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Clips from The Office - Gossip (S06E06)

"Even the fact that I'm gay?"
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"Yes. Yes!"
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"But, guys, I'm a victim here, too. Okay?"
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"People have been saying that I'm a J. Crew model."
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"No, we heard that about Jim."
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"Jim? No, no, I spread the rumor that somebody here was a J. Crew model"
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"and I was referring to myself."
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"How is that a bad rumor?"
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"Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive,"
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"are somewhat vapid. It's set our industry back quite a bit."
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"Michael, why? Why say all these things? Why make up an eating disorder,"
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"Stanley's affair, me being a spokesdog?"
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"You told everyone I was having an affair?"
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"so all of you are off the hook except for this one person."
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"Well, then what's the one true rumor?"
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"Michael, am I gay?"
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"The one true rumor, and this is going to ruin this person's life, is that..."
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"ANGELA: I knew it, I knew it. I knew it!"
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"Her breasts were a tiny bit bigger. At first, I thought,"
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""Oh! She has a new bra with padding.""
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"But then I thought, "Pam doesn't need padding.""
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"It just didn't add up, Jim."
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"ERIN: That's really great, you guys. RYAN: Don't vaccinate it."
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"Who's the OB-GYN? Stop. Don't."
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"The real thing is that Stanley Hudson had an affair."
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"No. Yes."
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"Thank you for trying to defend us,"
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"Wanna... Okay. Okay."
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"We're just going to wait here?"
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"What's the proof, I mean..."
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"It's true! Pam, look at that!"
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"That is the inside of your vagina."
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"That's not how it works but..."
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"It's clear why we were trying not to tell people. That's clear now. Yeah."
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"How long have you known about the pregnancy?"
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"A week? A month? A year?"
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"Michael, we only told our parents last week."
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"Did you pee on a stick?"
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"I did. But it was inconclusive."
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"You should have told me."
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"You're right."
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"We should have realized that you are an equal part of this."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"ERIN: Michael, Teri Hudson returning your call."
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"(GASPS)"
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"You called Stanley's wife?"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Yeah, a long time ago. Just to make sure she was out of town."
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"Oh, God. Don't take it."
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"No, I have to take it or it'll seem suspicious."
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"No, no, no, I can do this. You can't do this."
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"Yes, I can. I am going to tell her that I need to redecorate my condo"
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"and I need her help."
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"We will haggle about money, and I will back down,"
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"and then I won't talk to her until this whole Cynthia thing has blown over."
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"JIM: Sounds terrible. We think you should..."
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"Michael, please don't. (CLEARING THROAT)"
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"Just hang on a second, Cynthia."
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"Well, it turns out that Teri was already suspicious"
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"because she had caught Stanley and Cynthia a few months ago."
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"So Stanley promised that he would stop, and he did. End of story."
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"Well, not exactly."
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"(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)"
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"She would not stop calling him, and she was in love with him."
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"And get this. Cynthia, also married."
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"So, you can't stop love, I guess."
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"And quite frankly, I don't think you should ever even try."
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"I learned that a company can describe their internship as full of exciting experiences,"
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"even if that's a lie. There's no regulation."
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"I learned that half these people's e-mail password is "Password.""
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"I learned that a ream of paper is 300 sheets."
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"I thought it was 500."
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"I learned that if you look even the tiniest bit like Jet Li,"
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"Michael will call you Jet Li all summer."
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"so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue,"
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"OSCAR: What exactly is my responsibility here?"
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"Yeah, the evidence is sort of stacked against me, I feel like."
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"Kelly has an eating disorder? MICHAEL: Yes."
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"(WHISPERING) Did you hear Pam is pregnant?"
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