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Clips from Frasier - Here's Looking at You (S01E01)

"That's ridiculous."
Frasier
"I'm glad to hear that. You don't have anything to be self-conscious about."
Frasier
"you're quite a package."
Frasier
"- Yeah, I'm quite a catch. - You are."
Frasier
"Still, he did well with the ladies. Of course, they were all prostitutes."
Frasier
"- What's your point? - I guess I don't have one. It's just me."
Frasier
"But there is one little thing,"
Frasier
"It must feel awful silly when that cane trips you up."
Frasier
"- Hurry up! She'll be here any minute. - All right."
Frasier
"It needs a minor adjustment. What's all this hair on it?"
Frasier
"Well, the wardrobe is a little different, but..."
Frasier
"your ultimate goal is still the same."
Frasier
"- I'm glad you changed your mind. - Me too. Thanks for our little talk."
Frasier
"Yeah, my pleasure."
Frasier
"Let's see, you got a hankie. Terrific."
Frasier
"If she asks you up to her place after dinner, close the drapes."
Frasier
"♪ Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe, but I got you pegged"
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what to do with those Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"'It's about my mother. She's getting on now and she hasn't much of a life."
Frasier
"Wanna hear my pet peeve?"
Frasier
"So he starts taking care of them."
Frasier
"This got me thinking about my father."
Frasier
"He doesn't do much, either."
Frasier
"Nah, that's tomato juice, you can see the can."
Frasier
"Hi..."
Frasier
"Do you want to hear something cute?"
Frasier
"That's so cute."
Frasier
"- What happened? - We talked."
Frasier
"How can you make a judgment about someone from one phone call?"
Frasier
"I've met Aunt Patrice. She's a loon."
Frasier
"Hello, there Frasier."
Frasier
"time to get to know one another."
Frasier
"You never know when love can bloom between two different people. Daphne?"
Frasier
"It's in my top drawer."
Frasier
"(Giggles)"
Frasier
"- she'd want you to get on with your life. - OK. When I'm ready."
Frasier
"But he was French - there's no explaining their taste."
Frasier
"- Got your keys? Don't be out too late. - Frasier!"
Frasier
"Hi, Irene."
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again ♪"
Frasier
"Now, if we could just find a naked one."
Frasier
"Maybe she just wasn't his type. If only we knew someone who was."
Frasier
"It says, "Martin, was it something I wrote?""
Frasier
"Dad, you still have your billy club?"
Frasier
"Will you two relax? A word to the wise..."
Frasier
"Oh, coffee cake!"
Frasier
"and none of us could contain our laughter."
Frasier
"I know! Maris's lovely Aunt Patrice is in town visiting from Washington DC."
Frasier
"Thanks. There's something I don't say often enough..."
Frasier
"And you know as well as I do, history is full of sexy limpers."
Frasier
"Well, maybe I could get him a wood-burning set."
Frasier
"every time you went to the telescope to see Irene, you hid your cane."
Frasier
"- I can watch them from here. - Forget the falcons."
Frasier
"where you can see the mantel mirror that reflects to the waterbed?"
Frasier
"- Oh, b'ge a good sp'gort, N'giles. - What?"
Frasier
"You're in a store, the clerk is helping you and the phone rings."
Frasier
"I don't think public office is for Dad, but..."
Frasier
"At the meeting, I convinced my fellow psychiatrists to play a prank on him."
Frasier
"- You see, we'd switched the labels. - What scamps you are."
Frasier
"It, uh..."
Frasier
"You do. Something is stopping you from having a relationship with her."
Frasier
"- "Be a sport, Niles." - B'ge a'g sp'gort, ta-dah!"
Frasier
"I'm getting a very good feeling about this."
Frasier
""that is a thing, with which he has a problem.""
Frasier
"You go, "l came here in person, while some joker at home"
Frasier
"Neither do I. We're alike."
Frasier
"Dad, it's for you."
Frasier
"There's nothing you don't say often enough."
Frasier
"- No, really? - Really."
Frasier
"I just don't understand why he did that."
Frasier
"- What was her name? - Irene. No, they've broken it off."
Frasier
"It does not say that!"
Frasier
"Do this for me."
Frasier
"we even spat off the top of the Space Needle. I'm sorry, I cracked."
Frasier
"Oh, my God!"
Frasier
"Strangely, I could have sworn Irene's middle name was Marie."
Frasier
"His face must have turned redder than a Pichon-Longueville."
Frasier
"D'go y'gou sp'geak g'g-speak'g?"
Frasier
"You know the pompous twit who's president of my wine club?"
Frasier
"It's all the rage in Washington. You know who speaks it all the time?"
Frasier
"I got pizza rolls but the expiration date was yesterday. Are we game?"
Frasier
"you'd have to be a bat or a spider monkey."
Frasier
"Is Dad still asleep?"
Frasier
"Ah, yes. There are a million stories in the naked city."
Frasier
"- I just thought you'd like it. - That's great, thanks!"
Frasier
"Just look, people going about their lives."
Frasier
"on the Columbia Tower."
Frasier
"Hello!"
Frasier
"gets a little flaky when the weather is dry."
Frasier
"Niles! I was specifically not expecting you."
Frasier
"Niles, I think she's having a stroke or something."
Frasier
"I don't think Dad's interested."
Frasier
"He just won't believe me when I tell him Irene isn't my type."
Frasier
"I knew there was a good reason."
Frasier
"I just put it off to the side so I wouldn't trip over the damn thing."
Frasier