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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Whine, Whine, Whine (S02E02)

"Thank you very much. See you later."
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"Barry Barker v. The Man of Steel."
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"You'll have to work late tonight. There's something I need for you to do."
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"- Help. - Louder. Louder."
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"What exactly do you think you're doing, sir?"
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"...you have just been served."
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"No one knows why 90 percent of the females die before reproductive maturity."
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"But we do know there are five male adult Namibian mud daubers for every female."
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"- Hello, Lois. - Hey, Bobby."
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"- I wanted Peking duck, Lois. - I couldn't get duck."
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"You have to order it in advance."
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"Slippery shrimp."
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"Now, I love slippery shrimp."
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"- Nirvana. - What?"
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"It's what you asked for. It's a code name."
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""Project Nirvana.""
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"Hey, Lois, are you sure your boyfriend, Scardino, is with the DEA?"
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"According to what I'm hearing on the street he's not DEA."
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"He's a guy that can say yes or no to companies marketing new drugs."
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"Well, you must have the wrong Scardino."
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"- So, what else did you get? - Project Nirvana is related to Intergang."
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"- You know what else? We're even. - Bobby...?"
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"- Who is it? - It's me, sugar blossom."
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"Dan."
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"I'm doing a survey of women who resent having gifts sent to them."
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"Please answer true or false. "Wrapping paper offends me.""
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""I am psychologically unable to accept gifts.""
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"Okay. "Gifts are okay, I just can't stand the guy who sent them.""
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"It's not about the gifts, Dan. It's about trust."
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"It's not just dangerous for you to know what I do. It's dangerous for me."
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"Excuse me for a minute. This won't take a second."
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"- Nirvana? - What?"
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"Yeah. Those places don't exist, Lois. We have to deal with the real world."
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"Hi."
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"... the power resides with the male that proves to be the most ruthless gladiator."
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"Give me a break here, guys. Come on."
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"I've never really been sued before, Lois. So I'm not exactly sure how to pursue this."
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"I know a guy who handles stuff like this. He's never lost a case."
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"He's a lawyer."
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"So other than his medical bills he has no case."
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"- He complained. - I know the type."
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"They want, they need, they deserve."
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"They stand alone, at the center of the universe, whining for more."
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"I really hate them."
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"And so we see that spineless dung beetles tend toward thinly veiled power struggles..."
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"... having little regard for the colony as a whole."
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"Next, we go to the fascinating Andean nettlebug."
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"A species with three genders. Male, female and the sexless drone."
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"... and a thankless job it is for them."
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"You have reached the office of Charles Knox, President of Omnicorp."
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"Leave your name, number and the purpose of your call."
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"Oh, my God, look at that."
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"The drone will follow its genetic program and fulfill its deplorable destiny."
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"You guys seen Clark today?"
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"I need you to find out everything you can about Omnicorp and Charles Knox."
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"- He's the president. - Okay."
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"The Andean nettlebug mates only once, with tragic consequences for all concerned."
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"But the species survives and thrives..."
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"... and the little, newly-hatched nettlebugettes have no inkling..."
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"I don't try cases anymore."
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"I gave it up because I never won."
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"...not about who the better liar is."
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"But that's exactly what I need."
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"Someone who understands that justice is about truth."
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"Otherwise, you'll spend your life in court..."
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"- Is that what you want? - No, of course not."
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"Then you need someone who sees an open wound and reaches for the salt."
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"You need a real lawyer."
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"Is Superman getting too big for his britches?"
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"Isn't this exciting, Elise? I'm gonna be on national TV."
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"Oh, that's wonderful, Calvin."
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"Calvin, if you win a lot of money, then can we tell people we're married?"
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"You know what you gotta say on the witness stand?"
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"Yes, Calvin."
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"Here it is, it's starting."
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"Today we'll be talking with Calvin Dregg..."
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"Yes, folks, Superman."
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"Is the Man of Steel the champion of justice or is he just a bully in a cape?"
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"Oh, I'm so photogenic."
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"We tried to contact Superman to hear his side of the story."
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"But apparently, the Man of Steel feels that he's not answerable to anyone."
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"You look so good, Calvin."
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"... I have permanent nerve damage."
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"I'll never play the guitar again."
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"You idiot! You bought a defective TV."
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"I'm gonna have to find another one."
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"A little unpleasant."
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"- Lois, I'm not exactly sure what to say. - The truth."
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"Look, I've come to the point with this, with us..."
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"...that whatever the truth is, I need to hear it."
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"Help. My brakes. I'm losing control..."
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"- Lois, I'm really sorry. - Clark, don't you do it."
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"- My knee. I need a doctor. - Don't move me."
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"Could I just borrow your paper and pen for a second?"
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"If my friend comes back..."
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"- Thank you. - Sure."
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"- We saw The Jerry Show. - Boy, am I glad to see you."
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"I've got a long line of people waiting to sue me and I don't have a lawyer."
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"I don't have time to do my job at the Planet, and Lois hates me."
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"- You said that. - And it's not true."
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"- You didn't see her face. - She wouldn't get upset if she didn't care."
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"But it isn't possible, is it?"
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"I can't go on being two people anymore."
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"Clark or Superman."
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"Mr. Church, are you bitter about your time in jail?"
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"- Ah, Superman. - Don't tell me you made bail."
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"Bail? No, they're dropping the charges."
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"- What? - Well, all you need is a good lawyer."
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"Trust me, you are gonna love it in there."
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"I just signed to write a book about the whole experience."
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"It's called, Why This is the Greatest Country on Earth."
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"First of all, I don't just beat the other side."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I kill them."
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"You're right to shop carefully for an attorney."
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"I've handled dozens of cases like this and none of them has ever gone to trial."
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"- I've always settled amicably and cheaply. - That's great. How?"
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"Well, find the plaintiff's darkest secret and threaten to print it unless he backs off."
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"The only way to be number one, go for the throat."
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"Choke them with paperwork, cut off their air."
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"Let's go after the ones selling the Superman comics and not cutting you in."
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