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Clips from Bob's Burgers - There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business (S07E07)

♪ They'd cook Chef Cat. ♪

"♪ They'd cook Chef Cat. ♪"

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Snoodle, TV.

"Snoodle, TV."

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is exactly what Mr. Business has to do.

"is exactly what Mr. Business has to do."

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He has to turn off the TV with his face

"He has to turn off the TV with his face"

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and turn the lights on with his paw?

"and turn the lights on with his paw?"

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- No, Gayle. - (sighs)

"- No, Gayle. - (sighs)"

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(squawks) Polly wants a great deal on a quality mattress.

"(squawks) Polly wants a great deal on a quality mattress."

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Good, Petey.

"Good, Petey."

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Ooh, does Petey have an audition coming up?

"Ooh, does Petey have an audition coming up?"

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Actually, Petey did the commercial in 2002.

"Actually, Petey did the commercial in 2002."

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Once an animal is trained to do something,

"Once an animal is trained to do something,"

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they tend to never give up the behavior.

"they tend to never give up the behavior."

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until their owner abandons them on your doorstep, right, Petey?

"until their owner abandons them on your doorstep, right, Petey?"

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(squawks) Polly wants a great deal on a quality mattress.

"(squawks) Polly wants a great deal on a quality mattress."

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All right, so I've placed some treats here, here and here.

"All right, so I've placed some treats here, here and here."

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Uh, that will lure him to hit the marks.

"Uh, that will lure him to hit the marks."

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So go ahead and let Mr. Business out of his carrier,

"So go ahead and let Mr. Business out of his carrier,"

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Un, deux...

"Un, deux..."

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- Oh, my God! Ow! - (Mr. Business snarling)

"- Oh, my God! Ow! - (Mr. Business snarling)"

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Oh, God! Get it off me! Shoot it!

"Oh, God! Get it off me! Shoot it!"

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Shoot it!

"Shoot it!"

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You have the shot! Take the shot!

"You have the shot! Take the shot!"

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Tina, Dad needs you back on the grill.

"Tina, Dad needs you back on the grill."

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Are you eating cat food?

"Are you eating cat food?"

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- No. - It's-it's all over your face.

"- No. - It's-it's all over your face."

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Let me try.

"Let me try."

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Oh, my.

"Oh, my."

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It is good!

"It is good!"

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This has to be our shameful secret, Gene.

"This has to be our shameful secret, Gene."

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One of many.

"One of many."

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- Uh, not so good. - Yeah.

"- Uh, not so good. - Yeah."

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What? What happened?

"What? What happened?"

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Mr. Business assaulted Ian.

"Mr. Business assaulted Ian."

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(Mr. Business meows)

"(Mr. Business meows)"

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Ian said unless we could get Mr. Business

"Ian said unless we could get Mr. Business"

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to knock the spice jar into the pot ourselves,

"to knock the spice jar into the pot ourselves,"

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we should probably forget the whole thing.

"we should probably forget the whole thing."

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Oh, well. We tried.

"Oh, well. We tried."

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- You're still the puss in my boots. - (Mr. Business meows)

"- You're still the puss in my boots. - (Mr. Business meows)"

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You have a chance to start making $40,000 a year

"You have a chance to start making $40,000 a year"

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for doing literally almost nothing,

"for doing literally almost nothing,"

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and you're gonna give up after one try?

"and you're gonna give up after one try?"

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- Seems like. - No, no, Gayle,

"- Seems like. - No, no, Gayle,"

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let my client out, I want to talk to him.

"let my client out, I want to talk to him."

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Gayle, let him out.

"Gayle, let him out."

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- (purrs) - Whoa, Dad.

"- (purrs) - Whoa, Dad."

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You are a cat whisperer.

"You are a cat whisperer."

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Yeah, Dad, you're really good at that.

"Yeah, Dad, you're really good at that."

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(gasps) That's it!

"(gasps) That's it!"

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Dad, you could teach Mr. Business

"Dad, you could teach Mr. Business"

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to knock over the thing.

"to knock over the thing."

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Huh, yeah, maybe.

"Huh, yeah, maybe."

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And I bet if you could train him to knock over the jar,

"And I bet if you could train him to knock over the jar,"

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Which makes me nervous

"Which makes me nervous"

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because they say don't mix them with alcohol,

"because they say don't mix them with alcohol,"

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and I always mix them with alcohol.

"and I always mix them with alcohol."

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Eh, I don't know.

"Eh, I don't know."

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Maybe Mr. Business just wasn't meant to hit the big-time.

"Maybe Mr. Business just wasn't meant to hit the big-time."

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What?! With those looks and that ass?

"What?! With those looks and that ass?"

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Oh, come on, Gayle.

"Oh, come on, Gayle."

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- Couldn't you use the money? - Sure, I guess.

"- Couldn't you use the money? - Sure, I guess."

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I could buy some more cats finally.

"I could buy some more cats finally."

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(sighs) All right.

"(sighs) All right."

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Looks like I'm the new cat trainer.

"Looks like I'm the new cat trainer."

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What do you say, Mr. Business? You want to be

"What do you say, Mr. Business? You want to be"

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No one is eating cat food!

"No one is eating cat food!"

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God, why would you even say that?

"God, why would you even say that?"

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(both laughing awkwardly)

"(both laughing awkwardly)"

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♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

"♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪"

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♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

"♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪"

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♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

"♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪"

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♪ Put a lot of work in, get a little bit fat ♪

"♪ Put a lot of work in, get a little bit fat ♪"

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♪ Chomp, chomp, chow, chow ♪

"♪ Chomp, chomp, chow, chow ♪"

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♪ Knock that jar down. ♪

"♪ Knock that jar down. ♪"

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Oh, hey. Uh...

"Oh, hey. Uh..."

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That's weird, that thing you're doing.

"That's weird, that thing you're doing."

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P-Pushing your paw.

"P-Pushing your paw."

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I-It kind of hurts, 'cause you're really pressing.

"I-It kind of hurts, 'cause you're really pressing."

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It's also kind of nice, though.

"It's also kind of nice, though."

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Look, Mr. Business, (groans)

"Look, Mr. Business, (groans)"

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I know you're probably tired of me

"I know you're probably tired of me"

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trying to get you to knock over that stupid jar. I get it.

"trying to get you to knock over that stupid jar. I get it."

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I-I don't like doing what people tell me to do either.

"I-I don't like doing what people tell me to do either."

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That's why I have my own restaurant.

"That's why I have my own restaurant."

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I mean, this could be good for you.

"I mean, this could be good for you."

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You make your own money.

"You make your own money."

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See the world. You can move away from Gayle.

"See the world. You can move away from Gayle."

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Just kidding.

"Just kidding."

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I-I know you like her. She's nice.

"I-I know you like her. She's nice."

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So, what do you say, huh? You-you want to go

"So, what do you say, huh? You-you want to go"

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knock over a jar?

"knock over a jar?"

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Hmm? Who wants to knock the jar over?

"Hmm? Who wants to knock the jar over?"

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You do!

"You do!"

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Mr. Business! (yowling)

"Mr. Business! (yowling)"

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Ow, ow! Oh, God, ow!

"Ow, ow! Oh, God, ow!"

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(sneezes): Oh... oh, God!

"(sneezes): Oh... oh, God!"

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Oh, Bob, Linda, Gayle.

"Oh, Bob, Linda, Gayle."

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Um, what are you doing here?

"Um, what are you doing here?"

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Hey, Ian, Snoodle.

"Hey, Ian, Snoodle."

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Look, I know there was an incident

"Look, I know there was an incident"

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the other day with Mr. Business, but we've been working together,

"the other day with Mr. Business, but we've been working together,"

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and you won't believe this, but he's actually able

"and you won't believe this, but he's actually able"

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to knock over the spices.

"to knock over the spices."

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Right. Um...

"Right. Um..."

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- Uh, who's that? - Yeah, who's that?

"- Uh, who's that? - Yeah, who's that?"

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Ah, this is Fluffy, and this is her cat Jessica.

"Ah, this is Fluffy, and this is her cat Jessica."

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Uh, Jessica looks a lot like Mr. Business.

"Uh, Jessica looks a lot like Mr. Business."

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She doesn't, Bob. She looks like Chef Cat.

"She doesn't, Bob. She looks like Chef Cat."

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So you'll be representing both of us at the auditions?

"So you'll be representing both of us at the auditions?"

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I'm afraid not, Bob.

"I'm afraid not, Bob."

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What? But-but he can do the thing now!

"What? But-but he can do the thing now!"

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He can do it. Show him, Bob.

"He can do it. Show him, Bob."

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Not anymore, Ian. I trained him.

"Not anymore, Ian. I trained him."

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Uh, please, Bob. You're not a professional.

"Uh, please, Bob. You're not a professional."

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who looks like Chef Cat... Is that it?

"who looks like Chef Cat... Is that it?"

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Uh, no, Bob. I'm going to help Jessica.

"Uh, no, Bob. I'm going to help Jessica."

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And I'm, by the way, in a serious

"And I'm, by the way, in a serious"

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So you get people's hopes up,

"So you get people's hopes up,"

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and then toss them aside when you find a younger hotter cat?

"and then toss them aside when you find a younger hotter cat?"

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Bob, you calm down now.

"Bob, you calm down now."

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