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Clips from Louie (2010) - Untitled (S05E05)

"I don't really know you,"
Louie (2010)
"like I shouldn't--"
Louie (2010)
"I shouldn't stay while you're..."
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"Okay? So, you know, cheer up."
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"Just... No, it's okay. Just take, you know..."
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"Just..."
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"Just-- Well, nah.♪"
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"Just..."
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"So, how was the sleepover?"
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"Micah's brother smells."
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"Nothing really."
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"I mean, we ordered pizza."
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"We-- We talked."
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"We saw this really good movie."
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"Oh, really? Oh, my God, it was so good."
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"It was really interesting and--"
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"Those are real lobsters?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's inhumane to put them in this little tank."
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"It's all right. It's okay."
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"What do you mean it's all right?"
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"Imagine if you were in there."
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"Anyway, so it was really good."
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"It was-- It was about this guy,"
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"and he wears all white,"
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"but then he gets caught,"
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"and they try to make him a better person"
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"by, like, prying his eyes open--"
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"Yeah, that's what it was called. Yeah."
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"violent movie ever."
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"It-- It wasn't that bad."
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"You saw "A Clockwork Orange"?"
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"It was-- It was, like, artistic."
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"Shh."
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"Dad, you fell asleep in the taxi,"
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"and then we came home,"
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"and you went right back to sleep."
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"Really?"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Fine, and I will call the owners,"
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"and I'll say, "Put your dog on."
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""You hang up the phone. I don't care about you."
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""Put my friend on. My best friend."
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"My best friend in the world.""
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"Now, look, here's the other thing I'm trying."
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"I kind of figured "I'm gonna try"
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"getting into beekeeping.""
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"Now, here's the thing I realized about it though."
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"There's way too many bees!"
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"There's so many bees!"
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"And they're stinging. It was like, "Ooh! Oh!"
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"Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!""
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"Huh? What I'm gonna-- Here's my take."
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"I'm gonna just do one bee."
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"You know, like sometimes it gets a little sad, lonely,"
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"and I just got to... "Why you gotta bee like that?"."
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"Thanks very much. I'm Crazy Glazy."
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"What's up, dude?"
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"Hey, man, what the hell?"
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"What are you doing? What?"
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"Yeah, that's yours! That's right! Yeah."
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"Dude, you don't-- You did it."
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"You don't do my bit."
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"...feel good. I need you to make me feel good, baby."
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"That's a lot of pressure for my cat."
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"I know, it's so funny. It's so funny."
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"Yeah, but that's stealing."
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"...Louie C.K.! I know, it's like, it's your bit,"
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"and it's, like, now I'm doing it."
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"It's so funny! So funny, man."
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"I don't know which one."
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"I'm telling you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"All right, this next guy is really funny."
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"Please help me welcome Louie C.K.!"
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"Hi, this, uh, sar-- sel-- selfin,"
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"self, selfin, selfin..."
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"Moww."
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"Well, you look tired."
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"What's wrong, stupid?"
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"Just not sleeping,"
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"It's just scary shit that scares the shit out of me."
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"And then I wake up, and I'm in a cold sweat,"
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"That's exactly the thing about it."
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"Well, you should try melatonin."
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"I don't want to take stuff."
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"I don't like taking stuff."
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"Well, then, try hypnosis."
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"I don't like that kind of thing."
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"I mean, if you're not gonna try something"
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"that might help you out,"
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"Sorry."
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"Everyone hates you."
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"I got to go."
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"Where's my coat?"
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"Where is it? What did I do with my coat?"
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"Hey, what's up, man?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Dreams don't really mean that much."
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"Some believe it's your brain"
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"sorting out memories,"
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"throwing out what you don't need anymore."
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"Some think it's a kind of a... moral correction."
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"Yeah, sorry."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Please..."
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"Okay, I'm going back to sleep."
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"Please just be nothing."
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"Prah. Prah."
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"Prahhh...."
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"Ah, shit!"
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"God damn it!"
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"Sure."
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"I acted weird on purpose when I left"
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"to make Andy suspicious."
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"But I'm actually too old to do anything."
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"What are you doing? You haven't paid for that yet."
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