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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Is Josh Free in Two Weeks? (S02E02)

"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Were you asleep? Are you suddenly a baby,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"an elderly, a weakling?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Were you feeling ti-ti?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was... sick?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You look fine to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, I feel a lot better. It's amazing what a nap can do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you wearing? What is this suit?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You look like an unsuccessful oil tycoon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We'll discuss this later"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't pity me! I pity you!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, just don't touch anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God I want to see all of Rebecca's wedding stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just love wedding stuff!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Drinking in the day time is fun."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is going on in here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you murder a wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously, this is a disaster."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why are you doing this all by yourself?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. Because I don't need help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right. This is a fiasco."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just gonna have to settle for"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the fact Josh and I are gonna have an F-minus wedding"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at an A-plus venue, which means it'll be a C,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, just, if you want any of this stuff, take it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? Those are the pricey pussy willows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thought you were planning your fancy wedding"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'm kind of giving up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. I'm gonna move the date back or something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe then my mom can help me, and my dad can even show up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, did you guys want to sit at the same table?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. Your father's not coming to your wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, he's, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he's stuck on a remote construction site in Alaska,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which, now that I'm saying it out loud..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is a total lie. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He just doesn't want to come."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Even if I move the date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My father and I"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"e-mail each other Westworld theories every Monday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"V, what are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought you a wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It has a table of contents, an index"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you not want me to have this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I do. You just need to pull a lot harder. This is hard for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Totally."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, nope."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nope. Nope. Nope."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't give this to you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're gonna mess it all up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna plan you the wedding of my dreams."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna be your wedding planner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need one. Desperately."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like in the movies with the headsets"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the black pant suits?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, wow, I would actually totally crush that look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, she so would."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, you would actually do this for me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's not for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's for the institution of weddings."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hey, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where's Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, she's taking a bath and doing a moisturizing treatment"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on those damaged cuticles and flaky heels."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"while walking down the aisle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm planning your wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you wearing, by the way?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You look like the guest of honor at a park ranger gala."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, V,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"thank you. I feel so much better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's... ?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I finally asked for help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great. So, Josh, that tuxedo goes"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the garbage along with the weird vintage tux Rebecca"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ordered. I scheduled a fitting for you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. sharp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Put it down."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"From now on, you're on a strict diet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Patrick, I am so glad you called me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had no idea what was going on with Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's not confiding in me at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Both of her parents letting her down?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I thought you'd want to know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I always want to know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you order anything?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I didn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's from my mother."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? What could it be?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is perfect."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't understand. H-How did this happen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You useless piece of crap that calls herself a mother!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your daughter called you to beg you for help,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you refuse her?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"After a lifetime of treating her like a dog with scurvy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you shut up, Naomi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You get your ass"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to the most expensive bridal boutique you can find right now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"pull out your credit card and get something in a size six"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that is beautiful and magical and will make everyone cry,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you horrendous excuse for a person!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You do it today, and you send it overnight!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sometimes moms just come through."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, Lucia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, it's such a great"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well done, Naomi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- She has good taste. - Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's really disturbing how normal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you look in that dress."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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