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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Musical Cabins (S01E01)

"A fast is fast."
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"That's it. That's it."
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"Not a bite."
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"Uh, captain, as your physician,"
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"I can hardly recommend that."
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"It's not the healthiest way to lose weight."
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"Then I'll hold you responsible."
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"If I get sick, you're in trouble."
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"Hi, captain. It's tea time."
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"Thanks, Isaac."
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"And I brought your favorite: jelly doughnuts."
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"Yeah."
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"Ahem."
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"Carry on."
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"Doc?"
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"Well, uh, don't mind if I do."
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"Oh."
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"You know it's almost 4:00?"
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"You've been in that pool all afternoon."
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"My son's on the swimming team."
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"He helps keep me in shape."
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"Well, he's doing a wonderful job."
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"Yeah. Hey, you'd better be careful."
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"You're getting too much sun."
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"Does this hurt? Uh-uh."
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"But you can keep trying."
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"Oh."
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"No. Just casing the joint."
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"Hey, uh, that gal over there."
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"Do you happen to know if she's, uh,"
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"traveling with that fella?"
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"I don't think so."
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"I think she just met him here."
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"Good. That's good."
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"How about some dinner?"
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"I'd love to."
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"Hey, great."
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"And maybe tonight we can find something"
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"I do better than you do."
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"I'm sorry. That's not what I mean."
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"I mean, what I meant to say is,"
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"I bet you tonight I eat more than you do."
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"That's another bet you're gonna lose."
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"Good evening, everybody."
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"Merrill."
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"I'm delighted you're all here."
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"I'm doubly delighted you're here."
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"Mr. Smith, are you in need of some cough medicine,"
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"or are you about to make a speech?"
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"Your hat, sir."
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"What's wrong with it?"
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"You're wearing it."
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"I know."
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"It's a chilly night out."
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"But not in."
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"Excuse me."
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"Thank you, Mr. Smith."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"Merrill, you're..."
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"I know. Just like Randy DeNova."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I have a genius for saying the wrong thing."
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"Believe me, on you it looks good."
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"That's the trouble."
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"It's not on me, it's off me."
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"No, no, I mean it."
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"You know, there are a lot of famous people"
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"that don't have any hair."
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"Humpty Dumpty."
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"Like I said, a genius for saying the wrong thing."
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"Another speech, Mr. Smith?"
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"Your pâté, sir. Hm?"
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"Everybody's waiting for you to start."
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"Oh. Excuse me."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Don't wait for me."
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"Merrill, aren't you going to eat your pâté?"
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"No. I had a big lunch."
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"Oh."
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"Oh. Thank you, sir."
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"Unexpected pleasure."
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"Well, Dottie here just came off that banana and coconut diet."
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"You see, it didn't take off any weight,"
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"but boy, can she climb trees."
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"Moe, that's awful. That's just awful."
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"Isn't that awful?"
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"Just awful."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."
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"I mean, th-that's a funny story."
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"Yeah, so how come you're laughing so loud?"
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"Afraid of disturbing the peace, or something?"
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"Excuse me."
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"I think this is my seat."
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"I like the one you came in with."
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"I thought it was cuter."
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"How do you do?"
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"I'm Nate Jordan."
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"And, uh... I'm sorry."
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"Well, we're not. We're the Prices."
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"Yeah. I'm Dottie. That's Moe."
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"How do you do. I'm Roberta."
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"Roberta Roberts."
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"Did we, uh, tell you we're in the ice business?"
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"We're in the ice business. Yeah."
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"You know how it is in the ice business."
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"Uh, busy?"
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"No."
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"Co-o-old. Co-o-old."
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"Boy, I tell you, the things that happen in the ice business."
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"Somebody should write a TV story about it."
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"Uh, what, uh... What do you two do?"
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"Well, I'm a stockbroker."
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"I'm an economist."
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"Yeah, it's all right, but it's not the ice business."
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"Put your eyes back in your head, darling."
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"You've been staring at that girl all night."
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"I can't help it."
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"She reminds me so much of you, my dearest."
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"Sweetheart, the only thing she and I have in common"
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