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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's Apology (S02E02)

"That was just a colorful way of making my point."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you must be a very proud grandpa."
Dr. Ken
"I've been teaching a long time,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and his smile... I love his smile."
Dr. Ken
"Smiling is overvalued by Americans."
Dr. Ken
"Well, okay. Maybe."
Dr. Ken
"But he has a good one."
Dr. Ken
"And Dave's easily getting straight A's,"
Dr. Ken
"so no complaints here."
Dr. Ken
"Well, complaints here."
Dr. Ken
"E-Excuse me?"
Dr. Ken
"This work is nonsense."
Dr. Ken
"He's not feeling challenged."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm certainly feeling challenged in this moment."
Dr. Ken
"and smile all the time."
Dr. Ken
"I promise I create a-a challenging environment."
Dr. Ken
"Me too!"
Dr. Ken
"And what is the capital of Peru?"
Dr. Ken
"Lima!"
Dr. Ken
"Right again, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Great job."
Dr. Ken
"And who knows the capital of Argentina?"
Dr. Ken
"That's it?"
Dr. Ken
"No, no, no, no. That's too easy."
Dr. Ken
"Make Dave list all of Peru's bordering countries"
Dr. Ken
"and major exports... in Spanish."
Dr. Ken
"Mr. Park as we discussed,"
Dr. Ken
"the school allows silent observers in class."
Dr. Ken
"So when the hand goes up, the mouth goes..."
Dr. Ken
"Dave know this stuff already."
Dr. Ken
"But the other students don't."
Dr. Ken
"That's their problem!"
Dr. Ken
"When they grow up, they'll be working for him!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, thanks, Grandpa."
Dr. Ken
"By the way, the capital of Argentina is Buenos Aires."
Dr. Ken
"Guess we're past that."
Dr. Ken
"calling me at home, accusing me of making a mistake."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. I thought you never met him before."
Dr. Ken
"I haven't, but I could tell he has a weasel face over the phone."
Dr. Ken
"That's how powerful it is."
Dr. Ken
"I obviously didn't know Mr. Hubert had a history of prostate cancer,"
Dr. Ken
"before it was sent to the urologist for review."
Dr. Ken
"It's like "urine" [You're in] the wrong, Weasel Face!"
Dr. Ken
"So, Dave's principal called."
Dr. Ken
"There was a fight at school."
Dr. Ken
"Get it, Dave!"
Dr. Ken
"It wasn't Dave. It was Ken's dad."
Dr. Ken
"Get it, Ken's dad!"
Dr. Ken
"He caused a disturbance, demeaned children,"
Dr. Ken
"and said he'd stop when he was dead."
Dr. Ken
"Ha! Classic Papa."
Dr. Ken
"This is why I didn't want him going to Dave's conference."
Dr. Ken
"You have to talk to him tonight"
Dr. Ken
"and tell him how out-of-line he was."
Dr. Ken
"I will totally do that and not sit in the driveway"
Dr. Ken
"Ha! Here it is."
Dr. Ken
"Mr. Hubert's medical intake form."
Dr. Ken
"Zoink!"
Dr. Ken
"This will vindicate me."
Dr. Ken
"Right under "medical history," it says..."
Dr. Ken
""prostate cancer.""
Dr. Ken
"Damn it!"
Dr. Ken
"Aw, man."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, it's okay."
Dr. Ken
"Luckily, Mr. Hubert has no symptoms"
Dr. Ken
"and is being followed up with appropriate treatment"
Dr. Ken
"by Dr. Yee."
Dr. Ken
"But he was my patient."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, just get ahold of I.T."
Dr. Ken
"We got to make sure oversights like this never happen again."
Dr. Ken
"Will do. Right away."
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"Hey!"
Dr. Ken
"Everybody makes mistakes."
Dr. Ken
"Hmm? No. Impossible."
Dr. Ken
"There are no mistakes at Welltopia..."
Dr. Ken
"just acts of God we could never legally anticipate."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I made a mistake, and not a small one."
Dr. Ken
"Call Mr. Hubert. I want to apologize."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa! Whoa."
Dr. Ken
"There are no apologies at Welltopia."
Dr. Ken
"No, an apology is an admission of fault."
Dr. Ken
"Mr. Hubert? Please hold."
Dr. Ken
"Hello. This is Pat Hein."
Dr. Ken
"and I just want to say from the bottom of my heart,"
Dr. Ken
"I understand that you were dealt a bad hand,"
Dr. Ken
"but all's well that ends well."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, then. You have a good day."
Dr. Ken
""All's well that ends well"?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"That's what we at Welltopia call a statement of non-apology."
Dr. Ken
"It pacifies the patient without admitting legal fault."
Dr. Ken
"You're welcome to say things like"
Dr. Ken
""I regret your misfortune" or "Ooh! Tough stuff, buddy.""
Dr. Ken
"This is ridiculous, Pat. Mr. Hubert could have died."
Dr. Ken
"No one dies at Welltopia."
Dr. Ken
"They just become inactive patients."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Hello."
Dr. Ken
"Mm."
Dr. Ken
"Anything you want to tell me about Dave's conference today?"
Dr. Ken
"I smiled the whole time."
Dr. Ken
"Bad advice. Did not go over well."
Dr. Ken
"Are you sure it was the smiling that didn't go over well,"
Dr. Ken
"or could it have been"
Dr. Ken
"you insisting everyone at school was bad at their jobs?"
Dr. Ken
"Seems like the smiling thing."
Dr. Ken
"Come on! Don't you think Dave should be challenged more?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe he could be, but I'm not sure"
Dr. Ken
"calling Miss Flanagan a glorified babysitter"
Dr. Ken
"is the way to get there."
Dr. Ken
"I never said "glorified.""
Dr. Ken
"Great. You're home."
Dr. Ken
"Why don't the two of you have a chat,"
Dr. Ken
"while I call everyone on Dave's class phone tree"
Dr. Ken
"and tell them they're not sheep?"
Dr. Ken
"But they are!"
Dr. Ken
"Dad, what were you thinking?"
Dr. Ken
"I was just trying to help."
Dr. Ken
"Even if you're trying to help, Park men aren't always"
Dr. Ken
"the perfect gods we believe ourselves to be."
Dr. Ken
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