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Clips from Cheers - The Coach's Daughter (S01E01)

"- How's life treating you? - Like I just ran over its dog."
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"Vera dragged me to the mortuary to arrange our funeral."
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"No date circled yet, but... Vera likes to plan ahead."
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"We're gonna get cremated."
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"What'll you do with the ashes?"
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"I wanted to throw them in her mother's face,"
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"- Hello, everyone! - Hi, Diane!"
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"Sorry I'm late, but you'll be delighted when you hear why."
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"We were delighted you were late!"
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"I had a fabulous discussion with my art history professor."
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"I now feel I have a full grasp of lmpressionism."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Do Kirk Douglas!"
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"Sam, I'm sorry I was late."
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"Coach, your friend Walt."
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"It's good to hear from you! I'm so glad the operation's over."
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"I didn't tell you beforehand, but I didn't think your chances were good."
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"Hello, everybody."
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"We watch you on the news every night."
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"Dave Richards, an old team-mate of Sam's."
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"Hardly."
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"Then it's your lucky day."
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"I'm incredibly good-looking, incredibly rich and incredibly nice."
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"And incredibly married!"
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"Can I have Coach buy you a beer?"
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"How would you like to be my interview on the news tonight?"
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"Interview me? I haven't been in baseball for years."
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"I understand. You're the best reliever the Red Sox ever had."
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"You're still a big name in this town."
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"That night in Chicago in 1 973, with those two young..."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Never mind."
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"Excuse me. Diane, can I talk to you in the back room?"
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"- Certainly. - Thank you."
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"I'll be right back. I have to discipline an employee."
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"- Can I watch? - No!"
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"Why do you think I have a problem?"
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"and wouldn't understand if I drew him a picture" look."
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"I do get that sometimes."
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"Sam, you're an ex-jockstrap..."
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"even the most attractive, bright guy..."
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"Yeah. Even then..."
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"Well, when the light strikes you in a certain way,"
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"and your hair's combed just right, and I'm standing back a ways,"
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"you're sometimes somewhat unrepugnant."
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"Yeah, that's what women call me. Tall, dark and unrepugnant!"
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"is that when I see an old athlete reliving his glory days on TV,"
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"I can't help but feel sorry for him."
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"You know who you should feel sorry for?"
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"You should feel sorry for the Flintstones!"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"They're opposite the six o'clock news,"
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"and when people find out Mayday Malone is on,"
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"Great. Give me 20 minutes. I'll bring the crew right back."
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"So Sam was your second choice?"
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"Fourth?"
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"Jim Rice is out of town, Robert Parish was last week."
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"And Becky Bannerman, the high school gymnast, is on a field trip."
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"- The very first. - He's honoured."
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"I'm practising my floating coin trick."
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"Just a little something I do."
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"So it's a rigged-up coin?"
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"It's a trick, right? Strings, wires and stuff?"
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"and it just stays there, it floats."
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"It hangs there."
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"There's no way you can do it!"
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"You got five bucks if I can't do it?"
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"Ten! Ten bucks."
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"Wait. Am I being hustled?"
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"You are gonna give me ten bucks if I cannot do it?"
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"Harry, please!"
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"Sam, I'm going. I was just playing."
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"Sorry? I was practising suspending this coin in mid-air."
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"Carla, I'm fine!"
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"it's gotta be that double header against the Orioles in '72."
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"He saved both games with seven pitches."
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"He hit a 400ft home run off me!"
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"Sometimes I think of the smartest thing to say,"
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"and then it comes out so stupid."
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"- You ready, Sammy? - Yeah. I am."
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"It could be very powerful."
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"Yeah. The Cubs got that by three and a half games."
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"Should be a stimulating evening!"
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"l'm standing here in a popular Boston watering hole called Cheers."
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"Cut the tape, Ernie."
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"- Come on, Sam! - I'm sorry."
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"Gee whizz."
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"- Roll it, Ernie. - Rolling."
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"Maybe you don't when he's not in his Red Sox uniform."
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"ex-relief pitcher from the Boston Red Sox,"
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"Yeah."
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"I guess I'd have to say one day in Baltimore."
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"Well, I was working both ends of a double header."
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"We're holding on to a one-run lead against the Birds."
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"I could feel the wind from his warm-up swings."
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"If I get cute, he'll kill me."
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"So I decide I'm gonna make him wait on me, make him sweat."
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"No. What happened to the Boog person?"
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"No sweat."
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"- That's our job, Sam. - It's my bar, Carla!"
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"Sure. I'll act geeky, give 'em the wrong drinks."
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"- They'll never know you're gone. - Thanks."
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"Sam, this could be a crucial moment in your life."
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"It's vitally important you handle your emotions properly."
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"The worst thing anyone in a situation like this could do"
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"is to repress his feelings."
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"Diane, get out, please."
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"- Get out! - Wonderful! Alright."
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"Tell me in one sentence what you perceive to be your problem now."
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"Even, in a slightly different way, myself."
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"when I was defeated and humiliated?"
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"I don't wanna hear an "I didn't get asked to the junior prom" story."
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"It's not an "I didn't get asked to the junior prom" story."
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"I hit it, didn't l?"
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"What happened to me today put a period at the end of my career."
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"The last thing I need is a cheerleader right now."
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"You know, I was looking at you at that interview today."
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"No, I saw a guy who has a great deal to look back on with pride."
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"And a great deal to look forward to with hope."
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