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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Doing It Right (S02E02)

"Because she futzes."
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"She adds things."
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"Let's add a sprig of rosemary.""
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"Who does that woman think she is,"
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"deciding who can and can't attend her son's birthday party?"
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"She's not God."
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"That's nice."
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"Stop thinking about your chili!"
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"How am I supposed to tell Evan"
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"he's not invited to J.J.'s birthday party?"
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"She didn't zipper!"
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"She's the one who's wrong!"
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"is if Evan didn't go to the party"
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"Get this beast out of the garage fridge!"
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"I'm Jessica, Evan's mother."
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"I'm Helen."
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"Helen. That's a pretty name."
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"It's like melon, a sweet fruit."
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"I'm here because I would like to..."
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"acknowledge a mutual wrongdoing."
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"You didn't respect the zipper,"
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"even though I was provoked by your error."
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"I think I'm being pretty clear."
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"You're not."
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"It is for Evan, my angel."
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"I am sorry."
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"Thank you very much for saying that."
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"I-I accept your apology."
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"Oh, I am so glad we put this behind us."
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"Evan is so excited for J.J.'s birthday party."
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"Eddie! Why didn't you tell me?"
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"- Tell you what? - About your dad competing in NO-CO!"
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"The North Orlando Chili Cook-Off."
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"Yeah, he's been making me help him out."
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"Hold on."
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"He's letting you chili apprentice?"
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"He keeps on saying it needs to be better,"
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"but he doesn't take any of my ideas."
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"Two days in a chili kitchen, thinks he knows everything."
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"You're not a chef."
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"Yeah, but I know food."
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"Blindfold me in a Baskin-Robbins,"
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"You're the apprentice."
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"You're supposed to shut up, listen, and learn."
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"But I'm not good at any of those things."
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"Forget this."
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"You need to take that attitude to a pie-eating contest"
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"I want something I can knock around in,"
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"so shorts are out."
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"Evan, sit down."
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"There's something I have to tell you."
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"I..."
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"I have to get gas on the way to J.J.'s."
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"I better hustle into the shower."
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"The Mobil on 5th is 10 cents cheaper."
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"Emery, we have to get you a cat bell."
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"Announce yourself when I come into the room."
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"Good God!"
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"- Ohh! - Hmm."
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"Hello, Helen. Evan is here."
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"You guys, I'm here!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You can't just crash my son's birthday party."
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"Evan doesn't deserve to miss out"
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"because you have a problem with me."
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"We shouldn't make this about us."
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"No, we shouldn't, because it's not about us."
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"That's why I didn't want him here."
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"See for yourself."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"You're doing it wrong."
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"What are pirate Lego men doing at a construction site?"
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"Tear this down and start again."
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"Okay!"
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"and I don't like the way your son treats him."
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"That's why I didn't want him here."
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"My job is to protect J.J. from your little bossy boots."
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"It's the... Don't say it's the sun."
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"Evan was really bossing his friend around?"
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"Sweet little Evan in his cute, little khakis?"
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"I just don't know where he learns this type of behavior."
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"He gets it from you, Jessica."
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"What?! No, he doesn't."
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"- Sorry? - Your sandwich..."
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"to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato."
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"Tear it down. Start again."
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"Or you're bossy."
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"You just love pointing out people's mistakes."
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"I thought that was a compliment."
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"Good afternoon, Orlando."
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"This is "Good Morning, Orlando.""
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"And let me tell you, Mey-Mey,"
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"You got to go where they send you."
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"Now let's meet the judges"
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"who will be awarding the coveted Golden Stockpot"
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"It's us. That's right."
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"Not only are we reporting on the chili,"
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"but we're also judging it."
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"Ohh, things are about to get caliente!"
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"Ah, I only brought them to hold down my banner."
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"Are you posing for a picture, Marvin?"
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"Oh, just in case someone wants to take one."
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"Good luck."
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"Wow, there's a lot of entries on here."
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"That's not right. I'm Louis' Five Alarm."
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"I'm Big Daddy Huang."
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"- What? - Sorry, dad."
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"We've been cooking for three days."
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"Fine, you want to make your own chili?"
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"Like the French candle says in "Beauty and the Beast,""
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""Be My Guest.""
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"Emery, go get us some Tums from the Tums tent."
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"Let's sit down for a minute, okay?"
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"I saw you, too."
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"You brought me there."
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"bossing him around like that,"
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"making him change his outfit."
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"Oh."
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"And I know why."
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"You're trying to be like me because you worship me."
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