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Clips from King of the Hill - It's Not Easy Being Green (S05E05)

"What are we gonna do, Hank?"
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"And if there are cops, they'll try to pin it on me."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- You know he'll take us down with him. - That does sound like me, Hank."
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"Pull it together, guys."
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"just so Boomhauer could find out we dumped his car here."
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"Yeah."
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"This is unincorporated Arlen. There might be roaming charges."
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"I found your car, Sally."
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"Yeah, I think you want to get down to the quarry as fast as you can."
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"Man, I gotta run, man. Need to move the ice cream truck, man."
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"Kum ba yak!"
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"You know, with all that junk sitting here..."
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"the quarry already looks like a landfill."
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"Too late."
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"Okay, everybody..."
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"link arms and form a human chain of defiance."
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"Hi."
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"I can't believe it's her, man. Oh, God."
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"Oh, man. Closure, man."
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"I'm sorry. It was a prank that just got out of hand."
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"Boomhauer, did you find any other jackets..."
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"which might prove if Hank had any accomplices?"
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"Hank committed this tragedy all alone."
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"Man, that dang old three-faced Hank."
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"Thanks for the heads up, Bobby."
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"But why?"
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"It's the cops. Wonderful!"
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"Please lie on your stomach and spread your arms and legs."
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"You heard me."
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"This is crazy. You can't arrest him."
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"He's just a misguided seventh-grader trying to save some pond scum."
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"I'm the one who did something wrong."
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"What do you say we go home, Bobby?"
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"That's it, Dad. Dead weight!"
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"Boomhauer!"
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"Yo, man."
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"Man, I'll tell you what. You dang well drove it here."
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"What are you talking about? You drive it back, man."
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"You're flooding it."
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"Well, you know, Bobby, don't take for me, man."
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"You know, life's too short, man."
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"Talking about let old bygones be bygones, man."
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"You know, Mr. Boomhauer..."
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"I can see why my dad is always quoting you."
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"Man, your daddy's quoting me?"
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"Goddang, man."
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"HANK: No."
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"Me spread-eagled on your hood."
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"and Boomhauer have to do with history?"
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"The pizza box is recyclable. The crust is compostable."
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"Bobby's told me a lot about you."
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"What? You discussed this in school?"
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"You can't just put something in a mailbox without a stamp."
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"Three of us ought to be able to carry it."
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"Let's go, Bill and Dale."
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"But they're gonna drain the quarry."
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"[Both gasp]"
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"- Hey, baby. - Hello."
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"I'll drive."
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"And he's gonna go to his grave thinking that."
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"EBER: No, they're using that land to build one of those new multiplexes."
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"I'm sorry I can't help you, Bobby."
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"No."
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"Yeah. Itchy algae."
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"They're from Mr. McKay's yoga group."
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"Drain the quarry, you'll be sorry."
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"Drain the quarry, you'll be sorry!"
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"as well as the neon-sign wattage limits."
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"Let's turn trash into cash."
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"The Army might have some dead guys."
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"Now, that's a plan, Hank."
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"Me, too?"
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"by draining the quarry."
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"That's my dad!"
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"I've always wanted to get arrested for my principles."
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"Over our bloody and beaten bodies."
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"Oh, my God. It was Hank?"
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"Boomhauer, we're just saving an endangered species."
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"- Okay, Bill. Crank her up. - Yep."
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"BILL: Oh, no."
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"I thought I wouldn't see you till heaven, man."
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"I'll pay them."
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"You acted like an environmental nut-job for a week?"
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"The quarry?"
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"HANK: You can cancel my subscription."
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""You have been ticketed by the environmental court."
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"Bobby, I will have you know that I consider myself to be..."
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"A D-cell in the garbage. Oh, yes!"
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"to an approved battery-recycling center."
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"Bill, Dale and I can handle it. Thanks, anyway."
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"You can't handle a stick."
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"DALE: Yeah!"
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"I am no stranger to city council meetings..."
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"You gotta put the garbage somewhere."
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"But if they drain the quarry, Boomhauer will find out what happened to--"
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"Naw, I wish Boomhauefd let us ride in his car."
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"Stop resisting. On your stomach."
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"What gave us away?"
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"Now I've done both."
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"Don't worry. I know where he lives."
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"This isn't the Bible. It's a Harry Potter book."
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"That's a federal offense."
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"But, Dad, if they put this one in, it'll jeopardize an endangered species:"
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"a lgestaxefolia."
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"or "good for anything," it doesn't mean we should destroy its habitat..."
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"I've got it. We create three new people:"
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"Hank Jones, Dale Smith and Bill Manugian."
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"Because they can't find Boomhauer's car if it's not there."
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"I haven't spent all this time acting like an environmental nut-job..."
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"Boomhauer, what are you doing here?"
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"Okay, everybody, dead weight!"
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"But I'm not even getting extra credit anymore."
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"I've always been against stealing cars and lying to my son."
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"Maybe two weeks, probably three."
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"Hank Hill, Strickland Propane."
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