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Clips from Arrested Development - Prison Break-In (S03E03)

"So I guess we can just, uh... just choose a cell to stay overnight in and, uh..."
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"Oh, great. And you can take me through your thoughts about the screenplay beat by beat."
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"It's a line from... from New Warden."
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"That would be the happiest moment..."
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"- And the warden was happy too. - What a treat."
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""Graft Versus Host." Sounds like a tennis match..."
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"between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny "Host.""
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"- It's "Most." - But it's far deadlier."
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"Hello. I'm Gob Bluth."
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"There are some things I can't make disappear..."
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"no, not that candy ball machine..."
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"But what was Tobias to do..."
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"Have his hair plugs removed?"
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"- He just needs his hair plugs out? - Doctor says that's the cure."
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"You cut it after those idiots at the gala accept me as one of their own."
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"I'd rather give to TBA!"
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"And, just as the prisoners had proven..."
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"so the rich proved they could throw a riot just as well as the prisoners."
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"- And Lucille was brought to the conjugal trailer. - Mom."
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"- Michael, what are you doing? - I cannot let you go through with this."
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"My heart is kind of broken too. I've been kind of denying it lately, but..."
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"um, you know, it just... I can't... I can't deal with the fact..."
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"that my family's falling apart, now that I really need you."
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"Oh, Michael, honey. I wanna cry so bad..."
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"Well, listen. Here's..."
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"The problem is that, uh, Gentles doesn't really care for you."
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"- You read it? - Yeah."
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"- Did you like the chlamydia thing? I gave him that. - You gave him chlamydia?"
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"I mean, if Dad doesn't care, there's... there's no real threat..."
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"and, I guess, just knock yourself out, huh?"
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"This is where you escaped to? To prison? For me?"
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"No one is breaking this family apart. No one."
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"- I'm guessing Oscar. - No."
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"I cannot take another $2,300 hit."
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"and, uh, we'll call it even."
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"Please, Ward?"
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"- I am so glad I didn't cry. - That I didn't need to hear."
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"On the next Arrested Development."
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"Oh, she's in the next cell. Looks like we're gonna be bunk buddies all night, coz."
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"George Michael experiences..."
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"Buster tries to forget his recent losses..."
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"the main character of the latest and, I pray, final draft of my screenplay, New Warden."
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"one of those people who are always going on about their screenplays..."
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"and it was very well received."
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"Warden Gentles had convinced his granddaughter's teacher..."
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"- I understand you've been causing problems. - Nobody sells any coke..."
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"I think you will find the desert both engrossing... and high grossing."
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"Oh. Oh, this is gonna hurt. Oh!"
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"I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort of creep that would have her as a fetish."
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"Buster, meanwhile, was also feeling abandoned by Mother."
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"- I'm sorry. - No stairs. No parking."
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"Oh, it's on standby. Got another one in you?"
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"Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the Hawaiian blends, do you?"
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"where the hell else are they gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon?"
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"Him?"
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"- Hey, why is there an ambulance out front? - Honey, the car is here."
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"and support her through this whole Graft Versus Host thing."
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"George Michael would ever experience in his life."
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"As a magician, I can make a lot of things disappear."
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"Sorry about the wait. George? If you're here..."
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"I can't say no to the woman who gave me "chlamydia." One hour."
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"Are you ready to have some fun?"
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"by breaking out the old guitar..."
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"Yeah. Well, in any event I'm here, Mom, because you need me."
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"Well, I'll be honest. I haven't heard anything that beats herpes."
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"The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants."
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"Oh!"
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"- No. - You both are. She's workin' the warden."
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"George Michael gets closer to his family."
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"I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me."
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"Actually, she'd met with him in the hopes..."
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"It's a lot like school, only it's air-conditioned."
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"- And you're sure you're okay? - Oh, probably."
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"Wait a minute. You're not really smiling."
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"We're giving money for this guy to keep his hair transplants?"
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"- Gob, we've had this conversation. - When?"
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"It shouldn't be that hard to break into."
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"Warden Gentles is the new co-chair."
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"Th-This is gonna be great for me, because I am gonna star..."
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"But lately, that's all we've been able to see."
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"That bunk was open because the last guy..."
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"She's planning on spending the night with another man."
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"- Need? Why do you think I need something? - Well, you're too busy for us."
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"I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with the warden tonight."
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"And Michael himself was feeling a little like..."
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"he later found out was mentally challenged."
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"So, they sent out invitations with the disease..."
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"Actually, he loved galas."
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"And Buster realized he needed to give his true father his freedom."
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"still "to be announced.""
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"- Hey! You can't park there. - Oh, sorry."
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"wouldn't do the things that you're going to do."
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"- You? - Her."
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"they could throw a gala as well as the rich..."
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"- You can't sleep with him. - Oh, yes I can."
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"Years earlier, the Bluths had a hard time..."
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"No. I'm fine. Just thought I could help. Relieved I don't have to."
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"And I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks."
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"And I don't think there's going to be an "I'm Oscar" Web site this time."
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"But thankfully, he'd found a way to forget that."
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"George Sr. needed to escape..."
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"And as the prison gala was underway..."
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"Take this newly diseased woman to the hole. Ha."
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"And much to their surprise, the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000..."
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"- One more for "neck flap." - Yes."
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"Oh, One-Eye's a wonderful chef."
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"- The last time you ended up seeing Mom and Dad go at it. - What? No! God, Michael!"
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"but it never bothered you when Dad was running around."
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"And Michael realized there was somebody else..."
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"the host that the grafting family was rejecting."
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"Oscar never got a chance to hide behind the mirror."
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"The crowd began to grow unruly."
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"- Or should I say playdates? - Michael had recently dated a woman..."
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"But he wasn't relieved. So he went home to complain to his sister, Lindsay."
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"A husband with the headlining disease. Everyone's gonna wanna talk to me."
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"- Besides, Tobias wants it too. - Oh, she's right."
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"- Oh, here, let me get that for you. - Thank you."
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"Hey, I... I don't need to take my mom to a gala, okay?"
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"- Her? - I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this."
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