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Clips from The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)

"Two blocks later I look at the change she gave me. Golly, I'm two bits short."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"Doesn't recall the transaction. No recollections."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"- The early bird special. - Yeah, the early riser."
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"Yeah?"
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"Just coffee."
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"But if I were the man,"
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"First trimester."
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"There it is."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"I was alone with secrets I didn't want..."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"Who they'd communicate with."
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"Not like most people you run into on this side."
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"Give me your hand."
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"That she'd never stopped loving me..."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"Before they all sucked me in."
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"Okay, Walter. Thanks."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"Uh, Birdy's upstairs. I'm on long-distance, so..."
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"Birdy, I've been doing a lot of thinking."
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"Pop doesn't like people smoking in here."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"Anyway, my point is you're young,"
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"Well, I know you haven't."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"His words."
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"No, I'm her... I'm a family friend."
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"I speak with you on the phone, no?"
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"You have a special interest in music?"
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"A music lover, alors."
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"How did she do?"
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"She seemed like a very nice girl."
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"Hmm, voyez, monsieur. Look."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"We make with the fingers."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"But the music, monsieur, she come from L'interieur, from inside, huh?"
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"Like I said, I'm not an expert."
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"So you can listen to me, for I am expert."
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"- I stank, didn't I? - He didn't say that."
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"But l-I do appreciate your interest."
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"You're an enthusiast."
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"I noticed you still have pea stone in your driveway."
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"- Pain in the neck. - Never bothered me."
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"Doris."
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"Are you there?"
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"Are you awake?"
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"Uh, you're under arrest."
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"- They'll take you to the prison hospital. - Under arrest for murder."
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"What? What'd he say?"
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"So he understands, then, he's under arrest for murder?"
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"You understad that?"
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"The pansy."
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"Inside his briefcase were the partnership papers I'd signed,"
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"On the arraignment calendar,"
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"People v. Edward Crane."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"I called in Freddy Riedenschneider and signed the house over to him."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"But he figured he owed me something since the last one hadn't played out."
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"- How do you now plead? - We plead not guilty, your honor."
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"I tried to tell him the whole story, but Riedenschneider stopped me."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"He told me not to worry, though. Said he'd think of something."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"They put me on 24-hour death watch,"
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"But in front of the jury, they had it that Doris was a saint."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"The whole plan had been mine."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"I was a svengali who had forced Doris to join"
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"My criminal enterprise."
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"And then it was Riedenschneider's turn."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury, citizens of Santa Rosa,"
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"How I was too ordinary to be the criminal mastermind..."
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"The D.A. made me out to be,"
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"And he threw in some of the old truth stuff he hadn't had the chance to trot out for Doris."
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
"May at first look at these lines and see only the chaos of a work of modern art."
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"That I was the barber, for Christ's sake."
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"Guilty of wanting to be a dry cleaner, sure."
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"He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts."
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"It was a pretty good speech and even had me going,"
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"Who threw me on the mercy of the court."
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"With extenuating circumstances."
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"This man is a menace to society."
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"And the book said I got the chair."
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"He has forfeited the right to his own life."
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"So here I am,"
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"Which is what I've told you, step by step."
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"But I couldn't see any pattern."
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"That's the funny thing about going away,"
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"Knowing the date you're going to die."
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"And the men's magazine wanted me to tell how that felt."
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"But seeing it whole gives you some peace."
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"But I don't regret anything."
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"Not a thing."
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"I used to regret being the barber."
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"I don't know what I'll find beyond the earth and sky,"
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"Maybe the things I don't understand will be clearer there,"
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"Maybe Doris will be there."
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"And maybe there I can tell her..."
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"But I never considered myself a barber."
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"It wasn't my establishment. Like the fella says, I only work here."
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"With three chairs, or stations, as we call 'em,"
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"Even though there are only two of us working."
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"But this is my point."
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"Get their pelts and their gold ignots"
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"Frank Raffo, my brother-in-law, was the principal barber."
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"Man, could he talk."
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"Not that I complained, mind you."
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"Like I said, he was the principal Barber."
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"Frank's father August they called him Guzzi"
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"Had worked the heads up in Santa Rosa for 35 years..."
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"Until his ticker stopped in the middle of a junior flattop."
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"Me, I don't talk much."
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"I just cut the hair."
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"And there's not a damn thing we can do about it."
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"How do you like them apples?"
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"The junior contour..."
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"The place was okay, I guess."
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"And a garbage grinde built into the sink."
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"Doris kept the books at Nirdlingers,"
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"A small department store on main street."
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"She liked knowing where everything stood"
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"Nylon stockings,"
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"Doris and I went to church once a week."
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"Usually Tuesday night."
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"She'd most likely tell you that our reward is on this earth,"
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"And bingo is probably the extent of it."
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"But, I don't know, it made her happy,"
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"And I found the setting peaceful."
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"Bingo!"
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"Doris's boss, Big Dave Brewster,"
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