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Clips from Transparent - When the Battle Is Over (S03E03)

"This AirBnB thing is fucking killing me."
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"They want everything to be clean each time."
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"Like you have to wash the towels"
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"I may have to up the price."
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"The fucking monsters."
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"Give me a fucking break."
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"That's right."
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"Mm. Mm-mm. No, I need sweatsies."
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"Daddy, where have you been?"
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"- Whaah! - I've been at work."
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"Oh, check it out."
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"Oh, this is legit."
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"- It is. - This is a fucking zucchini blossom?"
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"It's not bad, right?"
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"Yeah. Who wants some salad?"
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"- Eww! - Just try one bite of it."
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"Definitely take the Jenner side."
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"She was 17 years old in this picture."
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"- Married, too. - And she was married."
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"- And... - Kind of like..."
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"I'd better not hear that from you."
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"I think I may have cheated on my girlfriend today."
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"I didn't realize Leslie was officially your girlfriend."
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"Actually, I raped my hand with some weird chick's vagina."
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"Oh. New "Shark Tank.""
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"Ah, this show's the best."
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"What?"
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"Remember when we were little and you wrote us that song?"
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"It must have been the only one you had memorized."
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"Thank you."
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"I need you to do me a favor."
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"- Sure. - First of all,"
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"You've got to get me out of here."
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"How are you feeling?"
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"There's a Dr. Harris J. Kunitz"
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"I have to go and teach, so are you..."
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""who would have ever thought"
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""everyone transitions."
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""Yes, I have been to hell and back,"
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"or, dare I say, to Shel and back.""
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"I'm very worried about her, and I think..."
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"That's going to make the whole package that much more attractive."
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"Love... Yes, I love all that."
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"Hey, Joshie, he's kind of like the new you, right?"
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"Um, all right, guys."
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"What... Gotinyu, what's the matter?"
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"This is why we need the group thread on the phone."
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"You know, Buzzy's on the board,"
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"Oh, my God, there he is. Duvid."
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"What is her name?"
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"Idit'."
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"- Hi. - No. Uh-uh. This is, uh..."
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"I'm happy to be here."
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"But you know where they took her? They took her to County."
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"All right. I'm nervous."
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"Maybe you felt the need to escape."
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"Thank you."
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"Bye."
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"Well, I'm just... I'm trying"
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"- Hmm. - I'm riffing."
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"What's up, Junior?"
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"Okay, sign them."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"You good, Josh?"
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"you roll them out whenever you need them."
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"that we pull out when we want to do, like,"
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"you know, Havdalah at the park"
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"- Well, I bought them already. - Did you save a receipt?"
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"- I love these mats. - This is what it's like."
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"it makes me so hungry for a BLT."
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"Equal rights for lettuce and tomato!"
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"identifying, uh, vigorously"
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"- Oh, wow. - I'm just so curious."
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"A client for, like, one session."
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"They were basically raised on porn."
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"That's your white fragility talking."
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"Ooh, guys, guess what Leslie keeps in her desk."
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"Pearl, we should jet and get to the Farmer's Market"
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"You guys coming?"
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"- Thank you, guys. - Bye, guys."
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"Maybe it's a real one-woman show."
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"Do you sing?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop."
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"You do sing. That's not fair."
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"You write music?"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"then I haven't done a single charitable act"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"So what's your deal? Are you, uh, dating anyone?"
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"Cool."
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"Bye."
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"- Hon? - Hold on!"
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"Oh, that's fine."
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"I just assumed that Vicki would drop everything and..."
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"I deservsies this. Let me tell you why."
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"Eh, Lucy, I'm home."
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"Kind of like me."
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"- Up next... - Has that happened to you?"
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"She's right down there. She's fine."
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"But you don't have to be Jewish"
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"No, I don't hate myself. That's just too many."
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"who see themselves in me."
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"when you do it for charity."
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"with the sense that they're being, uh, chased."
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"and I will be looking forward"
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"Let's be honest. We created the internet."
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"from one of the women at temple."
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"What is happening?"
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"You. I want to hear about you."
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"- Too many? - Yeah, too many."
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""was the day that my new life began to begin."
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"But you're not."
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"that you need me to, like, do"
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"L and the G are pretty well assimilated,"
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"and vociferously"
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"to get the board, you know, to approve me? Like..."
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"- Ohh. - Is that a cream? What..."
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"I will get your ass to Cedars."
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"And you're going to be wonderful."
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