby."
Roseanne (2018)
"Ha! Watch and learn, boys."
Roseanne (2018)
"[GRUNTS]"
Roseanne (2018)
"He goes up, up, up."
Roseanne (2018)
"but he's gotta wear underwear."
Roseanne (2018)
"He gets good grades, he's happy... for a Conner..."
Roseanne (2018)
"This just feels like me."
Roseanne (2018)
"But we'll back you up."
Roseanne (2018)
"And don't be embarrassed."
Roseanne (2018)
"You were trying to make him more masculine."
Roseanne (2018)
"I told you, I was just showing it off to a kid."
Roseanne (2018)
"He dribbles past the big man."
Roseanne (2018)
"He shoots. He scores!"
Roseanne (2018)
"- And then implanted. - And then implanted!"
Roseanne (2018)
"I had to pick up Mark from the principal's office today."
Roseanne (2018)
"but you're dreaming"
Roseanne (2018)
"Guess she thinks our house stinks."
Roseanne (2018)
"Well..."
Roseanne (2018)
"Followed by decades of unbearable pain."
Roseanne (2018)
"Andrea, this is my older sister, Darlene."
Roseanne (2018)
"Oh, I see what you're doing, Becky."
Roseanne (2018)
"Don't have a yard sale in your uterus."
Roseanne (2018)
"Aw, you look great, buddy."
Roseanne (2018)
"No."
Roseanne (2018)
"I would've done that."
Roseanne (2018)
"He's gonna get beat up, sure as hell."
Roseanne (2018)
"and they all say to let him just be who he is."
Roseanne (2018)
"would choose a style different"
Roseanne (2018)
"It's okay if you think it's fine"
Roseanne (2018)
"you'll make him wear pants to school."
Roseanne (2018)
"You know what? I'm sorry."
Roseanne (2018)
"to school every day."
Roseanne (2018)
"I'm totally cool with girls who like basketball,"
Roseanne (2018)
"boys who like sewing,"
Roseanne (2018)
"that you were gay."
Roseanne (2018)
"Not gay!"
Roseanne (2018)
"Come on, Mom. I don't want to be late."
Roseanne (2018)
"[TELEVISION TURNS OFF]"
Roseanne (2018)
"I thought it was gonna be more complicated."
Roseanne (2018)
"How important is this to you?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Give it time."
Roseanne (2018)
"I have ways of finding out about it."
Roseanne (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Roseanne (2018)
"I hate plastic bottles."
Roseanne (2018)
"Andrea."
Roseanne (2018)
"Okay, I'm just gonna do this as quickly as possible."
Roseanne (2018)
"No mental illness."
Roseanne (2018)
"Oh, she's gonna get the very best medical care,"
Roseanne (2018)
"and we're planning a totally natural birth."
Roseanne (2018)
"Yeah. I gave it to him."
Roseanne (2018)
"When did "masculine" become a dirty word?"
Roseanne (2018)
"but we will."
Roseanne (2018)
"and I'm gonna end up in jail."
Roseanne (2018)
"You know what you did wrong, don't you?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Was it about your clothes?"
Roseanne (2018)
"I guess."
Roseanne (2018)
"You are weird. [CHUCKLES]"
Roseanne (2018)
"When is that?"
Roseanne (2018)
"Ready to go!"
Roseanne (2018)
"Remember what I told you"
Roseanne (2018)
"Grr!"
Roseanne (2018)
"[GROWLS] Get out of here."
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"Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants,"
Roseanne (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Roseanne (2018)
"[GRUNTS]"
Roseanne (2018)
"I'm not afraid of you."
Roseanne (2018)
"I think you guys are really gonna like Mark"
Roseanne (2018)
"and he's just starting school here today,"
Roseanne (2018)
"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
Roseanne (2018)
"I mean, you might as well suck the mercury out of a thermometer."
Roseanne (2018)
"Um, I just have a few questions"
Roseanne (2018)
"[SNAPPING FINGERS]"
Roseanne (2018)
"I'm scared for him."
Roseanne (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Roseanne (2018)
"and making a big deal."
Roseanne (2018)
"[SCOFFS]"
Roseanne (2018)
"about how mothers who don't use drugs during childbirth"
Roseanne (2018)
"and I think you can handle it."
Roseanne (2018)
"[DOOR CLOSES]"
Roseanne (2018)
"Flying in... boom!"
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