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Clips from Captain Ron

Movies 1992 100 min ★ 5.9/10 (25,119 ratings) 859 clips
Adventure Comedy

Credits

Black coffee with sugar, please.
"Black coffee with sugar, please."
Captain Ron
Not contagious.
"Not contagious."
Captain Ron
It's not gonna happen at that price.
"It's not gonna happen at that price."
Captain Ron
I have a couple of pieces of really big news!
"I have a couple of pieces of really big news!"
Captain Ron
Well, let's see. You have 532 ...
"Well, let's see. You have 532 ..."
Captain Ron
Great ... All right ... Fine ...
"Great ... All right ... Fine ..."
Captain Ron
- Mom! - Martin!
"- Mom! - Martin!"
Captain Ron
- Mom? - What are you doing up there?
"- Mom? - What are you doing up there?"
Captain Ron
Is he coming for a visit? I can't. This has been a terrible week.
"Is he coming for a visit? I can't. This has been a terrible week."
Captain Ron
- An old steering wheel? - No. Everything it's attached to.
"- An old steering wheel? - No. Everything it's attached to."
Captain Ron
It's not just an old boat. It's from the Clark Gable estate.
"It's not just an old boat. It's from the Clark Gable estate."
Captain Ron
Mm-mm.
"Mm-mm."
Captain Ron
We'll be spontaneous when we have time.
"We'll be spontaneous when we have time."
Captain Ron
Do what, Mom?
"Do what, Mom?"
Captain Ron
- We can broaden their horizons. - Five!
"- We can broaden their horizons. - Five!"
Captain Ron
We understand.
"We understand."
Captain Ron
Are you kidding?
"Are you kidding?"
Captain Ron
Come on, Katherine.
"Come on, Katherine."
Captain Ron
- Katherine! - I'm coming!
"- Katherine! - I'm coming!"
Captain Ron
What do you think?
"What do you think?"
Captain Ron
Stop it! Don't swallow the water. You'll get diphtheria.
"Stop it! Don't swallow the water. You'll get diphtheria."
Captain Ron
It's Mr. Harvey. It's a bad connection.
"It's Mr. Harvey. It's a bad connection."
Captain Ron
Yes, I'm actually looking at it now.
"Yes, I'm actually looking at it now."
Captain Ron
Well, I'm just wondering ... Could you hold on a second?
"Well, I'm just wondering ... Could you hold on a second?"
Captain Ron
Excuse me, I'm gonna be a while.
"Excuse me, I'm gonna be a while."
Captain Ron
I can signal you when I'm through.
"I can signal you when I'm through."
Captain Ron
- Call me Captain Ron. - Hi, Martin Harvey.
"- Call me Captain Ron. - Hi, Martin Harvey."
Captain Ron
- Meet my wife and kids. - Hi, Mrs. Harvey.
"- Meet my wife and kids. - Hi, Mrs. Harvey."
Captain Ron
Maybe you should put on some more clothes.
"Maybe you should put on some more clothes."
Captain Ron
- A shark ate your eye? - When I went down off Australia.
"- A shark ate your eye? - When I went down off Australia."
Captain Ron
- Great Barrier Reef? - You heard of it? Smart lady.
"- Great Barrier Reef? - You heard of it? Smart lady."
Captain Ron
Yeah, just go ... The engine is ...
"Yeah, just go ... The engine is ..."
Captain Ron
There is no problem. I'll just go down and show him a few things.
"There is no problem. I'll just go down and show him a few things."
Captain Ron
- It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? - All diesels do that.
"- It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? - All diesels do that."
Captain Ron
- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows.
"- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows."
Captain Ron
We have to fill her up every morning. It's a greasy job, but must be done.
"We have to fill her up every morning. It's a greasy job, but must be done."
Captain Ron
- You take out the trash, swab. - Oh, man!
"- You take out the trash, swab. - Oh, man!"
Captain Ron
You are lucky, yours is above the water line.
"You are lucky, yours is above the water line."
Captain Ron
Well, most of it, anyway. All right, let's light the fire.
"Well, most of it, anyway. All right, let's light the fire."
Captain Ron
- We don't know if it's safe. - We'll find out on the ocean.
"- We don't know if it's safe. - We'll find out on the ocean."
Captain Ron
Anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.
"Anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there."
Captain Ron
Stop!
"Stop!"
Captain Ron
- Fine. - You're comfortable doing this?
"- Fine. - You're comfortable doing this?"
Captain Ron
Who knows what's waiting for us out there?
"Who knows what's waiting for us out there?"
Captain Ron
Ben, stop that!
"Ben, stop that!"
Captain Ron
Where am I?
"Where am I?"
Captain Ron
- What about your other eye? - Glass, swab.
"- What about your other eye? - Glass, swab."
Captain Ron
- This is ... - I know, I know.
"- This is ... - I know, I know."
Captain Ron
They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga.
"They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga."
Captain Ron
Did you see that? That was cool!
"Did you see that? That was cool!"
Captain Ron
Let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones!
"Let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones!"
Captain Ron
I gotta go. I'll see if I can make it.
"I gotta go. I'll see if I can make it."
Captain Ron
See. That's very friendly. That's not what you get at home.
"See. That's very friendly. That's not what you get at home."
Captain Ron
That's the point. Who wants to stay in a place like this every night?
"That's the point. Who wants to stay in a place like this every night?"
Captain Ron
We can visit sponge fishermen and an old monastery,
"We can visit sponge fishermen and an old monastery,"
Captain Ron
- Dawn comes early on a boat. - You're right about that, Boss.
"- Dawn comes early on a boat. - You're right about that, Boss."
Captain Ron
Expensive night.
"Expensive night."
Captain Ron
Now that you got a little coin, let's make the game interesting.
"Now that you got a little coin, let's make the game interesting."
Captain Ron
I gotta open the door.
"I gotta open the door."
Captain Ron
We're gonna run out of water. Hang on.
"We're gonna run out of water. Hang on."
Captain Ron
Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower.
"Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower."
Captain Ron
Don't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water.
"Don't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water."
Captain Ron
- Yes, I'm aware of that. Thank you. - I wasn't.
"- Yes, I'm aware of that. Thank you. - I wasn't."
Captain Ron
- No, that's OK. Thanks. - It's a lot of water.
"- No, that's OK. Thanks. - It's a lot of water."
Captain Ron
No, honest. What happened?
"No, honest. What happened?"
Captain Ron
But the boat is starting to look a lot better.
"But the boat is starting to look a lot better."
Captain Ron
You can make it look great by cleaning the wood.
"You can make it look great by cleaning the wood."
Captain Ron
Man overboard!
"Man overboard!"
Captain Ron
This could happen to anybody. Here you are, Boss.
"This could happen to anybody. Here you are, Boss."
Captain Ron
- Is this Full Metal Jacket? - It's the basics.
"- Is this Full Metal Jacket? - It's the basics."
Captain Ron
Well, prepared for any normal ...
"Well, prepared for any normal ..."
Captain Ron
It's the Caribbean, guys ― El Caribe. The Spanish Main.
"It's the Caribbean, guys ― El Caribe. The Spanish Main."
Captain Ron
Remember, when the sails go up, you can't go dead into the wind.
"Remember, when the sails go up, you can't go dead into the wind."
Captain Ron
She's like a woman. Responds to touch. The power of the wind ...
"She's like a woman. Responds to touch. The power of the wind ..."
Captain Ron
- Stop whining. - I'm not. You said the Caribbean!
"- Stop whining. - I'm not. You said the Caribbean!"
Captain Ron
This is not a toy. It's a highly complex piece of equipment.
"This is not a toy. It's a highly complex piece of equipment."
Captain Ron
I read it. Have you? I doubt it.
"I read it. Have you? I doubt it."
Captain Ron
Excuse me. Are we going to any more human-type places?
"Excuse me. Are we going to any more human-type places?"
Captain Ron
- We're going to a place next to it. - What's it called?
"- We're going to a place next to it. - What's it called?"
Captain Ron
She's really a great girl.
"She's really a great girl."
Captain Ron
Day ten. Sailing lessons continue under Captain Moron's direction.
"Day ten. Sailing lessons continue under Captain Moron's direction."
Captain Ron
The kids are happy, Ron is buying us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?
"The kids are happy, Ron is buying us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?"
Captain Ron
Check this out.
"Check this out."
Captain Ron
He could have said revolutionaries, freedom fighters. No.
"He could have said revolutionaries, freedom fighters. No."
Captain Ron
- What's this? - Monopoly.
"- What's this? - Monopoly."
Captain Ron
- We're getting into pirate waters. - Pirates?
"- We're getting into pirate waters. - Pirates?"
Captain Ron
He actually traded ... Hold on.
"He actually traded ... Hold on."
Captain Ron
We don't give lifts to armed revolutionaries.
"We don't give lifts to armed revolutionaries."
Captain Ron
All right, fellas, give me a break. Sit down.
"All right, fellas, give me a break. Sit down."
Captain Ron
Stand by to set the mainsail!
"Stand by to set the mainsail!"
Captain Ron
Go below and cut the engine, then kill the fuel lines. Ready?
"Go below and cut the engine, then kill the fuel lines. Ready?"
Captain Ron
and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron.
"and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron."
Captain Ron
Trust me, you have not been kidnapped. Captain Ron is a jerk.
"Trust me, you have not been kidnapped. Captain Ron is a jerk."
Captain Ron
He gets lost. This is his second time in two days.
"He gets lost. This is his second time in two days."
Captain Ron
San Juan is behind us. About 20 miles. But General Armando hardly blames you.
"San Juan is behind us. About 20 miles. But General Armando hardly blames you."
Captain Ron
- She's not? - I sincerely doubt it.
"- She's not? - I sincerely doubt it."
Captain Ron
Confidentially, I've had these problems with the tides before.
"Confidentially, I've had these problems with the tides before."
Captain Ron
I'm coming!
"I'm coming!"
Captain Ron
Have a good time, Boss, 'cause I'm gonna.
"Have a good time, Boss, 'cause I'm gonna."
Captain Ron
I can drive the boat.
"I can drive the boat."
Captain Ron
Let's wait till we're in San Juan. We'll figure out what to do.
"Let's wait till we're in San Juan. We'll figure out what to do."
Captain Ron
And today I discovered something in the cabin.
"And today I discovered something in the cabin."
Captain Ron
Like, we saw Mr. Ed on TV the other day? He spoke French!
"Like, we saw Mr. Ed on TV the other day? He spoke French!"
Captain Ron
It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool.
"It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool."
Captain Ron
I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing.
"I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing."
Captain Ron
- Come here. - Mom, can we get some drinks?
"- Come here. - Mom, can we get some drinks?"
Captain Ron
- Yes, honey, they're in the ... - The blue cooler.
"- Yes, honey, they're in the ... - The blue cooler."
Captain Ron
- Could you get them? - You're a big boy. You get them.
"- Could you get them? - You're a big boy. You get them."
Captain Ron
stripping these cabinets down here. Look here.
"stripping these cabinets down here. Look here."
Captain Ron
- In San Juan, no more Captain Ron? - Whatever you say, honey.
"- In San Juan, no more Captain Ron? - Whatever you say, honey."
Captain Ron
Hey, who's rocking the boat down there?
"Hey, who's rocking the boat down there?"
Captain Ron
It's the dawn of a new day.
"It's the dawn of a new day."
Captain Ron
Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean.
"Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean."
Captain Ron
Hi, how's it going? Good seeing you.
"Hi, how's it going? Good seeing you."
Captain Ron
Hola. Buenas dias. And como esta?
"Hola. Buenas dias. And como esta?"
Captain Ron
Good morning, Boss.
"Good morning, Boss."
Captain Ron
- And you know the way? - Any fool could find it.
"- And you know the way? - Any fool could find it."
Captain Ron
It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast.
"It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast."
Captain Ron
Quierro sabe si este barco se va ...
"Quierro sabe si este barco se va ..."
Captain Ron
No blub-blub-blub!
"No blub-blub-blub!"
Captain Ron