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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Beauty Pageant (S02E02)

"Maybe you should try to relax."
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"But at least I didn't make any new friendships."
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"We're all in agreement. The hot one, by a landslide."
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"What is there to talk about? I mean, I thought Trish was just adorable."
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"And I think Trish is a no-brainer."
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"Oh, I packed a suitcase."
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"Andy... Sorry, you guys are on a date. That's cool."
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"I was just sitting over here on the couch and I was thinking,"
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"This isn't the first time that Susans have lost to Trishes,"
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"Okay, I get it."
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"The battery?"
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"Yes. Okay, and then afterwards,"
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"I saw you again,"
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"you kind of acted like you didn't want to have coffee anymore."
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"So I thought I'd come in and ask you,"
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"Okay, so, we'll get coffee, then."
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"full. Okay. Okay, I get it."
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"I looked that up to impress you."
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"So far, none of them have shown up."
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"That's disgusting."
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"that will be no trouble at all for me."
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"I've judged every Miss Pawnee Pageant for the last 30 years."
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"Andy?"
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"is gonna be the representative of womanhood in our town."
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"As usual, Ann, a delicious meal."
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"and Anna Beth Stevenson, a widowed mother of seven."
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"who doesn't share my interests."
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"Well, you know the other day I asked you if you wanted to have coffee?"
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"Okay."
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"will be chosen for her talent and poise."
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"Just stand over there and don't drip on anything."
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"to Big Archie's Sporting Goods and Emerson Fencing Company."
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"Matter of time."
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"for the weirdest second date ever."
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"I quit. I quit."
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"I know a guy."
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"Oh, Dave. That cop that I met. I don't know."
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"I know you're in there because I can see you through the screen."
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"Maybe take one of those Ativans"
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"Tell them they already have another Asian judge."
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"Guess who's also gonna be a judge in the beauty pageant?"
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"Keep eating."
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"I didn't come up, even though it smelled so good."
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"Don't applaud that. No, she didn't..."
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"She didn't answer my question."
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"Hey, coming through, buddy."
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"Hey. Thanks for coming."
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"but if it were up to me and my family,"
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"and assign them numerical grades,"
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"But you know, they had to change it for obvious reasons."
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"Here they are, your candidates for Miss Pawnee."
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"Well, let's meet the girls, shall we?"
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"Hi, everyone. I'm Susan. I'm a history major at Indiana State,"
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"She got me. She got me good. She got..."
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"Trish, Alexis de Tocqueville called America "The Great Experiment.""
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"and no one can ever take that away from you and it never gives up."
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"No, dummy. Just you."
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"Take care of yourself."
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"I'll be fine."
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