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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Lunar Eclipse (S05E05)

"Get away from me."
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"We come here today, dearly beloved..."
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"...to witness the vibration of two radiant jewels..."
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"...who are about to merge to create one beam of coherent light."
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"Today, we celebrate the ancient union of man-woman..."
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"...and woman-man..."
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"...and by the grace of the great whatever to ask..."
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"...that Burt and Agnes' genetic tendrils reach out to infinity."
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"And by our very presence here, brothers and sisters...."
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"Mr. Kapatkin?"
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"Your office told me I could find you here."
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"Getting the skinny on the maroon, effecting intromission with the frail."
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"-I'm sorry, what? -Blow before you wreck my cover."
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"Oh, Mr. Kapatkin, I won't be needing your services anymore."
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"I'm dropping the case."
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"My wife has broken off with the gentlemen in question."
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"-That ain't no gentleman. -Be that as it may."
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"She's coming back to New York with me."
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"Now, this should settle accounts."
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"Look pal, you wanna take a powder, righteo..."
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"...that spiderkeet to be reported to the board of health."
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"-You ever see this guy up close? -Mr. Kapatkin, this case is closed."
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"I got a civic responsibility."
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"My dearest Agnes."
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""The day I met you..."
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"...my soul found purpose.""
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""My soul found purpose.”"
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"What did he say?"
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"I think I better read this."
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""My dearest Agnes, the day I met you my soul found purpose.""
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"Oh, purpose."
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"Purpose."
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""Today I dedicate that life to you."
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"I pledge my heart to love you always."
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"My arms to comfort you and keep you warm."
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"My eyes to light up at your smile."
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"No longer must my existence be an empty void..."
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"...a scream looking for a mouth."
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"At last, I know what it is to love someone.""
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"Oh, Herbert."
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"Herbert, no."
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"-Look at him go. -Herbert."
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"Herbert."
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"Come on, Herbert."
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"Nice left."
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"Miss Hayes."
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"By the power invested in me by the supreme authority..."
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"...by the state of California..."
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"...I now pronounce you..."
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"...man and wife."
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"Sign here and here and here and you get your release."
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"Notify your lawyer any time you--"
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"This isn't gonna go on my permanent record, is it?"
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"I hope so. I don't want anything hurting my chances of getting a Pl licence."
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"Oh, Jamie, you don't wanna be a detective."
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"It's dirty thankless work."
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"Stick to something more respectable."
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"I don't know. I've never felt more alive than being out there with Mr. Addison."
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"-You're in the field with Mr. Addison? -On the Anselmo case."
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"We went undercover in the shower, you know, to throw off Mrs. Anselmo."
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"I'm sure you were."
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"And you certainly tricked Mrs. Anselmo."
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"It's hard to live with yourself after you've trespassed on private property."
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"...if you hadn't been kind enough to take my shoelaces."
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"Move right along, please."
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"All right, I think that just about does it."
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"Let's see, we've got one desk chair, black--"
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"-That's my chair. Where are--? -Sorry."
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"One painting, cubist abstract."
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"Okay, Sparky, I'll bite."
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"Where's he going with my chair?"
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"Walter Whitebread, ABC TV."
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"Used to be a big fan of yours."
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"For the next eight minutes and 36 seconds."
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"I enjoy a joke as much as anybody but I got to get some work done."
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"So have them bring the stuff back in."
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"-You don't know, do you? -Know what?"
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"Somebody from current programmes was supposed to call you."
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"I guess that's why NBC's number one, huh?"
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"I don't know how to tell you this..."
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"...but you're cancelled."
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"What?"
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"Burt, what happened?"
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"He's dead, sir."
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"He told me that he had a heart condition..."
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"...but I didn't believe him."
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"-Well, let's call an ambulance. -Won't do any good."
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"It wasn't heart failure."
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"He just doesn't have any more scenes."
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"This is all my fault."
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"If I had done the honourable thing..."
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"...and left the show, none of this would have happened."
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"Get a hold of yourself, Burt."
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"This is just some weird unfunny dream sequence."
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"Burt."
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"What happened?"
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"Just the end of the world as we know it, Miss Hayes."
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"-Let me go. -I don't want to be cancelled."
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"-Oh, I'm glad you're here. -Let me go."
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"-We gotta get out. -What?"
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"We got cancelled. Look, I don't have time to explain."
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"But in 6 minutes and 14 seconds we'll cease to exist as characters."
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"Where' s our furniture?"
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"What's happening to our view?"
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"Now, there's no need to get your drawers."
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"Wait a minute. Drawers, I made an underwear joke and we're still here."
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"There may be time yet. Come on."
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"Agnes."
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"Agnes. Oh, glad you're okay."
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"I'm not okay."
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"And the only thing I could think of was basement."
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"I can't rhyme anymore."
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"Agnes, I think there's something you should know."
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"What?"
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"That the two of you couldn't figure out your nitwit relationship..."
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"...50 they" re giving the rest of us the heave-ho along with you?"
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"-You heard, huh? -Yeah, I heard."
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"If there's a God in heaven..."
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"...he'll spin Herbert and me off in our own series."
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"What is happening?"
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