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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride (S01E01)

"We had fun. How you feelin', son?"
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"Who, me?"
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"You just don't want me to get married. That's what it is."
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"- Hey, Pop, tell 'em it's an emergency. - I'll tell 'em. Just hold on."
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"Hello."
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"They ain't gonna come."
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"Could've went on down to City Hall and had it done."
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"I already told you, Pop. Crystal wanted a church wedding."
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"They're sittin' over there. They'll hear you. Just keep it down."
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"in Central Avenue Baptist Church."
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"I bet he's in charge of all of the windows... cleaning 'em."
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"And that might be the next service, if you don't shut your big mouth."
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"I give it two weeks."
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"She's late, ain't she? I bet she don't show up."
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"Nothing, Reverend Trimble. He didn't say nothing."
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"She ain't in no big hurry to get up here, is she?"
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"Think about them doctor bills."
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"Here she is."
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"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?"
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"- until death do you part? - I do."
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"There's nothing wrong, Mother. I can't do it. I changed my mind."
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"Oliver, did you hear what he called me?"
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"- Listen... - Well, don't stand there."
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"- That's exactly right. - Yeah, that's right."
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"Will everybody stop it?"
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"Now just leave this thing up to me and Crystal, all right?"
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"- Crystal? Crystal! - Let her go!"
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"She wasn't too much. She had ugly legs."
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"Here. Have a drink. Make you feel better."
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"King Kong in bloomers."
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"Let's eat some of this food here."
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"You know, the delicatessen did a good job, didn't they?"
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"Look at all these nice things: Potato salad, slaw. And look here."
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"Here's some chopped liver."
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"That's Jewish soul food."
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""Live it up. " You got no feeling at all, Pop."
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"I just got crushed. You talkin' about "live it up. ""
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"- Rosetta! - Oh, you poor, poor..."
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"And her and her wiggly walk."
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"You know, we love you."
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"Aunt Hazel? You mean Witch Hazel!"
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""I'll bet he feels like a real dummy up there. ""
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"- What will you do with the toaster? - The what?"
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"That's something you had left from the riot."
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"Go on over there with the kids and have a piece of cake."
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"using the wedding presents before they're even married."
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"Say, what are you people doin'? What are you..."
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"And... And here's some dessert!"
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"What a disastrous day this has been."
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"Yeah, son, I know how you feel."
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"So why don't you go there anyway? They got TV in the room."
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"Hey, Pop, that hotel is out by the beach."
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"How'd you like to spend a few days near the ocean?"
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"- and we could take a little vacation. - Vacation, yeah!"
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"Sure will."
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"Wait a minute. Don't sit down, son. Come here."
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"It's an ashtray. I picked it up at the hotel where we stayed at."
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"It doesn't even have the name on it. It says, "Help prevent forest fires. ""
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"- You swiped all this stuff? - Don't say "swiped. ""
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"- Why didn't you take the lamp? - I couldn't get it in the bag."
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"A lightbulb. You swiped all this stuff. What'd you do that for?"
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"A Bible? Pop, you stole a Bible?"
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"People don't have time to read in the honeymoon suite."
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"It says right here in this book, "Thou shall not steal. ""
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"And it also says in this book, "The meek shall inherit the earth. ""
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"So you got start somewhere."
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"Well, many happy returns, son."
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"Come on, Pop. The taxi will be here any minute."
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"- We gonna be late. - I'm comin'."
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"Well, here I am. How do I look?"
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"How do you look? You look like a well-dressed penguin."
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"I thought you'd like it."
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"I haven't had this suit on sinceJoe Louis beat Max Schmeling."
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"Me and your mama really celebrated that night. Went to Club Alabam."
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"I feel terrible, Pop. I got butterflies in my stomach..."
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"and my heart's poundin', and I can't keep my hands still."
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"It serves you right. The whole thing is ridiculous."
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"It won't work. I give it two weeks."
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"Don't start. You been against this ever since I told you I was getting married."
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"Yes, you. If I listened to you, I'd never get married."
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"Well, you hardly know the girl. How long y'all been going together?"
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"- Two months? - So what?"
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"- How long did you go with Mama? - Two and a half years."
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"That's right. I went with your mama two and a half years..."
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"before I kissed her on the cheek."
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"And that was on New Year's Eve."
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"In the dark."
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"We do things a lot faster today. I don't want to talk about that, Pop."
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"Have you got the ring? Yeah, I got the ring."
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"- Where is it? - I had it right here in one of my..."
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"I gave you that ring last night. If you lost that ring..."
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"Just settle down. Here's the ring right here."
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"I got it wrapped up here in this handkerchief."
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"Well, I bet you my handkerchief is just as clean as her finger."
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"Just hold on to that ring. Pop, where is the cab?"
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"- Where's the taxi? - I called them."
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"Call 'em again. They're not here yet. They should've been here."
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"- I called 'em an hour ago. - Get in there and call 'em again."
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"Everything goes wrong."
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"I'm getting married, man, and the taxi's not even here."
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"Y'all gotta learn how to relax. I'll..."
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"Say, is this the taxicab company?"
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"Yeah, well, this is Fred Sanford calling."
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"That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking."
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"Yeah, listen, I called for a cab about an hour ago..."
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"and so far, there no cab come yet."
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"Hey, listen, is this a white cab company?"
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"Y'all don't have to worry no more. Everything is cool now."
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"No, look, if you don't want to stop, just slow down. We'll get in."
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"What are we gonna do, Pop?"
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"- Everything gonna be all right. - Everything goes wrong."
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"- What are we gonna do? - Listen, we'll take the truck."
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"The truck? We're not gonna take this broken-down truck on my wedding day."
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"They won't laugh. We'll park the truck over there..."
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"- by Mama's Kitchen around the corner. - Oh, just get in the truck."
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"- This place hasn't changed much. - What?"
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"Church."
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"I haven't been here since we laid your mother away."
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"Casket was sitting right here, where you gonna get married."
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"Sure looked good, your mama, layin' there with a new dress on."
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