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Clips from Transparent - Rollin' (S01E01)

"You would just go and buy these candies"
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"just for the people who ride in your car?"
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"to the Costco to buy us these candies."
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"And I am so sorry about the Armenian genocide."
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"Be careful."
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"Hi, daddy."
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"You want to come visit me?"
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"Yes, now is the perfect time."
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"No, I'll do... I'll do it alone."
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"♪ What do you want, Josh? ♪"
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"Come on."
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"Fine."
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"One second, you guys. What's up?"
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"- Yeah, like a million times. - Thank you."
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"when you're coming down, otherwise your brain hurts?"
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"which I realized I haven't been to since I was a kid?"
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"You're hanging out with that guy?"
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"and I'm planning a little spit-roasting epic... night."
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"What is this? What's all this?"
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"Oh, this is all I'm taking."
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"all I need is a safe place to rest my keppie."
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"Oh, it's Joshy."
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"Sarah told me. Oh..."
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"I have water, I... I know that."
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"Oh, okay."
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"- Am I right? - She's not a freak."
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"I want the Charleston Chew."
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"♪ Peep ♪"
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"- Ryan's here. - Oh."
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"I caught them at south-by, and I just went ape balls."
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"and I'm gonna have you jump in with these guys,"
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"Why don't you take a look at those bagels,"
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"- and you need to get to know... - Hey, Barry."
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"- fucking later, bro? - What does that even mean?"
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"and you were the one who didn't want to sign them."
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"You just got fired, bro!"
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"I'm overwhelmed all the time."
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"with... with Tammy."
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"Ohh..."
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"- We're gonna talk to her. - It's me."
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"Len, it's me. It's me."
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"Tell me you did not tell him to fire me."
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"I don't know if you can appreciate this,"
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"Because you care about me so much, Josh?"
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"- Okay... - Don't..."
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"They never stop really seeing you as their father,"
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"Nothing feels right until I do that."
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"For you."
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"I'm just kidding!"
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"I had a cat when I was a kid."
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"I'm so fucking thirsty."
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"Hi."
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"My business card is back there, too."
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"Ahh..."
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"You got it!"
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"It's like having a baby."
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"Nobody in the world wants those."
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"- I protected her from you... - Dude."
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"I think he's gonna be okay."
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"Not my business."
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"when you're falling in love?"
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"I'm sorry I keep calling you."
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"- I love her. I proposed, okay? - Oh, my God."
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"- These? - Yeah."
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"We're gonna talk through the remaster with Kaya and Margaux."
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"Being alive is being sad."
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"I know."
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"I don't know how not to."
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"I got Saturday and Sunday off."
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"- What? - So that you have to be"
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"She had some extra. They're amazing."
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"you know?"
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"Do you really not know what spit-roasting is?"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Pop a squat, 'cause I want you to meet, uh, the Drug Mules."
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"Took, like, four Tylenol. I was totally fine."
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"and it just happened."
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"- Give it to me. - No, stop!"
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"I cancelled the Grubman thing. I just made up some bullshit."
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"But why do I have to leave?"
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"So actually, um, I'm gonna have Glenda"
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"No, no. That's..."
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"Ah."
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"- Is she avoiding me? - I couldn't tell you."
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"You weird, old, sad fellow."
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"I'm gonna give Mike your pussy"
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"Okay."
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"- You got a sec? - Um, I'm kind of in a hurry."
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"and I... am roasting."
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"Hey, dad, I'm here."
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"Yeah, that looks like crack."
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"This pepper shaker's investigating my vagina"
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"- That fruit salad real fast. - Sit the fuck down."
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"Yes, of course."
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"But I wanted you to know that I was thinking about you,"
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"Okay. A... okay, you know what?"
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"What... what?"
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"at a sav-on in the Philippines."
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"but, um, I manage Sylvia, and, uh,"
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"talked to anyone in a long time."
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"I'm gonna have to call you back, okay, dad?"
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"I would love that!"
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