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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"- Benoit! - Balls."
Archer (2009)
"And a Negress at that."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, thanks, Captain Obvious."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Lana, with the..."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer. - Not now, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Y'all! Y'all, my car is slowing down for some unknown reason."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Archer, look out."
Archer (2009)
"- I think I see it. - Not that."
Archer (2009)
"[BOTH SCREAM IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"It's right here, Ray."
Archer (2009)
"[HELICOPTER AND F-1 CAR EXPLODE]"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you know what they say, Lana, unlucky at cards..."
Archer (2009)
"Don't worry, nosey parker, you won't..."
Archer (2009)
"...but it's a lot more interesting than my afternoon."
Archer (2009)
"You'd think that duke had never been with a woman before."
Archer (2009)
"- Would vomit, too tired. - Oh, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"- Thanks for stealing our 401(k) money. - L..."
Archer (2009)
"And second of all, I didn't steal that money, I merely borrowed it."
Archer (2009)
"And just for the record, I don't care."
Archer (2009)
"That being said, we better hurry up and redeposit this."
Archer (2009)
"Been a real pleasure doing business with y'all."
Archer (2009)
"- Especially you, Pam. - Holler!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, damn it. - Way to go, stupid."
Archer (2009)
"Me? Hey, I'm not the one who was handing out blowjobs like puffy stickers."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, I gave them all my stickers."
Archer (2009)
"But they won't be able to catch Bell as he takes the flag and..."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"No view, but it's got two queens."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, help yourself. Go ahead, drink it up."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, don't worry."
Archer (2009)
"And yes, the A stands for "awesome.""
Archer (2009)
"Good work there, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"- Benoit. - Balls."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, what is French for "broken record"?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, Benoit, not too thick on either, okay?"
Archer (2009)
"And the price is irrelevant, because you're going to steal it back..."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, man. - Ah."
Archer (2009)
"Now, we've obviously been the victims of identity thieves."
Archer (2009)
"- Banque. - What happened?"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm gonna kill you. - No."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, stop it. I can feel a hot streak coming on. Just give me a..."
Archer (2009)
"I had a really bad experience one time."
Archer (2009)
"BOY ARCHER: Um, hit me? MALORY: Busted."
Archer (2009)
"Why was I dressed as Hitler?"
Archer (2009)
"- Your son... - Shh, shh, shh. No, no."
Archer (2009)
"- I don't feel good. - What the hell good are you?"
Archer (2009)
"Why was he dressed as Hitler?"
Archer (2009)
"[CELL PHONE RINGS]"
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"Which doesn't include you taking my toiletries."
Archer (2009)
"Do you even know where the bearer bonds are?"
Archer (2009)
"Not anymore."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: ...we'll take out his bodyguards."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTING]"
Archer (2009)
"[LACHOUFFE SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: This is not at all great."
Archer (2009)
"Why not? They're already tied up, and we don't even have any rope, so..."
Archer (2009)
"No wonder your mother's such a bitch."
Archer (2009)
"- This shit's pretty tight, man. - Oh, I can let it out."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Oh, damn it, we're never gonna find Benoit."
Archer (2009)
"Who could believe it? A woman driving in a Formula One race."
Archer (2009)
"No, you don't see that every day."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTING]"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Balls. Nailed it."
Archer (2009)
"It is, and while we're on the subject..."
Archer (2009)
"You need some garters."
Archer (2009)
"- See? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh. - Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, this is like taking candy from a candy-hating baby."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, speaking of candy, I'm gonna be here a while..."
Archer (2009)
"I'll eat hers if she doesn't, uh, have teeth."
Archer (2009)
"But, my God, Sterling, look at your clothes."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, what the hell are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm selling ISIS equipment until I get every damn cent of my 401(k) back."
Archer (2009)
"Or that."
Archer (2009)
"Well, yeah, now."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, damn it."
Archer (2009)
"I am getting off. I love this."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"- Already did. - You...? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Well, just for the record..."
Archer (2009)
"But I had a reservation."
Archer (2009)
"Obviously, I did that."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, it's just great."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Yo, I didn't even feel that."
Archer (2009)
"Benoit! Balls."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"- Dukes! - Is it obvious he has a gun?"
Archer (2009)
"No telling what those idiots might do..."
Archer (2009)
"No. No, I'm not, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"[GUNSHOT]"
Archer (2009)
"Nice plan, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"...where I took a liberty to have a woman waiting in your Jacuzzi."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yes. CROUPIER: Banque."
Archer (2009)
"And you can have these control tops."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, how much are these chips worth?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: That doesn't even make sen... Ow."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"And, uh, when will monsieur desire to try his luck at the tables?"
Archer (2009)
"[LACHOUFFE SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: I beg your pardon?"
Archer (2009)
"You turned Archer loose in a casino with $4 million?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, it sure better be worth 4 million bucks."
Archer (2009)
"I am not sharing a room with you."
Archer (2009)
"- Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. - Sterling, I'm warning you."
Archer (2009)
"...but gambling is one vice Sterling doesn't have."
Archer (2009)
"But 4 million seems pretty steep for..."
Archer (2009)
"- Stop calling me that. - Stop being a fricking jillionaire."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, not many women could bring me to orgasm in front of my mother."
Archer (2009)
"I'm kind of passionate-embraced out right now after the tub-snorkeling."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, okay."
Archer (2009)
"The minimum is two? Okay, here."
Archer (2009)
"- How much? - Uh, well, it's hard to say, really."
Archer (2009)
"[CROUPIER SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
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