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Clips from King of the Hill - Sug Night (S06E06)

"Oh, my God, me, too. Who did you murder?"
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"Nobody. It was a good dream. A great dream."
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"Dang, what was it?"
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"Wait, wait. I was grilling."
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"-Yeah, I was grilling burgers. -We've heard this one, Dad."
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"No, it wasn't the giant burgers. There was more."
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"I was in the backyard and I was feeling really good."
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"In case you change your mind."
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"Peggy, you're not gonna believe this. I was naked."
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"[Laughing] I was grilling burgers naked. How do you like that?"
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"And then, when the burger was just right..."
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"I slid it on a kaiser roll and I fed it to...."
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"Fed it to me. Yeah, yeah. And then what did I do?"
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"You ate it, and you said it tasted good."
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"Oh."
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"-Principal Moss. -Huh?"
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"-You got a minute? -Come in. I'll brew some chamomile tea."
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"[Sighing]"
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"...and the woman in my dream, the one without the clothing..."
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"was not my wife."
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"trying to solve a problem that the conscious mind cannot."
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"Is there anything unusual going on with you?"
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"for as long as I can remember."
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"Yep. Same old, same old."
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"Is it possible that after 20 years of marriage..."
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"-you're a little tired of your wife? -What? That's crazy."
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"Our romantic life is as good as the day we were married."
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"It hasn't changed a bit. Yep."
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"We've got a great routine."
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"If I were bored of Peggy, I'd be having dreams..."
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"in which I was bored of Peggy..."
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"not grilling naked with the neighbor's wife."
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"Minh."
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"No."
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"It's Nancy?"
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"My Nancy?"
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"You're having dirty dreams about my sweet Nan-Nan?"
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"Say, is that a new suede vest?"
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"Nancy used to like it when I kept the vest on during sex."
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"-Do you want it? -Oh, God."
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"Here, take it. Take it all."
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"Oh. Hi, Nancy."
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"-Dale loved the gift. -Yeah."
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"but I'm kind of not in the mood for hot-tubbing tonight."
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"Not in the mood?"
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"It would be rude."
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"Sorry, sug's, but I don't know where Dale went off to."
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"He might be in the basement, but I don't like going down there."
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"but I'm not gonna be able to stay in here too long."
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"Don't you think this is exactly what Paris is like?"
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"Feel that heat."
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"Speaking of hot, Hank had quite a spicy dream last night."
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"-Peggy! -Oh, lighten up."
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"We're hot-tubbing. Have some cheese."
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"Hank dreamt that he and l were grilling naked in the backyard."
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"Isn't that the sexiest thing you've ever heard?"
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"No one makes cheese like the Americans, I tell you what."
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"Nancy, get out of the tub!"
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"The electric toaster!"
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"I know all about your naked dream with my wife."
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"-What? -That's right."
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"He's a true friend, unlike you."
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"You, me, and Nancy were naked?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hank, stay right there."
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"Absolutely not."
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"You know I don't go for those sexy types."
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"It was just the one dream..."
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"and the only reason I didn't tell you the truth is because..."
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"you know, I'm not comfortable talking about this kind of stuff."
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"You are 100 percent right about that."
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"Sorry, Hank."
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"Now you know what it feels like to be kept waiting."
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"You bet you do."
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"Ow."
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"-Medium, right? -Yes, please."
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"Hank, what is it? Were you having another sex nightmare?"
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"No. No, I heard Ladybird whimpering."
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"You know how that toilet water goes right through her."
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"Ladybird."
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"Come on, girl, I stayed up with you when you had nightmares."
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"and now he's been walking Ladybird for six hours."
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"but have Hank check under his lawnmower before he starts it."
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"Who's a good girl and finally made for Daddy?"
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"Words were exchanged, and I may have gotten the better of you."
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"I am sorry. One silly dream is not worth fighting over."
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"Yep, it sure was silly. That one dream."
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"So to show you both my forgiveness and my generosity..."
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"Okay, then."
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"-Hey, you want to split a beer? -Just like our first time?"
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"Hello?"
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"-Nancy! -Hank!"
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"-Peggy? -That's right. Peggy!"
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"-and you dreamt about her? Again? -Peggy, believe me..."
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"if I could go back in time and stay awake during relations..."
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"-I would. -But you can't."
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"No, no, no. I assure you..."
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"You know how much I like the fundamentals."
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"-Oh, sug'. -Don't you ""sug'"" me."
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"How could you try to steal my Hank? Is there no end to your insecurity? Huh?"
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"Oh, Nancy, Hank had the dream again."
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"Tell me, how do you and Dale..."
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"keep the sauce simmering in your marriage?"
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"And do not say ""communicate""..."
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"because there are some things Hank just will not do."
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"while I saw John Redcorn for migraines."
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"So now it's back like when we were first dating."
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"Have you thought about maybe doing something a little kinky?"
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"I guess I could wear my old high school marching-band uniform."
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"or should I say, ""You jerk""?"
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"-Dale-- -No!"
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"Prepare to be annihilated by a lethal combination..."
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"of martial Tai Chi, Bagua, and Krav Maga."
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"And it's got to be right on the elbow or it won't work."
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"Trust me, getting your ass kicked isn't gonna make you feel any better."
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"Now, let's just all settle down here."
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"Which one of us hasn't had an innocent sex dream about a friend's wife?"
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"You're right."
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"Hank, you're my best friend. I know you wouldn't bed my wife."
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"Now, please take my hand and my elbow in apology."
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