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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the No New Friends (S05E05)

"you'd been abducted by the cult and to come rescue you."
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"So you were so certain I couldn't make a normal friend"
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"Sometimes it gets me in mall jail."
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"Sorry, I wasn't listening."
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"Wait. Oh yes, I forgot."
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"I guess I could do drinks."
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"Well, you know, I thought we were exclusive,"
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"since the mid-'90s."
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"The Yelp review specifically said"
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"I would be ignored by the waitstaff."
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"There's hair in your salad."
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"She has to get up early tomorrow."
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"Oh, so she came here for research."
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"Anyways, my new friends Rachel and Kathy"
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"In fact, they're so nice,"
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"I know. Fancy."
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"And that was the first bus I've been on"
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"Okay."
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"Looking for some dipping sauces."
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"And now he is."
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"And all my shoes."
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"My favorite kind."
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"and open the door to them with your eyes."
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"and that's why I'm blessed."
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"These bowls got their work cut out for them."
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"back into the room"
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"I guess so."
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"to make love with me."
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"I have sex with this year."
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"I understand that you're both feeling a little overwhelmed,"
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"N.N. stands for Negative Nelly."
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"Well, I do feel like"
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"We can't pay that."
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"Max, are you and I gonna be like you and Becky someday?"
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"I mean, so much cooler."
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"Look."
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"Now you have one?"
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"Oh, my God, Becky White?"
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"I'm not going anywhere"
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"in a healing way?"
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"but turns out all I needed was Max."
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"This weekend is only free for friends."
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"It's raining."
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"I'm listening."
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"they invited you to come for the weekend."
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"Please don't make fun of her."
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"By the way, the piglet's popping the snout out."
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"Hey, sometimes my negativity pays off."
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"And you must be..."
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"that we have an N.N. in our midst."
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"Mr. Eye Queen's about to show me how to pluck my eyebrows."
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"You two too?"
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"This is Lady Marmalade."
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"that only sells juice."
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"Rachel."
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"How do you two know each other?"
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"Max, how's this for my friend-making smile?"
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"And you thought it was a cult."
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"and receive the healing vibrations."
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"And the rest of the satay just came up."
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"Some of that was consensual."
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"I'm Taylor Swift's slow cousin Randi."
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"Excuse me."
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"Caroline, why don't you sit here, and Rachel,"
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"How about drinks on me?"
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"I'm Caroline,"
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"Awesome."
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"Because no reasonable black man"
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"and owned 3/4 of an island."
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"My ex-husband knew what he wanted:"
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"it looks like you're trying to sneak out."
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"where people still made eye contact"
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"Pretty easy work."
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"I'm so glad you all could make it."
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"Hello, Caroline."
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"this is all a lot, and no offense,"
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"Sophie, what are you guys doing here?"
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"Guess what I'm doing?"
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"Well, Elaine will be out in a minute,"
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"and you have no idea how brave I am."
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"I've heard so many wonderful things."
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"Caroline, you are free to go at any time."
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"where I didn't see an under-the-blanket handy."
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"This is my new social circle."
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"Max, how are you?"
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"- No thanks. - Gorgeous views."
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"- Not for me. - Free food and booze."
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"Less of an invitation;"
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"And Eugene makes a hell of a pancake breakfast."
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"but you and I have so much more than that."
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"but they paid us."
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"I felt like anything is possible."
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"Hi, I'm Caroline."
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"I hear you, sister."
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"Let the sound of the bowls wash over you,"
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"That's nice. That's just being a person."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Huge mistake."
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"That seems about right."
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"Don't worry. I'll settle up with Elaine."
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"- Aww. - I mean as a waitress."
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"is to join a cult."
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"I was in a cult once."
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"Would you like to order now or after that galaxy is destroyed?"
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"It's a damn shame, Max."
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"Yeah, I've done three "Law and Orders.""
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"Max and I waited tables together."
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"You made friends with me."
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"Okay."
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"I'm Topher. From the bus."
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"This is the saddest circle I've seen"
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"And do not fear."
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"hearing about Amy Schumer every day"
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"Get out."
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"Hey, girls."
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"and yes, we had kind of a business dream, too,"
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"Am I gonna be just some waitress you used to know?"
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"I'm serious."
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"Against my will, but still."
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