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Clips from 50 First Dates

Movies 2004 99 min ★ 6.8/10 (422,690 ratings) 1,292 clips
Romance Drama Comedy

Credits

- It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?
"- It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?"
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- Well, what happened? - I met this guy.
"- Well, what happened? - I met this guy."
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It was just a little vacation romance.
"It was just a little vacation romance."
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He took me to all these cool local places.
"He took me to all these cool local places."
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He pounded me like a mallard duck.
"He pounded me like a mallard duck."
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Well, can I call you when I land?
"Well, can I call you when I land?"
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Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night.
"Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night."
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I know. I changed your name for your protection.
"I know. I changed your name for your protection."
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They only bite when you touch their private parts.
"They only bite when you touch their private parts."
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Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.
"Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts."
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He just cast a spell on us.
"He just cast a spell on us."
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Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
"Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio."
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Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
"Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy."
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...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time...
"...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time..."
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It could happen.
"It could happen."
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You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.
"You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula."
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Get me two fish from the barrel. Now.
"Get me two fish from the barrel. Now."
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- He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!
"- He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!"
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- Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me.
"- Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me."
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That's a lot of vomit.
"That's a lot of vomit."
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I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu.
"I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu."
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...for our great journey to Bristol Bay...
"...for our great journey to Bristol Bay..."
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I guess I'll take a cup of coffee.
"I guess I'll take a cup of coffee."
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- You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast.
"- You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast."
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I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
"I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat."
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Because you're starting to freak me out.
"Because you're starting to freak me out."
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Settle down and eat your pancakes.
"Settle down and eat your pancakes."
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Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down.
"Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down."
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Freeze that image right there.
"Freeze that image right there."
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Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party...
"Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party..."
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And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
"And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor."
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I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
"I hope you shot the stupid tramp."
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What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?
"What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?"
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- You got it. - All right, mahalo.
"- You got it. - All right, mahalo."
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- Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick.
"- Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick."
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You know, why don't you try this?
"You know, why don't you try this?"
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Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
"Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective."
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Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning...
"Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning..."
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...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't.
"...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't."
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- Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.
"- Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman."
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And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious.
"And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious."
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- Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah.
"- Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah."
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All we really see is what they do outside of the water...
"All we really see is what they do outside of the water..."
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Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies.
"Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies."
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That is one theory.
"That is one theory."
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It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple.
"It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple."
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Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?
"Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?"
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...but, yes, I will be there.
"...but, yes, I will be there."
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Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
"Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!"
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You want her number?
"You want her number?"
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My life sucks.
"My life sucks."
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Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend.
"Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend."
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- What? - Hey, Dad!
"- What? - Hey, Dad!"
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- Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
"- Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that."
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What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
"What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful."
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That shark theory's starting to catch on.
"That shark theory's starting to catch on."
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Where the hell is it?
"Where the hell is it?"
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- Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
"- Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day..."
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...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay.
"...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay."
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Oh, my.
"Oh, my."
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- We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?
"- We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?"
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How about another fishbowl for the lady?
"How about another fishbowl for the lady?"
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I think I'm getting kind of drunk.
"I think I'm getting kind of drunk."
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- Are you getting drunk? - Getting there.
"- Are you getting drunk? - Getting there."
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Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you...
"Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you..."
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...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake...
"...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake..."
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Well, since it's my last night in town...
"Well, since it's my last night in town..."
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...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?
"...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?"
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I can't do it. I'm sorry.
"I can't do it. I'm sorry."
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- Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I'm not really sure.
"- Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I'm not really sure."
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What was that?
"What was that?"
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What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday.
"What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday."
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Yesterday?
"Yesterday?"
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Nick, put that down. I'll handle it.
"Nick, put that down. I'll handle it."
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No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory.
"No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory."
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She just can't retain any new information.
"She just can't retain any new information."
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I wish I was making this up!
"I wish I was making this up!"
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She says that every day, because each morning...
"She says that every day, because each morning..."
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...and October 13th was a Sunday.
"...and October 13th was a Sunday."
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She has no idea it's more than a year later.
"She has no idea it's more than a year later."
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She reads the newspaper.
"She reads the newspaper."
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It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed.
"It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed."
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Lucy does the same thing every day.
"Lucy does the same thing every day."
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The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present.
"The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present."
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I think she likes you.
"I think she likes you."
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Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here.
"Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here."
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And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
"And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?"
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Sorry, Pop.
"Sorry, Pop."
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Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?
"Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?"
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Keep the offense on the field.
"Keep the offense on the field."
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Doug, you're good.
"Doug, you're good."
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- Dad. - Moron!
"- Dad. - Moron!"
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That hurt.
"That hurt."
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And you don't look a day over 25.
"And you don't look a day over 25."
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Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
"Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced."
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Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
"Okay. Let's see what we've got here."
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Some people, they call me freak.
"Some people, they call me freak."
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- Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me.
"- Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me."
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Just give me a chance...
"Just give me a chance..."
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- No. - Not a clue.
"- No. - Not a clue."
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- Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome.
"- Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome."
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- What is? - It's evil.
"- What is? - It's evil."
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I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone.
"I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone."
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Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.
"Then we're gonna take her out for a spin."
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I think my stitches opened up again, cuz.
"I think my stitches opened up again, cuz."
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You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me.
"You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me."
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- What does that mean? - This ain't a disco.
"- What does that mean? - This ain't a disco."
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- Who that? - Who that? Me that.
"- Who that? - Who that? Me that."
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Don't worry.
"Don't worry."
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Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers...
"Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers..."
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Hey. I'm sorry to bother you...
"Hey. I'm sorry to bother you..."
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...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art...
"...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art..."
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Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.
"Oh, you don't speak English. Okay."
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Forty.
"Forty."
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Can I have that?
"Can I have that?"
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I wonder what's the matter with him.
"I wonder what's the matter with him."
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Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
"Looks like a stupid asshole to me."
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...can't read.
"...can't read."
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- I can read that for you. - No. Thank you.
"- I can read that for you. - No. Thank you."
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Pan...
"Pan..."
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