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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Musical Cabins (S01E01)

"I'll return it when I'm finished."
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"Sure."
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"Well... have a nice day."
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"You too."
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"Myrna? Ha-ha!"
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"You gotta put on your flannel bathing suit."
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"Boy, that pool is sensational."
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"Hey, Myrna, what are you doing?"
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"The purser found a vacant cabin. I'm moving."
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"Well, what's wrong with this cabin?"
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"You're in it."
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"Oh, come on, seriously."
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"Seriously."
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"Oh, Myrna, don't be silly."
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"No, Ray. No."
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"I'm sick of the bickering, the arguing, the fighting."
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"Two minutes after we're in a room,"
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"you could suffocate from the hostility."
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"Well, we haven't died from it."
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"No. We're not really living either."
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"Well, look, what's this all about?"
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"Tsk. I don't believe you."
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"Our marriage is nothing but a vacuum."
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"You take me for granted."
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"Good old Myrna's always there to cook or clean,"
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"or... warm your bed on a cold winter's night. Nah."
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"Come on, Myrna, let's go have a drink, huh?"
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"You're not yourself."
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"This is myself."
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"No, no, you're not acting like my Myrna."
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"Because I'm not your Myrna. I'm my Myrna."
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"And until you realize that, our marriage isn't worth..."
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"spit."
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"Well, what do you want, Myrna? What do you want?"
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"A divorce, Ray."
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"A divorce?"
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"Yes. That's what I want."
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"A divorce? You must be crazy."
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"Oh, no. No, I'm not."
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"But don't come crawling back to me,"
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"'cause I won't take you."
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"You'll never change."
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"Oh."
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"Slipshod and lackadaisical."
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"You're all goofing off."
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"Now, sir... You too, Dr. Bricker."
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"Now, how many passengers"
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"have you treated on this cruise?"
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"None, sir. I'm happy to report no one's been sick."
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"That's why you're happy. It means less work."
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"And you, Mr. Washington?"
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"Sir?"
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"Do you know how many maraschino cherries you use each cruise?"
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"Maraschino cherries?"
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"Yes."
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"Sir? Mm."
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"Can I change my category to pop music?"
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"I don't understand why you're so upset."
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"We've all been working very hard."
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"You have? Have you really?"
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"Miss McCoy..."
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"you are in charge of games and activities."
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"Yet this morning, I saw a dozen passengers"
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"sleeping on lounge chairs."
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"Now, don't you wake them up"
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"and ask them if they wanna play a game?"
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""Wake them up and ask them if they wanna...""
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"You should have done that."
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"Now... you had all better get on the ball,"
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"or the only way you'll get back on this ship is to buy a ticket."
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"This is my office. You get out."
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"Boy, he's flipped out."
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"I've never seen him like that."
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"Oh, it's just that he hasn't eaten in over 24 hours."
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"He thinks that if he loses a couple of inches,"
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"he'll be able to win back his old high school flame."
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"Well, before he loses one inch, we could lose four jobs."
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"Maybe."
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"Maybe?"
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"Yeah. Maybe."
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"Maybe we'll all die of old age"
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"while we wait for this idea."
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"I'll need tools. Needle, thread."
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"I get it. You're gonna sew us a new captain, right?"
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"Now, this is sort of devious."
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"As a matter of fact, it's really kind of dirty."
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"No, it's more downright deceitful."
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"So far, I love it."
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"Okay, here's what we do."
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"Go into the captain's cabin."
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"Somebody's gotta get in there..."
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"Merrill, you're wonderful."
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"How can anyone be so light on his feet"
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"after eating such an enormous dinner?"
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"Enormous?"
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"You had second helpings of everything"
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"and an entire strawberry shortcake for dessert."
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"Well, when you're a string bean,"
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"you could eat anything you want."
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"Ahoy, shipmates."
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"Hi, String Bean."
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"To our genius."
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"Hear, hear, hear."
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"But really. It was nothing, really."
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"What other mind could conceive of rigging the captain's scale?"
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"Or letting out his pants."
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"Well, all too true,"
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"but I think just another hour or two of adoration,"
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"and then a simple monument."
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""The Way We Were.""
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"That was my wife's favorite song."
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"Favorite movie too."
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"I, uh... think I need some fresh air."
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"Me too. Mind if I come along?"
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"Of course not."
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"Oh, Bill. This has been wonderful."
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"It's even better than that."
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"We, um... We have to talk."
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"We will... later."
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