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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Birthday Party (S01E01)

"- Also, I caught the violinist using my shower. - Ah."
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"Aw, how can you say that?"
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"Casey?"
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"Hey, Oscar."
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"- you're back. - Hey."
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"I thought you were shooting a commercial in Madrid,"
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"then a week in Turkey, then back on the 21st,"
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"British Airways Flight 117."
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"That was the plan,"
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"but it got changed because of a war."
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"- Ugh, rude. - So I'm back,"
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"but then off to London in the morning."
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"just enough time for another date."
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"Oh, I'd love to, but I should probably"
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"sleep off this jet lag."
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"Sleep? For jet lag?"
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"That's, like, the worst thing you can do."
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"Oh, really? What would you suggest?"
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"Well, your body needs a workout."
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"You really need to keep it moving."
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"So, like a run?"
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"really get the heart pounding. Definitely indoors."
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"And maybe..."
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"It sounds like you're describing sex."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd that come from?"
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"Wow, if this is your A-game, Madison,"
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"A sports reference. God made you right."
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"Okay, we don't have enough time for a date,"
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"I do like to drink."
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"God, we have so much in common. Here, let me get that."
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"- Oh, thanks. - Wow, surprisingly light."
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"Oh, it's mostly bikinis."
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"- Hey, Felix. - Casey."
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"- on the morning of the 21st. - OSCAR: Just ignore him."
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"And whatever you do, don't ask him about the..."
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"- Is that a vacuum cleaner? - ...vacuum cleaner."
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"is the dirtiest part of the home? And why?"
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"Because all of the dirt from the home goes into the vacuum."
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"This one's on its last legs, but I just can't bring myself to..."
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"pull the plug."
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"Especially today of all days."
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"(mumbling): Just... my birthday."
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"- Come here. - (chuckles) No, I don't want any fuss."
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"As you wish. Here we go."
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"Uh, first birthday as a newly single man."
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"Whoo, hoo, hoo."
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"Oh, no, the birthday part's fine. It just..."
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"that I met Ashley, so..."
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"It's a cute story. I'll tell you some other time."
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"I want to hear it."
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"He was cleaning a vacuum. We just had to go ten feet."
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"I was at my local roller rink, taking advantage"
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"of their "skate for free on your birthday" policy."
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"- I caught the bug when I was a boy. - Aw."
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"And you know what they say about roller skating."
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"Nothing. They say nothing about roller skating."
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"(chuckles)"
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"and then we get to talking. I invite her back to my place"
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"(laughing): I know sounds like a sexual ploy..."
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"(chuckles sarcastically) It really doesn't."
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"And the rest is history."
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"Anyway, every year after that, Ashley and I would just..."
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"part of me wonders if maybe she might..."
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"lace up the old skates and..."
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"No, no, no. She's not gonna be there."
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"She kicked you out. She's moving on."
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"- You've got to move on, too. - Yep."
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"That's right. I'm... Yep."
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"Um, excuse me. I'm just gonna get some air."
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"- Attaboy. Okay. - Yep."
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"Oscar, stop. How could you treat him like that?"
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"You're supposed to be his friend."
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"I am his friend. I told him the truth."
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"(sighs loudly)"
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"- What was that? - That's Felix. I'll take care of it."
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"Your friend is in pain, and all you can think about"
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"is scoring with a pretty girl."
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"In fact, I have something planned for him for later."
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"It's gonna be really exciting."
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"Well, he doesn't seem so excited."
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"Well, he doesn't know about it yet."
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"So it's like a surprise birthday party?"
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"Yes, like a surprise birthday party!"
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"- That's so nice. - So what do you think of me now?"
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"FELIX: I'll tell you what I think of you, Oscar Madison."
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"I think you are the best friend a fella's ever had. Come here!"
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"Is this a friend or what?"
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"but when I see how protective you are of Felix,"
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"it's kind of sweet."
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"So how about that drink?"
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"I need to take care of for tonight."
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"I mean, all the big stuff's done"
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"'cause I planned this, like, way in advance."
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"the one on, uh..."
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"- Broadway? - Yes, that's the one."
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"some of that jet lag, and I'll meet you here tonight."
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"What's going on? All I could hear"
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"on the phone was "emergency"."
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"All I heard was "life or death.""
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"and I need you guys to help me"
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"put together a party for tonight."
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"or a... an angry athlete or your ex-wife."
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"about the doughnuts."
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"Oscar, you... you know"
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"as my assistant; I called you as my friend."
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"No, Roy's your friend."
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"I'm getting time and a half."
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"And it's just a few small things."
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"Also ice, cake, decorations, gifts, music and guests."
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"I'll take care of ice and guests."
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"Guests."
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"- so I'm happy to get out of the house. - Where's Felix now?"
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"Oh, he'll be gone the whole rest of the day."
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"I sent him to the Container Store."
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"It's his happy place."
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"the only thing that they can't contain"
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"Oscar Madison's office."
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"It's someone about the party."
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"Yeah, I've been calling people from a list of his contacts."
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"Hi. Hello. Yes, I didn't get your RSVP"
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