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Clips from 2012

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- I made that fish curry you love. - I can't wait.
"- I made that fish curry you love. - I can't wait."
2012
She gets more beautiful every time I see her. Why is that?
"She gets more beautiful every time I see her. Why is that?"
2012
How deep do we need to go?
"How deep do we need to go?"
2012
Remember my brother, Gurdeep? He's a student now.
"Remember my brother, Gurdeep? He's a student now."
2012
Just don't pour too much, huh?
"Just don't pour too much, huh?"
2012
Dr. Helmsley.
"Dr. Helmsley."
2012
These are neutrinos acting normally.
"These are neutrinos acting normally."
2012
That's not what worries me, Adrian.
"That's not what worries me, Adrian."
2012
That's impossible.
"That's impossible."
2012
...and suddenly act like microwaves.
"...and suddenly act like microwaves."
2012
...just a thank-you...
"...just a thank-you..."
2012
Hey. Adrian, I thought you were in India. What's going on?
"Hey. Adrian, I thought you were in India. What's going on?"
2012
I gotta speak to Anheuser. Give me your damn jacket, please.
"I gotta speak to Anheuser. Give me your damn jacket, please."
2012
- All right. - Okay?
"- All right. - Okay?"
2012
Mr. Anheuser.
"Mr. Anheuser."
2012
My name's Dr. Adrian Helmsley.
"My name's Dr. Adrian Helmsley."
2012
Alan, bring the car around.
"Alan, bring the car around."
2012
Get that to the office.
"Get that to the office."
2012
No G8! No G8! No G8!
"No G8! No G8! No G8!"
2012
Good morning.
"Good morning."
2012
I would like to meet privately with my fellow heads of state.
"I would like to meet privately with my fellow heads of state."
2012
Mr. Presidents.
"Mr. Presidents."
2012
...that, at first, I refused to believe it.
"...that, at first, I refused to believe it."
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- But where are they taking us? - It'll be all right.
"- But where are they taking us? - It'll be all right."
2012
Brother!
"Brother!"
2012
Our Heritage Organization has already made selections...
"Our Heritage Organization has already made selections..."
2012
This mass suicide was actually discovered by a documentary crew...
"This mass suicide was actually discovered by a documentary crew..."
2012
...due to the Sun's destructive forces.
"...due to the Sun's destructive forces."
2012
Thank you, Mark.
"Thank you, Mark."
2012
I'm a dead man.
"I'm a dead man."
2012
Will you relax? Yeah, I'll be there any second.
"Will you relax? Yeah, I'll be there any second."
2012
Yeah. I got it.
"Yeah. I got it."
2012
Bug spray? Oh, yeah, because it's mosquito season in Yellowstone.
"Bug spray? Oh, yeah, because it's mosquito season in Yellowstone."
2012
Whoa, man.
"Whoa, man."
2012
Sick.
"Sick."
2012
A little surface crack? You're not gonna be inconvenienced by that.
"A little surface crack? You're not gonna be inconvenienced by that."
2012
You're taking them camping in a limo?
"You're taking them camping in a limo?"
2012
What happened to your temp job?
"What happened to your temp job?"
2012
Oh, you know, better hours, more time to write.
"Oh, you know, better hours, more time to write."
2012
Guys, have a nice trip.
"Guys, have a nice trip."
2012
Remember, watch out for the bears. You know, they're:
"Remember, watch out for the bears. You know, they're:"
2012
- Love you, honey. - Bye.
"- Love you, honey. - Bye."
2012
They've been looking forward to spending time with you.
"They've been looking forward to spending time with you."
2012
I know.
"I know."
2012
Would you mind keeping your nose out of my family?
"Would you mind keeping your nose out of my family?"
2012
Roland, is that you?
"Roland, is that you?"
2012
I've arranged a press conference for tomorrow.
"I've arranged a press conference for tomorrow."
2012
Those tunnels are empty.
"Those tunnels are empty."
2012
I have proof!
"I have proof!"
2012
Laura, can you hear me?
"Laura, can you hear me?"
2012
- I'm losing you. Roland? - Laura, can you hear me?
"- I'm losing you. Roland? - Laura, can you hear me?"
2012
I told myself, Charlie, get your stupid ass to Yellowstone.
"I told myself, Charlie, get your stupid ass to Yellowstone."
2012
- You heard it first from Charlie. - Yeah, just when he said that?
"- You heard it first from Charlie. - Yeah, just when he said that?"
2012
You suggesting this could be the beginning of the Cho Ming operation?
"You suggesting this could be the beginning of the Cho Ming operation?"
2012
Do you know how many times I've heard those words in this office?
"Do you know how many times I've heard those words in this office?"
2012
You look just like your mother when you get upset.
"You look just like your mother when you get upset."
2012
An unprecedented international endeavor is underway.
"An unprecedented international endeavor is underway."
2012
Laura's a smart girl. She'll understand.
"Laura's a smart girl. She'll understand."
2012
- When do we let the country know? - What do you mean?
"- When do we let the country know? - What do you mean?"
2012
- Sir? - The First Daughter.
"- Sir? - The First Daughter."
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- I saw you looking at her. - I wasn't looking at her.
"- I saw you looking at her. - I wasn't looking at her."
2012
I know, the whole damn thing's gone.
"I know, the whole damn thing's gone."
2012
That's the U.S. Army.
"That's the U.S. Army."
2012
You're in a restricted area, sir.
"You're in a restricted area, sir."
2012
This is wild.
"This is wild."
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I know, it sounds completely implausible.
"I know, it sounds completely implausible."
2012
It's a national park. There's not supposed to be posted fences.
"It's a national park. There's not supposed to be posted fences."
2012
I mean, what's going on here?
"I mean, what's going on here?"
2012
- What happened to the lake? - That's what we're trying to find out.
"- What happened to the lake? - That's what we're trying to find out."
2012
The very same.
"The very same."
2012
My dad gave it to me.
"My dad gave it to me."
2012
- Take care. - Okay.
"- Take care. - Okay."
2012
He was very nice.
"He was very nice."
2012
I sent Satnam the temperature reading.
"I sent Satnam the temperature reading."
2012
Adrian, you have to begin the evacuation.
"Adrian, you have to begin the evacuation."
2012
I'm gonna arrange an airlift for you from Delhi.
"I'm gonna arrange an airlift for you from Delhi."
2012
We are going on a big ship.
"We are going on a big ship."
2012
- The helicopters. - Craziest place I've seen.
"- The helicopters. - Craziest place I've seen."
2012
Let's go. Have a good one.
"Let's go. Have a good one."
2012
Unstable.
"Unstable."
2012
It's not just Yellowstone, sir.
"It's not just Yellowstone, sir."
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...in hot zones across the globe.
"...in hot zones across the globe."
2012
I'm afraid there's no longer any doubt, sir.
"I'm afraid there's no longer any doubt, sir."
2012
They just like you because your blood's so sweet.
"They just like you because your blood's so sweet."
2012
Let me get you ready for... Ready for bed.
"Let me get you ready for... Ready for bed."
2012
Did you really need all these hats?
"Did you really need all these hats?"
2012
We have a listener calling in.
"We have a listener calling in."
2012
...what exactly is it that's gonna start in Hollywood?
"...what exactly is it that's gonna start in Hollywood?"
2012
The Judgment Day, the end of the world, my friend.
"The Judgment Day, the end of the world, my friend."
2012
In ancient times, the Mayan people were the first civilization to discover...
"In ancient times, the Mayan people were the first civilization to discover..."
2012
According to their calendar...
"According to their calendar..."
2012
Pretty neat, huh? I did all the animation myself.
"Pretty neat, huh? I did all the animation myself."
2012
First, the stock market would go.
"First, the stock market would go."
2012
...some poor little sucker tries.
"...some poor little sucker tries."
2012
Yeah, he helped me with research on my book.
"Yeah, he helped me with research on my book."
2012
Well, that must have been before his accident.
"Well, that must have been before his accident."
2012
...because I gotta get back to Earth.
"...because I gotta get back to Earth."
2012
Oh, that'll be all right. But, anyway, I really enjoyed most of this.
"Oh, that'll be all right. But, anyway, I really enjoyed most of this."
2012
Why don't we make a baby?
"Why don't we make a baby?"
2012
So why did you stick with him so long?
"So why did you stick with him so long?"
2012
Can we just give it a rest, please? He's the father of my children.
"Can we just give it a rest, please? He's the father of my children."
2012
Oh, come on, Kate.
"Oh, come on, Kate."
2012
You gave up med school so you could have Noah.
"You gave up med school so you could have Noah."
2012
It's not junk. He's published.
"It's not junk. He's published."
2012
Four hundred and twenty-two copies.
"Four hundred and twenty-two copies."
2012
Listen, we have to keep working at this, our relationship.
"Listen, we have to keep working at this, our relationship."
2012
Do you have anything for mosquito bites?
"Do you have anything for mosquito bites?"
2012
It really is a miracle that no one got hurt.
"It really is a miracle that no one got hurt."
2012
Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
"Hello? Oh, hi, Mom."
2012
is this even possible?
"is this even possible?"
2012
The good news, consensus is that four of the arks will be operational in time.
"The good news, consensus is that four of the arks will be operational in time."
2012
We can save over 400,000 people.
"We can save over 400,000 people."
2012
But we have to initiate the boarding process now. Thomas.
"But we have to initiate the boarding process now. Thomas."
2012
You have got to convince them.
"You have got to convince them."
2012
Listen, I'll try to keep this brief.
"Listen, I'll try to keep this brief."
2012
According to the latest information from Yellowsto...
"According to the latest information from Yellowsto..."
2012
- Please continue, Adrian. - Thank you, sir.
"- Please continue, Adrian. - Thank you, sir."
2012
...that is, the cement that holds our land mass in place...
"...that is, the cement that holds our land mass in place..."
2012
The magnetic fields have decreased by more than 80 percent...
"The magnetic fields have decreased by more than 80 percent..."
2012
Two, maybe three days, if we're lucky.
"Two, maybe three days, if we're lucky."
2012