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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Birthday Party (S01E01)

"how do you stop pinging?"
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"You're making Buddy sad."
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"I guess what I'm saying, girls,"
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"Why?"
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"Could be the way that he re-cleans the castle"
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"Maybe it's his insistence"
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"on the proper usage of the word "whom.""
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"He always comes back."
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"Oh, God... Oh, God, I'm sorry about the mess."
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"I hate to clean."
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"- Marry me. - Whoa,"
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"I didn't realize it had gotten so late."
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"My plane leaves in seven hours."
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"Seven hours, huh? Usually I'd insist"
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"Do you have a pen?"
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"He's not here."
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"Felix disappeared from the party,"
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"and he seemed really depressed."
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"He's not answering his phone."
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"I mean, what if he's out wandering the streets?"
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"Well, you've got a Verschlagen. Just suck him back up."
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"Did he just leave? Did he talk to anybody?"
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"Last time I saw him, he was talking to the princesses."
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"and talking about true love and happy endings."
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"I think I know where he went."
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"- Well, where? I'll go get him. - No, I'll go."
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"No, I should go. He needs a friend right now."
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"Here I go."
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"I can't move."
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"My body's at war with itself."
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"He's been doing that nearly an hour."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"No one allowed past that line without skates."
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"Oscar. What are you doing here?"
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"I came to bring you back to the party."
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"Everybody's worried about you."
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"I don't think she's coming back, man."
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"or she got stuck in traffic"
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"or a million other things."
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"I know this is really hard,"
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"Do you think that she at least thought about it?"
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"Do you think that she looked at the date"
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"and was tempted to see if I was here?"
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"You know, this is probably a really hard day for Ashley, too."
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"Did you ever think of that?"
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"Felix Unger is many things, but he's not forgettable."
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"Thank you, Oscar. You are a good friend."
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"I completely forgot about your birthday, and I just"
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"threw the whole party together at the last minute."
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"Yes, yes, I kind of figured that out."
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"- Really? How? - Well, the guest list gave it away."
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"Still, you are a good friend."
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"Because you showed up."
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"Oh. We should go."
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"No, it's past midnight, I think I blew it."
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"(cell phone chimes)"
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"Is that you?"
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"Oh... "Hope you had a good birthday.""
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"Ashley?"
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"Oh, that's great, buddy, I'm glad, you deserve it."
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"That's you."
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""This is what I'm wearing, right now.""
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"Yikes."
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"Maureen, the waitress wearing only her name tag."
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"Well, this phone's ruined, happy birthday, buddy."
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"I'm glad you ran into me."
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"you should be sent down to the minors."
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"Ah."
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"Even though we haven't been talking,"
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"there's a few last-minute things"
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"You know I'm not really a doctor, right?"
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"I'm getting a sinking feeling"
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"So you've done everything except all of it."
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"All right,"
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"Is it okay to mix rum and anti-anxiety medication?"
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"Oh, honey, that's an at-home joke."
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"Ooh, ooh. It's Felix."
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"my close..."
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"Now, now,"
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"- Wow, it looks great. - Now, now."
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"Okay, well, he told me he was delivering a package"
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"(violin playing)"
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"And me, but you'll see that when you read the card."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, um..."
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"I'm shocked."
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"- ♪ To... ♪ - Great to see you, Jim."
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"- Oh, God! Make it stop... - Rever... Reverse the flow."
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"When you find your soul mate, it's like this radar"
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"on stretching first, but since we're in a race"
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"(sighs)"
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"Of course she thought..."
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"Ooh, that knee does not look good."
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"You know, when you say it that way,"
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"Yikes."
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"That's a funny place for a name tag."
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"(laughs)"
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"Ugh. Are you gonna be okay?"
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"Anyway, I'm out there gliding along,"
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"And don't worry, I will do my best to look surprised."
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"What do you need?"
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"All right, what the hell?"
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"So, you know, where is she?"
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"Nice vacuum. Here,"
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"Oh, yeah. You take ten percent, and he does all the work."
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"Hey. Hey, sorry I'm late."
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"Look at her,"
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"♪ Good night, ladies ♪"
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"that goes, "Ping, that's the one."
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"Wow, you guys did not have to do this."
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"Oh. Good luck getting a straight answer."
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"I'm not leaving till they close."
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"- No, I'm not. - Why not?"
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"- The more you know, huh? Let's get that cocktail. - Yeah."
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"I figured you got shot by a jealous husband"
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"Come on, guys, this is Felix, and he needs us."
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"And you're wrong about me. I do care about him."
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"- Just give me one second. - Okay, okay, sure."
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"Welcome to the enchanted castle, miladies."
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"- Reverse it. - Make it stop. I don't know how. I can't."
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