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Clips from Transparent - When the Battle Is Over (S03E03)

"but the word has too many syllables:"
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"I'm bored. I'm not even finishing it."
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"I admit that I avoid investigating authors of color"
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"their white tears matter more than black blood."
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"You know, that's why Caroline dropped out."
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"and she just got totally called out"
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"She left because she was fucking Leslie."
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"Oh, yeah. Every semester,"
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"a blonde, a brunette, an Asian, whatever."
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"Testosterone cream."
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"More like sex drive."
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"It turns your clit into a strobe light."
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"Like, ten orgasms in one night."
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"I don't know. Grocery shop."
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"- Bye. - Bye, guys."
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"Listen to this. "You're a natural,"
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"like Streisand.""
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"Oh! That is the third email"
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"who need a voice. I mean,"
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"I... I... I... Me telling my story."
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"I write it, I perform it."
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"I used to sing. Now I don't sing."
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"Stop!"
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"because if you tell anyone, it just voids the work."
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"Sarah,"
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"if you want to come, you have to focus."
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"and, you know, you don't have to beat me."
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"I thought you weren't supposed to say anything"
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"from one totally fucked parking lot"
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"Well, what do they use?"
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"Oh, fuck, that's right."
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"Not really? Who are you having sex with not really?"
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"No one. Not right now."
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"Is it working?"
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"Mm."
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"I'm kind of getting turned on."
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"Ohh!"
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"That was fun."
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"Ah. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"All right."
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"- Hi. - Listen, I am really sorry"
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"- Yeah, she came. - come over."
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"I feel... Something's off."
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"Okay. Can I say something to you?"
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"Yoshi! Mama moto!"
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"Hi."
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"Someone crazy here"
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"Oh, breakfast for supper. You maniac."
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"That is just outrageous."
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"Cabbie?"
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"Yeah, like a big cab, maybe."
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"You've been working so hard."
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"I think you've earned a Barolo."
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"Deservsies?"
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"I mean, the cash is good,"
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"but these people, they're Nazis."
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"every time somebody checks in, and the sheets."
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"And you've got to dust. I mean, it's a full-time fucking job."
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"All right. I'll load it up."
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"- Daddy! - Daddy's home!"
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"What are we doing for dinner?"
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"Is this a zucchini blossom?"
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"What have you done with my ex-wife?"
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"Here. Honey, would you give these out to..."
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"Here's the kicker."
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"Whatever she is, I cheated on her by raping myself."
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"I hate when that happens."
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"Our Honeymoon Sonata?"
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"Ready?"
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"We're still in the hall, all right?"
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"I cannot believe you let them bring you to this place."
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"It's like Beirut."
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"I am lucky. Thank you."
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"Come on."
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"You're welcome."
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"- I can't do that. - Yes, you can."
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"God, what a baby."
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"You are so ungrateful."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Just hold your breath. Hold your breath."
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"Is there another person in here?"
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"We should back it up."
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"Let's not wake her up."
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"- Oh. - Hi."
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"- Moppa. - I need to be air-lifted to Cedars."
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"- Stat. - Hi."
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"when you want to make a BM, okay?"
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"Oh, my God, that's disgusting."
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"It is nuts in here."
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"I'd like to solve the puzzle, please."
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"Mr. Pfefferman."
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"My name is Maura Pfefferman."
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"- She's trans. That's wrong. - Excuse me."
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"Everything on this board is wrong, dude."
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"Just so you know."
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"You're going to be released today."
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"- What? - Are you sure?"
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"- All his vitals are fine. - Her vitals."
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"Just wait for the nurse"
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"So are we... are we good? Are we done?"
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"Farris?"
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"Bueller?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Because I'm not getting anything done,"
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"and I'm supposed to go meet Raquel at the temple."
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"Um..."
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"Just like bro-ing out with Tammy 24/7."
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"She's done a lot of work on herself,"
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"and you guys really enjoy each other's company."
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"- Oh, he's fine. - You're leaving?"
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"You have the ticket, right, boss man?"
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"You can, like, telecommute or something?"
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"Oh, no, I want to stay here in this hellhole by myself."
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"- Hey. - Hi. Where is she?"
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""that the other woman would be my husband?"
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""They say when one person in a family transitions,"
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"And that could not be more true.""
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""The day I met my b'sheret, my Buzzy,"
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""I have emerged from the swamp pit of mishegoss."
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"Thank you very much."
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