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Clips from The Simpsons - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (S03E03)

"When is he going to act like it?"
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"gives your baby the chance to fly..."
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"[ Baby Talk ]"
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"the Precious Baby Discount Stores."
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"I'll take 50,000!"
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"U.S.A.!"
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"from Beowolf to Less Than Zero."
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"you can still buy one..."
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"who brought me my fortune..."
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"D'oh!"
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"I'll get you..."
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"Now, Marge..."
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"Herb, I don't need any gift."
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"and sold the old ones for 50 bucks."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Homer, walk me to my car."
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"This is what you get, Homer."
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"I see your point... brother."
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"Give me a hug... brother."
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Go to hell."
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"Oh, the usual-- stand in front of this."
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"Bend over. Spread apart that."
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"Who?"
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"A cabbagehead from sector 7-G."
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"Take a look at this sperm sample."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Smithers ] Now, compare this with a normal sperm sample."
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"[ Burns ] Oh, yes."
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"I'm afraid radiation from the plant is the reason."
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"He could sue for millions."
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"I want your legal advice."
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"But to me, you're all vipers."
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"You live on personal injury, on divorces."
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"You live on pain and misery!"
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"But I'm rambling."
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"Anybody want coffee?"
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"Want it black, don't you?"
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"Black like your heart."
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"It's so hard to listen."
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"I'm sorry. It's my problem. I'll deal with it."
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"Please continue."
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"If you offer Mr. Simpson a couple thou..."
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"he'll be so dazzled..."
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"he'll sign anything you shove under his nose."
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"Oh, a cash settlement."
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"Yes. Where are my manners?"
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"Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down."
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"I said, ''I'll change the logo-- put Mickey's pants on.''"
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"My strategy was giving them Japanese names."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Sure."
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"Herb?"
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"make or break my company."
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"I'm ruined!"
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"Overblown, don't you think?"
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"you're never finished as long as you've got a brain..."
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"because all a man really needs is an idea."
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"- Well, I'm licked. - Me too."
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"the controversial couch vault."
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"I do this for Stainmaster carpets..."
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"What the hell are you..?"
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"Oh, my couch!"
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"The arms, the seat--"
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"Who did this?"
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"We were sitting on the couch..."
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"We leapt off just in time to see it collapse."
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"There, there."
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"You're safe now, little sister."
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"when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?"
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"We've had a lot of great memories."
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"[ Woman ] That's right. I shotJ.R."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"[ Announcer] Except for huge gaps in the western states..."
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"Hands Across America was a complete success."
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"Boring."
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"[ Man #1 ] Sorry I ruined your date, Sergeant Carter."
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"Well, friend, you're going back where you came from--"
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"I need an idea."
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"[ Woman ] What do you want?"
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"Are you cold?"
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"Do you want to go home?"
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"Hey, pal, I heard about the couch."
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"Yeah, you going to be okay?"
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"Yeah. You know, my life just can't get any worse."
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"[ Smithers ] Simpson, report to Mr. Burns's office."
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"D'oh!"
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"Is this the one with the lazy sperm?"
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"Ah, Simpson, you big, virile son of a gun..."
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"would you like a check for $2,000?"
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"Would I!"
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"All you have to do..."
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"is sign this form."
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"or somebody gives me the gist of it."
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"Well, it just explains that you've..."
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"won--yes, that's it--"
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"Montgomery Burns..."
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"uh... Award for..."
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"Outstanding Achievement in the Field of..."
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"Don't I get some kind of trophy?"
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"This is the biggest farce I ever saw."
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"What about the Emmys?"
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"And now, to present the award..."
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"And now the winner..."
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"of the first annual Montgomery Burns Award..."
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"for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence."
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"You know you won."
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"Don't jinx it."
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"The winner: Homer Simpson."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[ Loud Thump ]"
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"I miss my couch."
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"I know how you feel."
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"You lost the couch."
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"I lost the heavyweight championship."
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"There's three of those."
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"That couch was one of a kind."
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"and see a piece of furniture..."
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"you can love just as much."
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