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Clips from Short Circuit

Movies 1986 126 min ★ 6.7/10 (117 ratings) 1,444 clips
Sci-Fi Drama Comedy

Credits

Objective completed.
"Objective completed."
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- Very nice. - Yes, very nice.
"- Very nice. - Yes, very nice."
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President of Nova Robotics
"President of Nova Robotics"
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Well, ladies and gentlemen
"Well, ladies and gentlemen"
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If a question of survival, then SAINT is the answer
"If a question of survival, then SAINT is the answer"
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Therefore, impervious to...
"Therefore, impervious to..."
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Glass. Ice.
"Glass. Ice."
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A squeeze of lime.
"A squeeze of lime."
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Well...
"Well..."
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So, why don't we just move our little presentation back into the lab?
"So, why don't we just move our little presentation back into the lab?"
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- Oh, and one more thing Dr. Marner. - Yes, Senator Mills.
"- Oh, and one more thing Dr. Marner. - Yes, Senator Mills."
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We were told we would be meeting with him.
"We were told we would be meeting with him."
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Maybe not today, but soon.
"Maybe not today, but soon."
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Where is he?
"Where is he?"
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Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir.
"Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir."
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Public relations is everybody's job.
"Public relations is everybody's job."
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Look. He's supposed to be here. I want him here. I pay him to be here.
"Look. He's supposed to be here. I want him here. I pay him to be here."
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Stat!
"Stat!"
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You have to go hob nob with the big wigs.
"You have to go hob nob with the big wigs."
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Ben, I don't hob nob.
"Ben, I don't hob nob."
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If you you like all that P.R. crap, why don't you go hob nob.
"If you you like all that P.R. crap, why don't you go hob nob."
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I am sick of wearing the dress in this family.
"I am sick of wearing the dress in this family."
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Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know you're there. I want you up here right away!
"Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know you're there. I want you up here right away!"
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Come on Newton! Swallow your guts. You can do it.
"Come on Newton! Swallow your guts. You can do it."
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Show them that you're a hot shot fun guy underneath your clothes.
"Show them that you're a hot shot fun guy underneath your clothes."
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Now, what do they need me for?
"Now, what do they need me for?"
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Ben, a child of four can tell them that.
"Ben, a child of four can tell them that."
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That is why they are needing you.
"That is why they are needing you."
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- Now come on. Hurry up! - Just one dance.
"- Now come on. Hurry up! - Just one dance."
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The john.
"The john."
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It's got plenty of peace time uses.
"It's got plenty of peace time uses."
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You mean besides serving gin and tonic?
"You mean besides serving gin and tonic?"
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We can parachute these robot guys behind enemy lines.
"We can parachute these robot guys behind enemy lines."
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Then, each one of these little boogers carries a 25 megaton bomb
"Then, each one of these little boogers carries a 25 megaton bomb"
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Run, Jim!
"Run, Jim!"
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Jesus H God!
"Jesus H God!"
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Oh my God! It's fried.
"Oh my God! It's fried."
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I hope got a few million bucks.
"I hope got a few million bucks."
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Get out of here, you little crap bucket!
"Get out of here, you little crap bucket!"
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Please serve yourselves. Have a canopy. Shrimp toast. Caviar.
"Please serve yourselves. Have a canopy. Shrimp toast. Caviar."
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Ladies and gentlemen, our prototypes are here.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our prototypes are here."
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- Alright, call security. - I did, sir, stat.
"- Alright, call security. - I did, sir, stat."
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Good, you did, great. Just stay calm!
"Good, you did, great. Just stay calm!"
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- Have you got anything stronger? - I got trouble which I don't need.
"- Have you got anything stronger? - I got trouble which I don't need."
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Report your position.
"Report your position."
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That's a simple function.
"That's a simple function."
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Just shut it down, pick it up.
"Just shut it down, pick it up."
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- It just runs programming. - Usually runs programs.
"- It just runs programming. - Usually runs programs."
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And...
"And..."
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Couldn't it, Crosby?
"Couldn't it, Crosby?"
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Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've got to destroy it.
"Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've got to destroy it."
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What if you don't catch it. What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns...
"What if you don't catch it. What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns..."
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- Howard. - What?
"- Howard. - What?"
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You understand you don't have to blow it up.
"You understand you don't have to blow it up."
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You don't have to blow it up, Skroeder.
"You don't have to blow it up, Skroeder."
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Just try and bring it back in one piece. - One piece will do.
"Just try and bring it back in one piece. - One piece will do."
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Whatever it takes to put that stupid contraption out of commission, gentlemen,
"Whatever it takes to put that stupid contraption out of commission, gentlemen,"
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Running diagnostics. Testing its logic circuits.
"Running diagnostics. Testing its logic circuits."
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Input.
"Input."
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- Well, I saw something. - Ya, me too.
"- Well, I saw something. - Ya, me too."
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This is Bravo 4, over. Skroeder, what have you got, over.
"This is Bravo 4, over. Skroeder, what have you got, over."
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- It's going berserk. - Ben, how'd this happen?
"- It's going berserk. - Ben, how'd this happen?"
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Weeeeee!
"Weeeeee!"
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I'd just take him down to the vet and fix him up a bit.
"I'd just take him down to the vet and fix him up a bit."
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What did you come back here for anyway?
"What did you come back here for anyway?"
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That was my money you used to buy your big red dorkmobile!
"That was my money you used to buy your big red dorkmobile!"
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Hey! Hey!
"Hey! Hey!"
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- God damn it! Don't ever call me that! - You don't even know what it means!
"- God damn it! Don't ever call me that! - You don't even know what it means!"
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the man from the city... he was snooping around again.
"the man from the city... he was snooping around again."
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Oh, great!
"Oh, great!"
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Well, it's an opportunity to spread your legs.
"Well, it's an opportunity to spread your legs."
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Good to smell the breezes, hum?
"Good to smell the breezes, hum?"
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Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five...
"Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five..."
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this is the best weapon we could have.
"this is the best weapon we could have."
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Can you hang on for a second?
"Can you hang on for a second?"
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Can I call you right back? Thanks.
"Can I call you right back? Thanks."
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I know you're in there.
"I know you're in there."
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Get out! Get out! I'll call the cops.
"Get out! Get out! I'll call the cops."
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What? Are you deaf?
"What? Are you deaf?"
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Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it.
"Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it."
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Friend?
"Friend?"
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Hi. It's me.
"Hi. It's me."
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So, this is earth.
"So, this is earth."
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in a little jar or something like that?
"in a little jar or something like that?"
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That's information.
"That's information."
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Listen, I am full of it.
"Listen, I am full of it."
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Come here.
"Come here."
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- Forward! - Forward!
"- Forward! - Forward!"
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Forward, forward. Come forward.
"Forward, forward. Come forward."
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They're always a little skittish around new people, aliens. Whatever.
"They're always a little skittish around new people, aliens. Whatever."
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Malfunction. Need input.
"Malfunction. Need input."
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Input. All right, right. You got it, OK.
"Input. All right, right. You got it, OK."
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Don't touch.
"Don't touch."
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They're not aunts, they're ants.
"They're not aunts, they're ants."
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It's an ant farm.
"It's an ant farm."
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Look! These are my bunnies. Edwina and Norman.
"Look! These are my bunnies. Edwina and Norman."
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I bet you got some amazing animals in your planet.
"I bet you got some amazing animals in your planet."
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Good, there you go.
"Good, there you go."
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Home of the beaver, famous for cherries.
"Home of the beaver, famous for cherries."
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Beavers. Cherries. Input.
"Beavers. Cherries. Input."
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How about pictures? Do you like pictures?
"How about pictures? Do you like pictures?"
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See that? It's an aardvark.
"See that? It's an aardvark."
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You know what many people are liking at night?
"You know what many people are liking at night?"
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- What? - Headlights.
"- What? - Headlights."
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- It's a lot better. Thanks. - Definitely, ya
"- It's a lot better. Thanks. - Definitely, ya"
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- More! - There isn't anymore.
"- More! - There isn't anymore."
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Pasta, semolina, spaghetti.
"Pasta, semolina, spaghetti."
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Food, liquid, spaghetti sauce.
"Food, liquid, spaghetti sauce."
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apples, lemons, limes.
"apples, lemons, limes."
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That's great. Thanks a lot.
"That's great. Thanks a lot."
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No, my dishes!
"No, my dishes!"
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Breakfast table. American contemporary.
"Breakfast table. American contemporary."
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This is a barrel of monkeys.
"This is a barrel of monkeys."
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As we're fond of saying in my country...
"As we're fond of saying in my country..."
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The Maximum Fluoride Protection.
"The Maximum Fluoride Protection."
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It's a lie. I didn't do it.
"It's a lie. I didn't do it."
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Sure we're pals.
"Sure we're pals."
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Have you been watching all night?
"Have you been watching all night?"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Haven't you had enough of this stuff?
"Haven't you had enough of this stuff?"
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