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Clips from The Office (2005) - Body Language (S06E06)

"Just sit there and think about Michael Jackson."
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"My name's Andy Bernard and I am a cuckold."
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"For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare,"
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"a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him."
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"I've lived the part."
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"And let me tell you, I would so much rather play the part on stage."
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"When are you people going to stop casting the first stone?"
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"I am not in the wrong here. I am the good guy."
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"How does that work?"
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"Why is his wife going off and having a little something-something with me?"
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"In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero."
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"You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé."
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"Not this time. Yes, I am."
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"This guy's a high school baseball coach, right?"
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"Let's go check him out, see what a horrible person he is."
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"I would love that. Yeah."
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"Those teams have games and practices every day. Let's go check it out."
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"I have work to do."
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"Let's go."
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"I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife."
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"for what he's making me do to her."
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"(PEOPLE CHEERING)"
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"(ANDY VOCALIZING)"
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"All right, Andy, please."
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"Baseball! Shh!"
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"Try not to draw attention, please."
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"That's him. That's him."
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"Where? Right there."
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"The coach."
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"Stage right or stage left?"
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"I played batboy in Damn Yankees."
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"Right there. Look, look. Follow my finger, okay? See?"
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"and a heart capable of feeling pain..."
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"All right. Can you just... Is number..."
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"Can you just act normal for a second, please?"
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"Whatever. I'm the one blending in."
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"(SNORING)"
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"Hey. Oh! Hi, Gabe."
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"Can you two please join me in my office? Now."
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"Yeah, well, it's really warm in here. It's like a sleeping bag."
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"I don't want to be the heavy here, but honestly, guys,"
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"Sorry about that. So embarrassing."
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"Good, okay, end of the dressing down."
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"Well, you were surprisingly restrained."
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"We will be well rested tomorrow."
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"Okay. That's great, actually,"
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"I'm sure you got my e-mail about the printer fires,"
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"the one with the branching decision tree."
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"I actually designed that chart."
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"Anyway, the question is,"
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"Finally, there's a provision here in the occurrence"
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"that the child is born an old man,"
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"a la Benjamin Button."
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"Same page. Go to the next one. Same page. We're fine there."
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"Despite the provision covering"
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"whether this is all part of The Matrix..."
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"Which we can't know..."
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"...this is essentially..."
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"...equivalent to a donor or surrogate contract..."
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"...and wake up in the future."
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"...which is actually pretty common."
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"What?"
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"Look, I can't enforce that anybody have a child with anyone else."
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"What?"
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"MEDIATOR: So essentially this comes down to damages."
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"Now, there is some precedence for the range of $30,000."
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"What?"
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"I don't have $30,000 lying around."
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"Chase Dixon is up, could be a big play."
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"You have no idea what you're talking about."
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"No. No."
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"Well, home plate is like a wicket."
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"You don't know, you don't know anything."
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"Look at him. Look at him over there."
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"High fiving? He didn't even do anything."
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"The kid did all the work."
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"I bet he does that at home."
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""High five, Donna.""
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""Hey, why don't you bring me my slippers? High five. I'm taking all the credit.""
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"He seems pretty well liked by the team."
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"Okay, well, that's because he's paying their salary."
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"You do know that high school coaches don't pay their players."
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"I know. I know. I know."
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"That was a euphemism."
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"$30,000? There's got to be another way."
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"He has a 60-acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune."
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"Look, I will not pay."
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"Well, I have an alternative."
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""Intercourse to completion five individual times"
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""rendered at my discretion.""
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"Look, I don't think that's actually legal."
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"Five times for $30,000? Not a bad stud fee."
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"Better than most horses."
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"But not on your bed. It's lumpy."
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"and those names are Amber, Milky Way, Dianne and Lumpy."
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"Fine, five times."
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"Look, I can't legally watch this unfold."
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"I want eye contact."
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"No. Yes."
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"Do you understand how rare that is in nature?"
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"I'm not some farm animal."
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"ANDY: Great game, Coach. Shh."
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"Okay, all right, don't, don't, don't."
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"You guys are awesome. Best game I've ever seen in my life."
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"Ha! The other guys can go die."
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"Okay. Baseball!"
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"No, God, you go talk to him."
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"Shane, great game, man."
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"Do I know you?"
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"No, just big fans."
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"Both of us."
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"Are you guys Kenny's dads?"
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"(LAUGHS) No, no, but we're gay for baseball."
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"Okay. But I have a wife, actually,"
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"who I really love a lot. Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Let's go!"
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"I am so into the institution of marriage."
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"Isn't marriage the best, you know?"
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"getting all committed to each other."
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