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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"He's scared of you. Sure."
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"- He wasn't scared before. - Right."
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"You think being afraid of me is a symptom of a serious ailment?"
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"Sudden mood swings, infantile regression, abdominal pain."
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"He's passed out twice. Yeah, I think it might be a medical problem."
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"- He's 20 minutes late. I'm out of here. - Please."
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"He'll be here. Why?"
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"Because he loves you and does everything he's told?"
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"Because I didn't tell him you'd be here."
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"- He likes to see. - Yes, he does."
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"- What's going on? - Hey."
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"- Mark. - Mark Warner. Don't get up."
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"Sorry. Parent conferences. Hi. It's okay."
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"He says he's healthy. What's to check out?"
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"Sorry for the mix-up, but I'm glad you two got a chance to catch up."
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"- Looks like you're having fun. - Oh, he's good."
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"If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything."
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"- I can't tell you how much I like your fella. - Yeah, me too."
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"You know, I thought you'd be all sarcastic."
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"Bitter, you know, because Stacy married me."
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"We should do things together. Maybe throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff."
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"Wow. This pissing contest is really turning me on."
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"He needs to go to the hospital. Here's to women."
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"Can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em and tell"
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"Damn straight."
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"And I think that-- Whoa."
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"Mark?"
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"- Someone call 911 for a wagon to Princeton Plainsboro? - Garçon!"
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"- What happened? - It's okay, ladies and gentlemen. Nothing to worry about."
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"- Unless you had the veal. - You dosed him."
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"I told you I'd check him out. I was a little worried"
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"they were gonna get here before he passed out."
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"I'll give you a ride. We can talk."
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"A tummy ache, cranky-- no apparent source."
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"Any thoughts?"
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"Foreman, you're gonna contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars?"
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"- I'm being House. It's funny. - I know. You made milk come out of my nose."
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"Previous tests revealed nothing that would cause abdominal pain or the mood swings."
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"Then we're done. What do you think? Ball game? Zoo?"
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"His tox screen on admission showed a massive amount of chloral hydrate."
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"Yeah. Sorry. That was me."
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"I had to dope him up to get him in here."
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"Guy doesn't think he's sick. Who does?"
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"His wife. The woman you used to live with."
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"That's her Indian name. On her driver's license it's Stacy."
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"I assume you have a point."
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"You believe her over the patient himself. That's why we're taking this case."
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"The truth? I hear voices all the time telling me to do stuff."
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"- It's crazy, huh? - What happened to "everybody lies"?"
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"I was lying."
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"Do the things-- the blah, blah, blah, blah. All that stuff the other docs did."
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"If that's negative, ultrasound his belly."
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"She's married. Big clue I lost the game."
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"You can't be within 50 feet of Stacy Warner."
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"Thought she wanted me to treat him."
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"Treat the husband, stay away from the wife."
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"But what if they get close to each other? What do I do then?"
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"Hey. You have to treat this like a regular case."
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"Be yourself-- cold, uncaring, distant."
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"Please, don't put me on a pedestal."
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"We C.T.'d your abdomen. Nothing that would explain the stomach pain."
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"How many more tests do I need?"
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"- Just one. - House."
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"It must be awkward being treated by a man who used to be involved with your wife."
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"M.R.A.'s were clean, which means he's probably fine."
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"He doesn't seem paranoid. He shows no signs of--"
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"Ben Goldstein says his schedule's locked. He can't do it before tomorrow."
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"No. Today. Call him, tell him I'll make it work."
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"You're cutting him open?"
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"Oh, hold it. There's no need for exploratory surgery."
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"Dr. Cameron has a diagnosis."
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"No, I just think it's premature and maybe irresponsible..."
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"to do exploratory surgery before we know he's actually sick."
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"No, it's "premature" to put him on a list for hospice care."
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"And it's "maybe irresponsible" to imply my actions are not rationally supported."
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"All we have is his wife-- Who says his stomach hurts."
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"Works for me. The patient doesn't even think he's sick. Why would he consent to--"
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"His wife's a lawyer. She's very convincing."
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"Call Goldstein. Surgery is on."
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"Leslie versus Leslie seems to be right on point,"
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"Sorry. They'll try to distinguish it relying on the minority opinion."
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"Double milk, no sugar."
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"I like sugar now."
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"Some people would be annoyed by that."
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"You know why people sit in waiting rooms? This is gonna be good."
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"That's why I'm here. I'm not moving until everybody sees me."
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"Are you doing anybody besides Mark?"
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"It's a medical question. Because if I am, his paranoia isn't paranoia."
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"It's a justified response and therefore not a legitimate symptom."
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"Knew you'd understand."
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"On the other hand, if it was really just a medical"
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"question, you would have sent one of your people."
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"Why just push my buttons when you can push theirs too?"
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"Hey, Dr. Mandingo, go ask the wife if she's been messin' around."
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"But you're asking because if I am... unfaithful,"
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"The answer's no. I don't sleep around. Make sure you note that in his file."
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"Mrs. Warner."
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"Goldstein found nothing but a distended bladder."
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"Neurogenic bladder isn't causing the pain."
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"It also doesn't cause personality changes."
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"On the other hand, it would completely account for Cameron's diagnosis."
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"The patient's completely healthy."
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"Get me the video of the surgery."
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"Dr. Mandingo, you're needed at the plantation house."
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"Well, don't everybody talk at once."
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"There's nothing there."
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"Stop looking at the suspiciously empty bottle and look at the screen."
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"Here's why I get the big bucks."
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"This is nothing."
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"An enhanced version of nothing."
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"This... is the problem."
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"- Unbelievable. - Tremors in the muscle fiber."
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"That's not peristalsis."
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"A time bomb in his brain."
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"I forget. Who said it was nothing?"
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"I saw a very small, diffuse abnormality in the brain waves. Probably white matter."
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"Means his axonal nerves are dying."
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"Explains the neurogenic bladder. Enough nerves die, he dies."
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"Likely causes are encephalitis or Alzheimer's."
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"Early onset Alzheimer's. The worst."
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