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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare (S12E12)

"Now a local soda company is back in hot water"
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"Returning to talk about it today is the team from Wolf Cola."
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"Thank you so much for having us back, Chet. Um,"
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"we at Wolf Cola are not just about making a satisfying soda."
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"We do acknowledge consumers' concerns."
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"- Right. Oh. - Sorry."
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"I'm just here to humanize him."
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"Support me."
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"Uh, Chet, we would also like to announce"
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"a portion of the proceeds will be going to a charity"
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"that supports African people."
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"even the... our friends at Boko Haram,"
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"because they are people, too."
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"Uh, yeah, look, Chet, if I may"
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"address the public directly?"
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"- By all means. - Okay."
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"Um, I assure you"
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"that we have righted this ship,"
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"and we are taking every step necessary"
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"to address all of your concerns."
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"We at Wolf Cola hope to be a part"
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"of your family's daily refreshment for years to come."
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"And we can say that without saying I'm sorry."
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"it sounds like Wolf Cola has the right man in charge."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa."
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"- What the hell's this? - Oh. Looks like we got"
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"a lovable little guy loose in the studio here."
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"Yeah. Can we get him out of here?"
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"- Great. Thanks. - Not a dog"
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"- lover, Mr. Reynolds? - Yeah."
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"Well, if you're asking me"
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"if I like wild animals slobbering all over me,"
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"never met a person who does not like dogs before."
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"uh, Chet. Okay, trust me. We're just afraid to admit it"
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"- Well, let's take a break. - You know what? Actually, I'm not done."
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"- Uh, Chet, are you a vegetarian by any chance? - No."
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"See, I find that most people that are whining"
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"watching human beings beat the ever-loving shit"
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"So, wait. Are you saying you're an animal rights activist?"
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"No, I'm actually the opposite, pal."
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"I should be able to eat me some fried dog."
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"Know what I'm saying? I should be able to eat a bucket"
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"look, let's just, you know, let's be consistent."
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"- that new formula? - Yeah, I see you doing it."
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"Yeah, and we're not doing so good, asshole,"
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"'cause nothing's coming out of me."
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"My trash can's empty."
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"- Oh, guys. - Guys, just don't worry."
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"- Yeah, yeah, don't worry. - No, guys, guys, guys."
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"Don't worry. Okay, look, this is all a part"
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"See, right now, you're crow loading..."
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"Yeah, you drank about, like,"
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"four or five entire crows"
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"'cause I'm grinding one up for every bottle at this point."
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"Yes, and it is that crow enzyme that's jacking you up,"
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"the Fight Milk Classic, right,"
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"and then you'll be fine for the weigh-in."
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"You're gonna be puking on your dick in no time."
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"Yeah, yeah, that one's real nasty. Don't worry about it."
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"- Yeah. - You're gonna make weight at the weigh-in."
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"- All right. - Uh, that's fine."
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"We're gonna be... We're good."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - All right, guys, hey, go... go kick ass."
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"Remember, that's the nasty one. Drink that one."
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"Up next, the challenger, Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone."
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"Come on!"
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"this is gonna change Fight Milk and our lives forever."
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"Oh, yeah. I've already scoped out every single exit."
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"- We're gonna be rich! - We did it! We're gonna be rich!"
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"Uh, just like to take the opportunity to thank Fight Milk."
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"to announce that Fight Milk is now"
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"- Security, get these assholes out of here! - Fight Milk!"
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"The nationwide hatred for Wolf Cola"
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"Bye-bye, Frank's Fluids."
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"raping children and disliking dogs."
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"Well, what am I gonna do with all the merchandise, man?"
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"Throw it in the garbage, burn it. Who gives a shit."
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"Yeah, we're done. Fight Milk shit the bed."
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"- What happened? - Breaking news"
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"from the sports world."
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"stemming from an energy drink called Fight Milk."
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"It just... it was just giving people diarrhea."
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"- Mm. - Ugh."
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"Starting to become known"
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"as the official drink of the UFC,"
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"this Fight Milk is a serious smudge for the group,"
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"and a potential public relations nightmare."
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"This is good. We're freed, and they are screwed."
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"See, this is actually the one good thing"
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"about the 24-hour news cycle."
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"except that it's made right here in Philadelphia"
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"by a parent company known as Frank's Fluids."
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"Start the clock."
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"♪ Go for it, go for it, go. ♪"
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"like candy. They're..."
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"I mean, they can't get enough of it."
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"Well, just 'cause of this."
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"- UFC fighters are drinking Fight Milk? - What?!"
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"so bodyguards, UFC fighters,"
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"- Absolutely. - Of course."
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"- Oh. - What?"
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"Because we only have..."
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"athlete of all time."
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"All right? There's only one thing"
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"but they've got billions of dollars at their disposal"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- about dominating other men. - Uh-oh."
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"We're-we're a couple of crow enthusiasts"
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"is supposed to be crushed."
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"Makes you expel all body fluids."
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"to apologize, either, okay? You never apologize."
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"you're already getting good feedback."
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"Boko Haram is just concentrating,"
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"Huh? Crow traps, baby. Look."
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"Fight Milk is boomin'. Apparently,"
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"Yeah. Now, we're gonna lean into that new market"
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"- Three, two, one! What up! - What up!"
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"- Are you fat? - You probably are, 'cause you're watching TV!"
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"It's easy for us men... we have four"
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"Watch the enzymes enlargify your breasts."
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