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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Kids These Days (S10E10)

"All right, everyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come in, we're celebrating!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And bring a knife so we can cut this into 20 pieces!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Coach Tucker, students are a "protected class""
Modern Family (2009)
"and it is not okay for you,"
Modern Family (2009)
"an elite white man of privilege,"
Modern Family (2009)
"to bully them."
Modern Family (2009)
"Privilege? I-I make a teacher's salary. And I'm gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, gay doesn't really get you the mileage that it used to."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now, if you were trans, we'd be golden."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, has the whole world gone crazy?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay -- No, no, I've had it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, what, everyone's so sensitive,"
Modern Family (2009)
"In my day, our team, the Hamilton Cabbage Eaters,"
Modern Family (2009)
"captained by Knish Bronstein,"
Modern Family (2009)
"took on the Lincoln Banditos,"
Modern Family (2009)
"QB'd by José "Speedy" Gonzales."
Modern Family (2009)
"And after three hours of pummeling each other's privates"
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"at the bottom of dog piles,"
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"we shook hands like brothers"
Modern Family (2009)
"and all went to brawl the Sausage-Heads"
Modern Family (2009)
"in Pierogi-Town."
Modern Family (2009)
"(voice breaking) Beautiful melting pot."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh -- How was that your life?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You were in high school during the Summer of Love."
Modern Family (2009)
"Coach Tucker, I don't know why this man is here,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but he's a member of the "elderly protected class,""
Modern Family (2009)
"and legally we can't contradict him."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to find a gentler way"
Modern Family (2009)
"to motivate your players."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know any other way to coach."
Modern Family (2009)
"What we need is advice from someone who played football"
Modern Family (2009)
"but also is a namby-pamby Millennial weirdo."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you for coming."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're here to teach these gentlemen"
Modern Family (2009)
"how to communicate in the 21st century."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's go around and each say the gender pronoun we prefer."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll start --"
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"I'm cisgender, he-slash-him."
Modern Family (2009)
"She-slash-her."
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"They-slash-them."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I'm not here to bust chops, Bob is fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is your rugby team?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I am fascinated by this mall story of yours..."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, you say you were shopping?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes. (laughs)"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know me and shoes."
Modern Family (2009)
"(both laugh)"
Modern Family (2009)
"(gasps)"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh! I had no idea your foot was so tiny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, I am so big in the top and small in the bottom,"
Modern Family (2009)
"like South America herself."
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"(laughs) Aww!"
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"Put 'em on."
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"Really?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I want to see them on your feet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, miss."
Modern Family (2009)
"I feel like I am Cinderella."
Modern Family (2009)
"Go on, let's see you strut your stuff."
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"(gasps)"
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"I've never felt more beautiful!"
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"Okay, I can't watch this anymore!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, please don't take this personally,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I was shopping with Gloria today"
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"because I wanted to find something sexy"
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"for my weekend away with Bill,"
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"and that's more her thing."
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"(groans) I get it, fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't always dress like a...steering wheel cover."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're lashing out. I understand."
Modern Family (2009)
"Doesn't mean I can't turn it on when I need to."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not just that."
Modern Family (2009)
"I guess... I don't really feel like"
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"you're comfortable with my sexuality."
Modern Family (2009)
"You and Haley can talk about guys and sex,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but you still see me as a 12-year-old."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, I'm sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"but to be fair, you don't really share"
Modern Family (2009)
"that part of your life with me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I guess that's valid. (chuckles)"
Modern Family (2009)
"So, are you gonna give me a shot?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me tart you up for Bill."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. But it is not just for Bill"
Modern Family (2009)
"because it's also for me because I'm --"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm reclaiming a part of myself"
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"that I don't think I've really --"
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"This is nuts. First he gets divorced, and now this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm, they may be related."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is he still here?"
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"Oh, man. I've been made!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, he's right behind you."
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"Dunphy?"
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"Hey, Gil."
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"Oh, I was just making a pitstop"
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"on the way to the Bunny Ranch."
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"I accidentally walked in here"
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"'cause some local said they had great wings."
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"Didn't realize there were no breasts!"
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"(laughter)"
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"Am I right?! Oh, hey."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't have to do this. I'm -- I'm Mitch,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm Phil's brother-in-law,"
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"Whoa! What? Hold on a second now."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's crazy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're gay!"
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"It's not the insult you think it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"Charming as ever. Off you go. Best of luck."
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"I got this, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's gonna take him some time to --"
Modern Family (2009)
"to accept who he really is."
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"I'm totally gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, you're off to a strong start."
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"It's just -- it's strange"
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"to say it out loud like that, you know?"
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"I'm a gay man."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I'm a big gay man."
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"(chuckles)"
Modern Family (2009)
"Feels like a big gay weight has been lifted off me."
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"Just a weight. Yeah."
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