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Clips from The A-Team - Mexican Slayride (S01E01)

"- Where are we, man? - Welcome back, B.A. You really slept, kid."
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"- Where are we? - We're in beautiful Puntarenas."
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"We drove all night, and you slept like a baby."
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"- I am stiff as a board. - It's Friday already?"
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"Right. Must have had one of your little anxiety blackouts."
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"- How you feeling? - Ain't feeling like I slept no 26 hours, man."
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"And when'd you get here? What you doing? You can't drive, sucker!"
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"I can't?"
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"Okay, I give up. I give up. It's all yours. It's all yours. It's all yours."
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"You were asleep. Somebody had to drive this hunk of junk."
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"All right. Face, you get us some digs and start throwing snowballs at the film commissioner."
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"- I said I was sorry. - Now that B.A.'s all rested, I'll take him with me and Miss Allen."
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"We'll get a line on Manny Cortez and play it like it lays."
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"Good enough. Murdock and I will handle the film commission."
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"Are we doing Boots and Bikinis again?"
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"I hate that movie. Face, did you ever read that script? It stinks."
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"We're gonna keep making it till we get it right."
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"Got a favourite hotel down here? - Nah."
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"We gotta get some new threads before we hit the Princess."
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"It's Friday already?"
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"- Are you checking in? - I'm with 20th Century Fox."
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"The Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derek, Loni Anderson movie."
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"- The what? - Of course you've been told about it."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but I know nothing about that. Perhaps at the desk."
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"Oh, boy. There better not have been a foul-up on this."
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"- Okay, this is the place. - What place?"
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"Telephone numbers in Massey's notes, it belongs to this joint."
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"- See what happens. - I'm going with you."
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""Tip the joint over"? Very macho, but is it smart?"
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"If I was smart, I wouldn't be working for some skirt with no money."
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"You learn to love him, mama, but it takes a long time."
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"That's the same thing he said about you."
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"This place looks long on local colour and short on blended whisky."
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"- I hope you have a plan. - Of course I do, Miss Allen."
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"Hey, senor."
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"This bar is not for American tourists."
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"We have nothing for you here, except a warning."
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"Go now. There is plenty cantinas down at the beach."
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"I'm looking for a man named Manny Cortez."
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"- Is this part of the plan? - No."
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"We are not little children to be impressed because you speak our language."
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"We're gonna find out what you want."
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"- Is this... - No."
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"You want tough? You got tough."
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"Quintana!"
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"Is this part of the plan?"
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"- No. - I didn't think so."
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"- If I might explain... - I wasn't talking to you, chico, so keep it still."
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"Why do you want Manny Cortez?"
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"I'm looking for a friend of mine. His name is Al Massey."
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"He also worked on the Courier."
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"He was down here on a story and he disappeared."
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"I wanna find him."
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"So he told you about her. But that doesn't tell us who you are, sonny."
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"I love it when a plan comes together."
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"Al Massey was captured by a bandit, Malavida Valdez."
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"I'm a marked man. Valdez has agents in Puntarenas."
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"- I must be careful. - What about Al? Is he okay?"
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"There's a chance he's still alive."
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"- We'll talk about it later. - We're at the Princess Hotel."
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"Hello. All right!"
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"- How much did this place cost? - Nothing. It's on the house."
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"José, the manager, couldn't turn any rooms, so we had to settle for the owner's villa."
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"Everybody's got their own room. You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet."
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"Miguel, the film commissioner, is reading the script. Get him out there beating the bushes."
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"The rewrites are coming tomorrow. The green pages will have most of the scenes that contain the equipment we need."
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"- We haven't done the movie company in six months. - So, what do we do next?"
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"See Manny Cortez, get his story, scrounge the stuff we need and get out of town."
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"Tomorrow morning, I wanna be on my way to San Rio Blanco."
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"Valdez usually comes in from this direction."
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"It's all open out here. Any sentry could spot him almost a mile and a half away."
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"which, by jeep, would put it somewhere in this radius."
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"Don't worry. If it's inside a five mile radius, I can spot it... from the air."
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"And a deuce and a half. Maybe a dump truck. Something big."
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"I think we'll spray this guy's field."
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"Crop duster."
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"That's gonna be tough to work into a picture called Boots and Bikinis."
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"Wait a minute. How are you gonna get all that stuff?"
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"The director, Andre, is coming down tomorrow..."
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"with Bo, Loni, and Farrah, and nothing's been set up."
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"Boobala, you know I'm in big trouble with Andre. I mean, chickie, my job is hanging by the ol' threadola."
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"But, Mr Peck, a crop duster?"
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"Three-inch metal plating? None of these things were in the script that I read."
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"- Amy! - It's all in the greens."
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"You did get the green pages? I had you on the distribution list with all the revisions."
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"Miguel."
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"I still don't see. The story I read was about three American blonds..."
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"who fall in love with a lifeguard, a bullfighter and a schoolteacher."
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"Bo Derek on the wing of a biplane..."
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"spraying this field that her lover is standing in below."
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"You want my opinion? It stinks! That kinda stuff went out with capped teeth."
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"- But if he wants it, he gets it. - And the armour plating is for what?"
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"- It's not armour plating, Mike. - It's metal bulkhead for the submarine sequence."
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"I know. I know. Qué submarine?"
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"Well, the part of the lifeguard has been rewritten. He's now a sub commander."
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"We're doing two scenes where Loni comes aboard the sub."
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"But we have no submarines in our navy."
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"It's a fluff picture, Mike. The director is a nut bar. Nothin' makes sense in Hollywood any more."
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"Listen. Just help me here. Stay with me, boobie. At least I'm not asking you for a lousy cannon."
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"A bus? What happened to the 10-wheel truck?"
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"We got a line on the armour plating and the crop duster."
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"We're having trouble getting poison, so I got him working on bleach, but he's beginning to wheeze when he walks."
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"Use ammonia. That stuff's terrific."
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"B.A. and I'll load the bus. You go with Howling Mad. Now, drop the stuff in the field at noon."
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"- You got the leaflets? - Yeah."
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"- Had to spend some of Amy's cash to get these. - Mount up and roll it."
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"We'll pick up Manny at Loco Toro."
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"This thing ain't gonna make it five miles."
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"- Tyres worn out. Sucker need new rings. - B.A., you can fix anything."
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"Our director, Andre, has got real confidence in you, boobala."
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"When this piece of junk start woofing out smoke and blowing gaskets..."
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"- What's this? - That's a tent tightener."
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"Got over 200 acres and more head of cow than people can drink milk."
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"I miss ridin' over the north 40 Sunday mornings..."
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"lookin' across my spread."
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"It's the place I call home."
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"You're not a rancher. That's bull."
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"Nice, though, isn't it?"
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"I was born in this town."
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"My family has lived here for 200 years."
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