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Clips from The Jetsons - G.I. Jetson (S01E01)

"I'm with you, sir."
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"Naturally, there's got to be a sergeant."
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"Someone you men can look up to, with built-in brains and discipline."
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"Your new sergeant cost the government millions."
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"Sergeant Uniblab, front and center."
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"Really, sir, I'm not worth anything like millions. I'm..."
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"Uniblab?"
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"Oh, no. This scrapheap is gonna be murder."
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"Back in line, private. Back in line."
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"That's the spirit, sergeant."
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"The service needs more brains like you."
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"- Take over. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Close-order drill. Close-order drill."
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"Ready, men? Fly up. Fly up."
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"Fly right. Fly right."
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"Come on. Close it up. Close it up."
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"About fly. About fly."
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"No wonder. He must be bucking for ROTC:"
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"Right fly. Left Fly."
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"About fly. Oblique fly. Left fly."
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"Right fly. Left fly. About fly."
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"Goof-ups. Goof-ups."
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"Eight balls. Eight balls."
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"Listen, sarge, we couldn't help it."
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"Yeah, we're kind of rusty."
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"My landing gear's in bad shape."
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"Okay, okay. Got a good deaI for you."
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"Raffle. Raffle."
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"Win a weekend pass. Only a buck. Only a buck."
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"Raffling off passes?"
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"Don't let him con you, Henry."
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"Listen, Uniblab, put the bite on somebody else."
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"We're not buying."
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"Need two volunteers. Two volunteers."
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"You and you."
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"Mess-hall detaiI. Attention!"
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"About-face. Forward march."
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"KP duty, huh?"
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"How much do you think it would cost us to call that congressman, Henry?"
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"Potato pills?"
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"What do they expect us to do with these, count them?"
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"Get those potato pills mashed."
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"Now for the finaI touch."
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"Okay, Mr. Jetson, turn it on."
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"Not too much, now."
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"There's nothing like a little touch of gravy."
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"I don't know about you..."
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"...but all this manuaI labor has me worn out."
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"Come on, you goldbricks."
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"Now, get this place cleaned up."
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"Oh, boy, this KP is brutaI."
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"They work you to death."
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"Let's see. Brush, paiI, mop."
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"If you do the scrubbing and mopping..."
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"Well, I may as well get started."
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"No use putting it off."
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"Pots, pans and dishes."
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"KP hasn't changed in years."
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"Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four."
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"Hup, two, three, four."
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"All right, now. Let's get with it."
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"I don't know if I can take two weeks of this."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Private Jetson. Paging Private Jetson."
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"- Over here. - Phone call. Phone call."
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"This is Sergeant Uniblab. Uniblab."
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"Can't you see I'm busy?"
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"Important assignment. Important assignment."
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"Now, that's more like it."
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"You hear that, Henry? Uniblab needs me."
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"It was only a matter of time."
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"Come in. Come in."
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"Private Jetson reporting for..."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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"Martian blackjack. Martian blackjack."
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"But we're not supposed to gamble on the post."
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"- It's definitely... - Glad to have you aboard, Jetson."
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"Place your bets. Place your bets."
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"Winner gets a desk job. Winner gets a desk job."
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"I am broke."
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"And I've gotta re-enlist for two years just to pay him off."
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"Let me look at those cards, Uniblab."
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"There's something funny going on."
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"Three beeps, and it's the three of spades."
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"You've been using a hi-fi deck and picking up the signals on your antennas."
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"I'm gonna report you to Major Spacely."
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"Spacely! Spacely!"
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"- Spacely. - What's so funny about him?"
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"You know. You work for him."
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"Spacely's stupid. Spacely's stupid."
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"That's only flattering him."
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"I could tell you things you wouldn't believe."
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"Tell me. Tell me."
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"- Well... - Speak up. Speak up."
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"Won't tell a souI."
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"Well, I'll never understand how he got his commission."
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"Why, do you know that...?"
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"And after GeneraI McMissile watches the moon maneuvers..."
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"Don't worry, coloneI. You can depend on my unit."
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"Every man is disciplined."
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"It's Private Jetson, one of my troopers."
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"Works for me back home. Not too bright, but very loyaI."
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"I'll turn up the sound."
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"Yeah. And that's what happened."
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"We employees had this secret ballot, see..."
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"...and old Spacely was elected numskull of the year."
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"...we got this crucial government order for 105000-cog sprockets."
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"You know what old Spacely did?"
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"He sent out 500010-cog sprockets."
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"Oh, boy. Permanent guard duty."
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"That wouldn't be so bad, but busting me to subprivate..."
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"...and his super-snooper camera. I'd like to..."
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"Easy, now, private... I mean, subprivate."
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"I know a way to fix Uniblab's tin wagon, if you'd like to try."
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"- You do? How? - We short-circuit him."
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"See, he's over at the dynamo getting himself a recharge."
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"Let's go."
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"I'd try anything to get rid of that revolting robot."
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""Robot recharger, station number one. ""
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"- Are you sure this will work, Henry? - Don't worry, Mr. Jetson."
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