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Clips from 2012 (2009)

"...that there's supposed to be a galactic alignment..."
2012 (2009)
"I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man."
2012 (2009)
"...it's the end of the world in 2012."
2012 (2009)
"Goddamn it."
2012 (2009)
"Hey, Kate. I'm practically on the freeway right now."
2012 (2009)
"Yes, I'm hurtling toward you as we speak."
2012 (2009)
"You remember fun, don't you, Kate?"
2012 (2009)
"I got a whole bunch. Okay, I gotta go, because I'm in a bad-reception area."
2012 (2009)
"Merrill, I told you."
2012 (2009)
"We have to move back to Wisconsin."
2012 (2009)
"Yeah, but these little mini-quakes are really getting on my nerves."
2012 (2009)
"Right, surface cracks. I got a plastic surgeon for that."
2012 (2009)
"Thank God for those shake-proof coffee mugs, Lisa."
2012 (2009)
"We'll not bow to these inconvenient things like surface cracks."
2012 (2009)
"If you have a funny mini-quake story and wanna share it, call 555-1070..."
2012 (2009)
"- Hi, Daddy. - Hi, baby."
2012 (2009)
"- How are you, sweetie? - Good."
2012 (2009)
"Jackson, what is this?"
2012 (2009)
"Please don't call me that. I'm your dad."
2012 (2009)
"Come on."
2012 (2009)
"Okay, great."
2012 (2009)
"What about sleeping? Have you been doing any of that lately?"
2012 (2009)
"I've said it a thousand times, no lipo on Fridays. It's too messy. Hold on."
2012 (2009)
"- Morning, Jackson. - Hi."
2012 (2009)
"- Nice ride. - Thanks."
2012 (2009)
"Bye, Gordon."
2012 (2009)
"- Okay, so, Lil... Oh, yeah. - You tell him."
2012 (2009)
"Tell me what?"
2012 (2009)
"- Still? - Yes."
2012 (2009)
"Your 7-year-old still wets her bed. That's something you should know."
2012 (2009)
"- I love you. - Love you, Mom."
2012 (2009)
"- Hey. - You okay?"
2012 (2009)
"- So don't be on your computer. - Got it."
2012 (2009)
"Love you."
2012 (2009)
"- So this time, we hit Japan. - So?"
2012 (2009)
"- Hello there. - Hello, handsome."
2012 (2009)
"Are you even listening to me?"
2012 (2009)
"I heard from Audrey you're a grandpa now."
2012 (2009)
"You're cramping my style, baby. There we are."
2012 (2009)
"So he married a Japanese girl. How is that the end of the world?"
2012 (2009)
"- You see your boy? - Not as much as I'd like."
2012 (2009)
"D.C. is a long way, but at least we talk."
2012 (2009)
"About what?"
2012 (2009)
"What the hell was that?"
2012 (2009)
"Laura, they lied to us."
2012 (2009)
"I will tell everyone the truth about what's going on."
2012 (2009)
"The art you collected..."
2012 (2009)
"...it's not in the Alps."
2012 (2009)
"Laura."
2012 (2009)
"Laura."
2012 (2009)
"- I liked that song. - We lost it."
2012 (2009)
"...going on the West Coast with all those surface cracks."
2012 (2009)
"I don't want to miss all the fun when it finally blows."
2012 (2009)
"Let me tell you, there's been government people..."
2012 (2009)
"...flying in and out all morning, and trust me, they did not look happy."
2012 (2009)
"- Always remember folks: - That's weird."
2012 (2009)
"What are the odds?"
2012 (2009)
"...or any evidence of fracture propagation within the tectonic plates."
2012 (2009)
"- In English. - The activity on the coast..."
2012 (2009)
"Dr. Helmsley is flying to Yellowstone this morning to collect more data."
2012 (2009)
"We have been following the schedule you established, Mr. Helmsley."
2012 (2009)
"Now you're telling me we have to throw it out?"
2012 (2009)
"Yes, sir."
2012 (2009)
"Zero."
2012 (2009)
"Did you see this?"
2012 (2009)
"I'm sorry, Mr. President. She insisted."
2012 (2009)
"It's all over the news."
2012 (2009)
"The director of the French National Museums..."
2012 (2009)
"...was to hold a press conference at the Louvre this morning."
2012 (2009)
"Coincidentally, his death took place in the same Paris tunnel..."
2012 (2009)
"...where Princess Diana died in 1997."
2012 (2009)
"We are continuing to follow this story. We will..."
2012 (2009)
"Laura, I don't believe you've met Dr. Helmsley."
2012 (2009)
"I just talked to him, Dad, and he told me..."
2012 (2009)
"...that the organization that I work for is a sham."
2012 (2009)
"I mean, why would he say that?"
2012 (2009)
"Every time I get upset."
2012 (2009)
"Daddy, a man was killed."
2012 (2009)
"Honey, please sit down."
2012 (2009)
"Dad, what's going on?"
2012 (2009)
"At this point, 46 nations are invested in this thing."
2012 (2009)
"That thing in Paris, we're not involved in any of that, are we?"
2012 (2009)
"The people, sir. They need to know."
2012 (2009)
"Well, of course they do."
2012 (2009)
"My job is to figure out..."
2012 (2009)
"...how to retain some semblance of government after it falls apart."
2012 (2009)
"Until then, we don't have time for anything..."
2012 (2009)
"Call me the moment you get any news from Yellowstone."
2012 (2009)
"Yes, sir."
2012 (2009)
"Cute girl, huh?"
2012 (2009)
"Better move fast, kid. The end is near."
2012 (2009)
"- I'm not ready for that, Jackson. - Stop calling me that."
2012 (2009)
"It's creeping me out. What's wrong with Dad?"
2012 (2009)
"- Grumpy Grumperson. - Daddy, look at this."
2012 (2009)
"What do we do?"
2012 (2009)
"Don't you see the signs?"
2012 (2009)
"Who is that?"
2012 (2009)
"- We need you to come with us. - Right. Right."
2012 (2009)
"Okay, we're gonna go with these guys."
2012 (2009)
"That'll be fun, huh?"
2012 (2009)
"This is really wild."
2012 (2009)
"This is unbelievable. 2700 degrees Celsius at 40,000 feet?"
2012 (2009)
"Dr. Helmsley. We've arrested a group of tourists in the hot zone."
2012 (2009)
"We'll try and cross-reference the data."
2012 (2009)
"I think you should take your kids and leave, Mr. Curtis."
2012 (2009)
"You're not by any chance the Jackson Curtis..."
2012 (2009)
"...who wrote Farewell Atlantis, are you?"
2012 (2009)
"That's great."
2012 (2009)
"I read a couple of your short stories when I was in college. Yeah."
2012 (2009)
"You know, your father is a very talented man."
2012 (2009)
"- Listen up. - It's amazing. I'm reading your book."
2012 (2009)
"I'm around day 300, the shuttle has just lost communication with Earth."
2012 (2009)
"- I didn't buy it. - No?"
2012 (2009)
"Let me ask you something."
2012 (2009)
"You believe those people would behave so selflessly..."
2012 (2009)
"...knowing that their own lives were at stake?"
2012 (2009)
"The critics said I was naive, an unabashed optimist..."
2012 (2009)
"Well..."
2012 (2009)
"- Pleasure. - It was a great pleasure meeting you."
2012 (2009)
"Major, could you escort these good people to the campgrounds?"
2012 (2009)
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