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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween IV (S04E04)

Holt has the plaque.

"Holt has the plaque."

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It's hidden in the evidence room

"It's hidden in the evidence room"

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in a box marked "Cold Cases 1972."

"in a box marked "Cold Cases 1972.""

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You hear that, Bill?

"You hear that, Bill?"

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Nobody likes you!

"Nobody likes you!"

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Ain't she a beaut?

"Ain't she a beaut?"

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Sexy.

"Sexy."

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Immediately ruined it, Bill.

"Immediately ruined it, Bill."

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Immediately.

"Immediately."

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Chht, chht, chht, chh...

"Chht, chht, chht, chh..."

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What is happening right now?

"What is happening right now?"

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The last sands are running through the hourglass...

"The last sands are running through the hourglass..."

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chh, chh, chh...

"chh, chh, chh..."

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because your time is running out,

"because your time is running out,"

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and you are never going to get the plaque.

"and you are never going to get the plaque."

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Oh, Captain, stop.

"Oh, Captain, stop."

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I just can't let you embarrass yourself.

"I just can't let you embarrass yourself."

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I told Jake everything.

"I told Jake everything."

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and I freaked out hard.

"and I freaked out hard."

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- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."

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I knew you would betray me.

"I knew you would betray me."

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That's why I fed you fake Intel.

"That's why I fed you fake Intel."

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What?

"What?"

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The plaque was never in "Cold Cases 1972."

"The plaque was never in "Cold Cases 1972.""

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As if I'd just put it in a box, unattended.

"As if I'd just put it in a box, unattended."

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Uh, but you did.

"Uh, but you did."

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No, I didn't.

"No, I didn't."

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Then how do you explain this?

"Then how do you explain this?"

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I have no idea.

"I have no idea."

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I put the plaque in my office.

"I put the plaque in my office."

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Cheddar?

"Cheddar?"

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Come here. Come here. Come here, baby.

"Come here. Come here. Come here, baby."

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- What the hell? - Yeah, thank you.

"- What the hell? - Yeah, thank you."

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Return to my office, please.

"Return to my office, please."

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Wait, what is going on? We have the plaque.

"Wait, what is going on? We have the plaque."

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to rub it in your faces.

"to rub it in your faces."

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"I Just Got It Out of the Vent to Rub It in Your Faces."

""I Just Got It Out of the Vent to Rub It in Your Faces.""

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Name of your sex tape. What?

"Name of your sex tape. What?"

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Which of these is real?

"Which of these is real?"

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Black lights. What the hell?

"Black lights. What the hell?"

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Oh, my God. Our precinct is disgusting.

"Oh, my God. Our precinct is disgusting."

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Dear God.

"Dear God."

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Hitchcock and Scully's desk.

"Hitchcock and Scully's desk."

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Look at the plaques.

"Look at the plaques."

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- "Are." - "Heists."

"- "Are." - "Heists.""

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"Dumb."

""Dumb.""

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Are heists dumb? Of course not.

"Are heists dumb? Of course not."

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That was a stupid question.

"That was a stupid question."

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No, Jake, it's says, "Heists are dumb."

"No, Jake, it's says, "Heists are dumb.""

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Terry!

"Terry!"

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The Oscar for best liar goes to you!

"The Oscar for best liar goes to you!"

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That's not an Oscars category.

"That's not an Oscars category."

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Not to be harsh, Sarge,

"Not to be harsh, Sarge,"

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but you're setting a terrible example

"but you're setting a terrible example"

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Where's the plaque?

"Where's the plaque?"

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For the last time, I don't know.

"For the last time, I don't know."

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Well, actually, we both fell asleep.

"Well, actually, we both fell asleep."

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And Jeffords never woke us up.

"And Jeffords never woke us up."

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Coincidence?

"Coincidence?"

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I don't need this.

"I don't need this."

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He's trying to get away!

"He's trying to get away!"

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He had someone lock the door.

"He had someone lock the door."

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I have the real plaque! Unh, unh!

"I have the real plaque! Unh, unh!"

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Gina! Of course!

"Gina! Of course!"

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except for the parts I don't understand

"except for the parts I don't understand"

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Nope, it was all me.

"Nope, it was all me."

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Three weeks ago, Captain Holt asked me

"Three weeks ago, Captain Holt asked me"

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to order a plaque that read,

"to order a plaque that read,"

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"The Ultimate Detective/Genius."

""The Ultimate Detective/Genius.""

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I did it, and I ordered three copies

"I did it, and I ordered three copies"

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and a statue of Tyrese riding a dolphin.

"and a statue of Tyrese riding a dolphin."

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- Is that relevant? - To my life, yes.

"- Is that relevant? - To my life, yes."

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Once I had the plaques, I manipulated Captain Holt

"Once I had the plaques, I manipulated Captain Holt"

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into choosing Boyle as his partner.

"into choosing Boyle as his partner."

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All it took was six bottles of dish soap.

"All it took was six bottles of dish soap."

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when Jake tries to wash dishes by himself.

"when Jake tries to wash dishes by himself."

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It's like he's helpless without Boyle.

"It's like he's helpless without Boyle."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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He is helpless without Boyle.

"He is helpless without Boyle."

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And you fell for my trap

"And you fell for my trap"

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like a greedy little rat.

"like a greedy little rat."

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Easy.

"Easy."

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Yes, it was easy.

"Yes, it was easy."

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And the next phase of my plan:

"And the next phase of my plan:"

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But you knocked out your two front teeth.

"But you knocked out your two front teeth."

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False teeth.

"False teeth."

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Fake blood.

"Fake blood."

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I lost my real teeth at Jenn Sutton's

"I lost my real teeth at Jenn Sutton's"

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birthday party in fourth grade.

"birthday party in fourth grade."

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Oh, you made sure I didn't remember that!

"Oh, you made sure I didn't remember that!"

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of seven minutes in heaven with Todd Cohen

"of seven minutes in heaven with Todd Cohen"

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when he bumped the wall

"when he bumped the wall"

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and a bowling ball fell on my face.

"and a bowling ball fell on my face."

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Maybe I just wasn't at that party.

"Maybe I just wasn't at that party."

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Once I had faked the skating mishap,

"Once I had faked the skating mishap,"

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I swapped out a dummy plaque for the real one.

"I swapped out a dummy plaque for the real one."

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Then I left to go to the dentist.

"Then I left to go to the dentist."

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And you convinced your dentist

"And you convinced your dentist"

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to help you carry out the rest of the heist.

"to help you carry out the rest of the heist."

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- No. - Of course not. Go ahead.

"- No. - Of course not. Go ahead."

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to make sure I was never noticed by anyone.

"to make sure I was never noticed by anyone."

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Something so drab and uninspiring...

"Something so drab and uninspiring..."

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This feels like it's gonna be a dig on me.

"This feels like it's gonna be a dig on me."

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- I wore Amy's clothes. - There it is.

"- I wore Amy's clothes. - There it is."

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This is your doing, you and your male prostitute.

"This is your doing, you and your male prostitute."

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Bill is not a male prostitute, I don't think.

"Bill is not a male prostitute, I don't think."

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That suit is not drab.

"That suit is not drab."

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And now that I had that power,

"And now that I had that power,"

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every time one of you stole a plaque,

"every time one of you stole a plaque,"

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I replaced it with a fake.

"I replaced it with a fake."

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And no one had any idea

"And no one had any idea"

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"Heists are dumb."

""Heists are dumb.""

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Then we raced in here to blame Terry,

"Then we raced in here to blame Terry,"

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and you trapped us.

"and you trapped us."

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But how did you know he was gonna say "heists are dumb"?

"But how did you know he was gonna say "heists are dumb"?"

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Terry says that about everything.

"Terry says that about everything."

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Everyone should wear suspenders.

"Everyone should wear suspenders."

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Belts are dumb.

"Belts are dumb."

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The backstroke is dumb.

"The backstroke is dumb."

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Hummus is dumb.

"Hummus is dumb."

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